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Crackhead George Clooney Pulls Chew And Screw At The Liberal Club, Makes It His Profile Picture After Being Publicly Shamed On Facebook

 

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Who remembers these two love birds?

That would be the Fall River FungalFupa and Scramburglar, who got caught pulling a chew and screw at the Liberal Club in Fall River, and then showed up on the Liberal Club’s Facebook page when they got called out for it.

The best part was that it turns out she was cheating on her boyfriend while doing so.

Luckily he could only see the Facebook post if he closed one of his eyes, so she might’ve gotten away with it.

Anyway, the Liberal Club has the misfortune of being in Fall River, which means they’re back on Turtleboy for the second time in a year.

It’s a plague of ghettomuppets.

To be even scummier he sat directly next to the door so he could leave quickly, and he ordered two meals for himself because his non-existent girlfriend was “on her way,” and then two more meals to go so that he could escape undetected.

Let’s be honest – there’s a 0.0% chance this guy wasn’t going to be identified as a well known shitbag within minutes.

  

Erik Teasdale. Well known crack donkey kleptomaniac, living at Mommy’s house and stealing form actual contributing members of society.

This bootleg George Clooney has so little shame that he change his profile and cover photo on Facebook that day.

This is the kind of piece of shit who probably doesn’t even mind being on Turtleboy, because his life is such a sad, pathetic existence anyway, so he’s really good nothing to lose. I see a lot of lonely nights smoking shitty Fall River weed and punching the clown into a half eaten tin of Chef Boyardee in his future.

 

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19 Comment(s)
  • ANGRY GIANT
    August 20, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    After ripping off the Liberal Club, he needs to go to Worcester, and rip off Revolution Pizza. I think one of our turtleboy cuties works there.

  • Liawatha
    August 20, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    The Liberal Club should charge Whites that are willing to pay, more. This will cover the cost of those who chose not to pay.

    • ANGRY GIANT
      August 22, 2019 at 9:59 pm

      the Liberal Club should live up to its name, and charge whites that don’t want to go there.

  • Captain Trips
    August 20, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    Oh take it easy on the poor guy. He can’t afford food because he’s still paying for those all-important tattoos that cover both his arms. I mean really, priorities!

  • Cross Eyed Mary
    August 20, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    I think he’s hot….

  • Heil Trump
    August 20, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    KLAN BRETHREN HATE THIS LIB!!!!

  • TheCureForHope
    August 20, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Wait, wait….doesn’t Liberal Club mean that if you’re poor, you eat here for free? You know, the whole wealth equalization thing. Just charge the next working class (rich) dude for this bill too – including tip. I’m sure he’ll be happy to contribute.

    Especially after already contributing 1/3 of his paycheck to support these lowlifes.

  • Evil Suit
    August 20, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    Any business called “The Liberal Club” kind of sets themself up for this. It’s a good name for a soup kitchen or a shelter but management shouldn’t be surprised if they draw a crowd with some sense of entitlement.

  • Rodney D Fan
    August 20, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    He eats corn on the cob the long way
    Thanks for coming, be sure to tip your waitresses and bartenders

  • Casting Hexes in Texas
    August 20, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    Not all lives matter – the world would be a better place if this POS becomes dead. My impression of Massachusetts is that it’s a haven for petty criminals. Steal, lie, cheat, fuck people over – it doesn’t matter, it’s OK – have fun, go for it! You won’t be held accountable.

    • ANGRY GIANT
      August 20, 2019 at 11:21 pm

      Partly right, The Commonwealth of Massachusetts is a haven for petty criminals. Then add in the crooks in the state house, the Bulger men, the dirty FBI handlers, the compounding pharmacy scandal, the sweetheart deals for connected companies, the big dig, driver licenses for illegals, and so on….

  • Dawn
    August 20, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    This guy also walked out without paying for a hair cut too. He said his girlfriend had his wallet and he bounced, stiffing the salon. I think it might have been the same day. The salon is right down the street from the Liberal Club.

  • Massholio
    August 20, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    They’re liberals! What the fuck do you expect?

  • Pay4urmeal
    August 20, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    If you live with your mother as a damn adult then being on turtleboy is par for the course. Everyone knows when someone they grew up with lives with their mother. It’s the modern version of leprosy. It means nobody else likes you.

    • Mom’s Basement
      August 20, 2019 at 3:54 pm

      Chef Boyardee and punching the clown are both underrated. Except on laundry night when clown punchings past and present are both frowned upon…

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 20, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    He’s tasted more than one penis.

  • Portagee
    August 20, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    Great food at the Liberal Club!

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    August 20, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    Sadly, the State of Massachusetts is being taken over by these losers. Thanks to the welfare system, the meth clinics, the section 8 housing. It makes these shitheads feel entitled to whatever they want.

  • Judge dread
    August 20, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    Erik needs the snip snip chop chop so he can never spread his semen demon. My contacts in North Korea are happy to perform this op and send him to the NK camps. Problem solved and more importantly exported.

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