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Crime Suddenly Down In Brockton!! Just Kidding, 89-Year-Old Woman Beaten And Hogtied During Robbery

This epic year of violent crime continues in the one of the worst cities in America as one horror story after another has police on high alert and honorable citizens of the City of Champions living their lives in constant fear. In the true definition of irony, several diehard Brockton townies are threatening violence on journalists and other people that accuse the city of being violent and as we continue to discuss the spike in crime in Brockton, it apparently offends people to the point that they will commit crimes in an attempt to stop people from accusing their citizens of criminal behavior. Look at that cute dog chasing it’s tail.


Let’s discuss this innocent 89-year-old woman, whose name is currently being withheld because she is a victim of a violent crime.  A man knocked on her door, and asked to use her phone because his car broke down. This sweet, innocent elderly woman allowed him in her house to get help. He rewarded her by hogtying her, stealing her jewelry and after this EIGHTY-NINE-YEAR-OLD widow begged for multiple hours to not be assaulted, he “tied her up with electrical cord and a fan and beat her”.  He then subsequently disappeared with the loot, while she was forced to crawl to a neighbor’s house. An 89-year-old-widow mind you, crawling across the street and begging for help.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is how dangerous and vicious our world has become. Stay classy Brockton.

3 Comment(s)
  • Jason Christ
    July 16, 2015 at 6:29 pm

    Put a ring fence around Brockton and give every body inside 5 to 10 years

  • thibby
    July 16, 2015 at 11:45 am

    hope they find this flop dick and put him in prison. where he will be begging for his sorry ass life, just as they are about to ass fuck him….

  • strata
    July 16, 2015 at 11:35 am

    Why are there two segments in Worcester (and Statewide) that commit a disproportionate majority off the violent crime? And gun violence in Worcester is overwhelmingly committed by these same two segments. Stats don’t lie.

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