It wouldn’t be a weekend in Manchvegas if a drunken man with a pubefarm growing on his face got white girl wasted, ran around town naked, had to get tased twice, and then assaulted a police officer while under arrest at the hospital.
Give Crack Galifianakis a break. Is that not allowed here? I thought this was the live free or die state. Since when do we have to wear clothes in public at that hour of the night? Does this look like the kind of guy who routinely downs a bottle of Mr. Boston’s and makes bad decisions?
Nah, he dindu nuffin. Free muh boi.
And this may be the most New Hampshire photograph ever taken.
An alcoholic hippie redneck posing for a picture in a backyard of broken dreams whilst holding his musket, while a woman in a 4XL shirt that she bought at a gift shop 11 years ago photographs his ass. Live free or die mother fucker.
I do love Manchester Information. It’s like what would happen if WINY Radio and the Ware Police Department’s Facebook pages had a baby. Others don’t like it so much.
Yea, how dare a news outlet report on police press releases! You think it’s news that an individual ran around town naked at 2 AM and assaulted a cop after being tased? He deserves privacy. Free muh boi.
Oh, and get fucked Mellisa with one S and two L’s.
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