Who remembers these two love birds?
That would be the Fall River FungalFupa and Scramburglar, who got caught pulling a chew and screw at the Liberal Club in Fall River, and then showed up on the Liberal Club’s Facebook page when they got called out for it.
The best part was that it turns out she was cheating on her boyfriend while doing so.
Luckily he could only see the Facebook post if he closed one of his eyes, so she might’ve gotten away with it.
Anyway, the Liberal Club has the misfortune of being in Fall River, which means they’re back on Turtleboy for the second time in a year.
It’s a plague of ghettomuppets.
To be even scummier he sat directly next to the door so he could leave quickly, and he ordered two meals for himself because his non-existent girlfriend was “on her way,” and then two more meals to go so that he could escape undetected.
Let’s be honest – there’s a 0.0% chance this guy wasn’t going to be identified as a well known shitbag within minutes.
Erik Teasdale. Well known crack donkey kleptomaniac, living at Mommy’s house and stealing form actual contributing members of society.
This bootleg George Clooney has so little shame that he change his profile and cover photo on Facebook that day.
This is the kind of piece of shit who probably doesn’t even mind being on Turtleboy, because his life is such a sad, pathetic existence anyway, so he’s really good nothing to lose. I see a lot of lonely nights smoking shitty Fall River weed and punching the clown into a half eaten tin of Chef Boyardee in his future.
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