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Cumpty Dumpty And “Disabled” Service Dog Owner Boyfriend Rob Elderly Veteran’s Home 3 Times While He’s In Hospital After Horrific Injury That Left Him With No Legs


WCVBTwo people are accused of repeatedly robbing the home of a burn victim who is fighting for his life at Massachusetts General Hospital, Marlborough police said. Sarah Hampton, 31, of Sudbury, and Joseph Migliaccio, 35, of Woonsocket, Rhode Island, were each charged with two counts of breaking and entering and two counts of larceny on a disabled person over the age of 65. Police said surveillance cameras showed thieves twice breaking into the Marlborough home of Gene Rano, 68, and stealing televisions. Those people were identified as Hampton and Migliaccio, police said. Rano, who has mobility issues, was severely burned on April 2 while he was burning branches in his backyard. He is in a medically-induced coma.

“This is just something so over the top, to have to deal with (this) on top of everything else,” said Rano’s son, Nicholas. “To prey on someone that’s elderly and in a hospital, literally on their deathbed, it just raises the bar for the level of disgusting and inhumane people who are like this.”

Police believe they have recovered all of the items that were stolen from Rano’s home. Doctors had to amputate Rano’s legs.

“There was nothing they could do about the legs,” Nicholas Rano said. “They were so severely burned with third-degree burns, that in itself would kill him, so they had to be removed.”

“He’s still not talking,” he added. “He’s breathing on his own. He’s still living, and that’s enough for me.”

Rano, a Vietnam War veteran, only installed the surveillance cameras after he was robbed two years ago. Nicholas Rano believes that his father may have crossed paths with a woman who robbed him sometime in the past.

Human. Garbage.

And this hemorrhoid hefferbeast has two crotch fruits, who according to her as the “loves of my life.”

I normally don’t get enraged when I write blogs, but I am FIRED UP right now. To make matters worse they knew the victim. In the video linked in the WCVB article above you can hear her say, “This is the coat he was wearing when he caught fire,” while rummaging through his shit. They came back not once, not twice, but three times.

They kicked in his door in Marlboro, which isn’t exactly the country, in broad daylight.

Do you understand the levels of scumfuckery you have to have in your heart to do something like this? Do you understand how EVIL and twisted you have to be at the core of your soul to see someone like this go through something so horrific, and the first thought that crosses through your mind is, “I’m gonna rob this mother fucker because he ain’t got no legs to stop me. Then I’m-a-go get me a color by numbers tattoo from the same back alley handiman who gave me an abortion so I didn’t have to shell out $500.”

They must’ve known the victim too, because they were familiar with the fire, even though shithead is from Woonsocket (of course) which is nowhere near Marlborough. She’s from Sudbury though, which is close by. They also knew about the cameras inside his house, which is why they take them down in that video.

According to her Facebook she’s “self employed” which is the suburban ratchet version of a “community activist.” They both mean “I don’t have a job.” Although her Twitter account is a “boutique.” A boutique that tweets out information on their products like this:

She’s definitely earned the right to call other people “scum bag loassssssahhhs.”

The only business Cumpty Dumpty reviewed on Facebook (and gave a 5 star review to) was…..

A pawn shop of course. In Haverhill.

If you regularly do business at a pawn shop in Haverhill with a bilingual sign, then your day job is robbing people and selling their shit to Diego, no questions asked.

What do these lugnuts do with that money? Spend it on wicked important things like sneakers with bizarre golden things on them.

And just when you thought their debauchery couldn’t get any lower, this lowlife, scumsucking maggot, qualifies as “disabled” and gets a service dog.

Bristol called that shit two weeks ago and the twat patrol was whining about it. Please, explain to me how a criminal who is able to kick in doors of elderly veteran burn victims can possibly qualify for a disability service dog. I’ll wait.


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46 Comment(s)
  • OIF VET 04-08
    April 11, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    Both of these bloody bowls of dick tips need to suck start a 12 gauge. I’m going to give each of them a Glock 21 And one round with a note that says “do the right thing” I’d wipe their whole god damn gene pool off the face of the earth.

  • Shelby Migliaccio
    April 11, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    I checked out the service dog registry and ran the number in the photo above. Also checked the names, nothing comes up. Could this scum bag be faking that too?

    • Joseph migh
      April 23, 2019 at 11:17 am

      Go on dumb fuck n put in the I’d # dub fuck

      • Shelby Migliaccio
        April 24, 2019 at 2:07 pm

        That’s exactly what I did and nothing comes up. Also, get some education and learn how to spell. I really hope you are the same Joseph as Sarah’s taint tickler.

  • 6174803242
    April 11, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    six one seven – four eight zero – three two four two

    • Furkidz
      April 11, 2019 at 7:30 pm

      There is no such thing as a service dog registry. Ppl buy those online then abuse the ADA laws with fake service dogs.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    April 11, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    Someone needs to become the real life Paul Kersey and eradicate these two from planet earth. Painful, torturous deaths. Game of Thrones type shit. Flay these fuckers.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 11, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    Build the Wall!

  • JoeMomma
    April 11, 2019 at 10:08 am

    Are they out on bail yet? I’ve always wanted to hunt a human, these two are close enough.

  • Goonies4Lyfe
    April 11, 2019 at 9:22 am

    Is it too early to put their hat in the ring for next year’s Ratchet Madness?!

  • Rockets Redglare
    April 11, 2019 at 8:28 am

    Way past time to resurrect the “Star Chamber”…

  • Just Sayin'
    April 11, 2019 at 7:31 am

    The justice system is raping us. The guy in Oregon who raped a Lhasa Apso to death, received only 60 days.

  • Independent Thinker
    April 11, 2019 at 6:32 am

    The government also needs to crack down on all of these fake service dogs. When your policy is that you do not allow pets in your rentals, and then some trash shows up with a “service dog,” they start to scream discrimination when you question what the dog is for. Genuine service dogs should be registered at the state level and should be trained as such, and there should also be a form that the person’s doctor has to sign, under penalty of perjury, stating that it is an actual service dog and not just a comfort puppy. All dogs are comfort puppies.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    April 11, 2019 at 6:24 am

    Here’s hoping they both get terminal rectal cancer, and die a slow death bleeding from their stinking assholes !
    Yes….a long, slow, painful death.

    • BarbaraJea&Bob
      April 11, 2019 at 10:17 pm

      I’ve sat n thought about these two Scum bags.
      What shit pieces of work they must be.
      Scum is putting it mild.
      Then my guts actually ache for Our friend Geno. To have a friend like him is to know, he’d always have my back, there really cant be a friend of Genes that could say anything different.
      Geno’s our friend, My husband Bob has known him longer than any one hes ever known, as far back as kids, 15 yrs old @BoysClubDances, then again after Vietnam, probably 40-45 yrs now, could be more, Geno would give the shirt off his back if you wanted it. His friends always mean everything to him, second to his family, which means everything. Why anyone would feel the need to break into his home not once , not twice, but 3 freakin times, after hes life flighted to Boston, fighting for his life, really, like it’s not bad enough hes been placed in a coma, burnt so bad, he’s has to have lost both legs, and this is all on top of a somewhat recovery from a previous crash, where he ‘d already been placed in a wheelchair for those injuries he’d yet recovered from!!
      I would love to know, if these 2 flesheating, crotchy n maggot lice n flea infested giantasswholes were also the scum of the earth that robbed Geno the first time in 2017
      These 2 should be Tarred & Feathered On City Hall Marlborough steps, then transferred to a Tree anywhere, as I read about in a previous comment, to be Engulfed in flames.
      That doesn’t sound like a bad idea.
      These 2 Cockeknockers & CheeseDickSauceSucke will pay for their theiving !!
      They chose the wrong person to fuck with…
      Prayers for Gene Rano & His Family <3

  • Independent Thinker
    April 11, 2019 at 3:43 am

    Just when I thought you couldn’t get any lower (robbing the elderly), someone actually got lower. For some people, I believe that extermination is the only solution. Absolutely horrible!

  • Judge dread
    April 11, 2019 at 12:54 am

    I’m going to purchase a TBS MIGA red hat soon. The question that’s been keeping me sleepless is if I should wear it in public flat brimmed?

  • Street rat
    April 10, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    Two pieces of shit.. Now that they made the news, the State should withhold all benefits. No more free ride. But that will never happen. She’s nasty. She looks like her farts stink.

  • Stevie Wonder Tattoos & Body Piercing
    April 10, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    I don’t think she was really involved. She’s obviously got money. I mean she’s wearing an “ARMANI” T-shirt in one of her old Backpage selfies that she took while taking a chocolate hostage on the shitter. And she has that tattoo of a-sword-going-through-a-uterus-of-cojoined-fraternal-twins-assholes that was inked by none other than Little Stevie Wonder! Yes, he’s an artist. I didn’t know either. Armani and Stevie aren’t fucking cheap. Ya heard.

  • Captain Trips
    Rotund Ratchets
    April 10, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    Give the girl a break…can’t you see she’s STARVING? (sarc)

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 10, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    They got SNAGGED!

  • whatevuh
    April 10, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    I was shocked is wasn’t blacks that were arrested, but hey, anything is possible . . . .

  • Pray for Gene
    April 10, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    Don’t let the evil of these two vile degenerate sub-humans lead you into evil or jeopardize your freedom. Let God deal with them, unless of course God uses you to deal with them in which case who are we to argue with God.

    _’__’_ . _’__’_

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    April 10, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    They probably have the disease. Fuck them! Burn them alive. Now!

    • Haverhill Heroin/Fentanyl Inc.
      April 10, 2019 at 8:00 pm

      That fat cunt with no tits and a huge belly that extends so far she can’t trim her toenails properly doesn’t have “the disease”, however she does have an overeating of mcdonalds dollar menu disease so maybe thats what you were referring to. She probably could use an opioid diet so she’ll stop eating, and breathing if were lucky.

  • McElroy
    April 10, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    Is this one of the crimes that our lovely Rachel Rollins doesn’t want to prosecute? So many parts of this story are absolutely enraging. As others have said, hopefully karma catches up with these two shitbags and Mr. Rano makes a speedy recovery.

  • dum ginnie
    April 10, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    I heard a fat woman say Sarah Hampton is a life long filthy slut and venereal disease spreader who sucks diseased cock for 5 dollars. This same portly female said that Joseph Migliaccio is a common thief like his father before him and that he frequents roadside rest stops in search of male lovers like Randall Guy

  • Dee
    April 10, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    I’m disgusted by the actions of these two low lifestyle. This poor man, can you imagine how terrified he must have been? To rob someone, let alone rob a handicapped man after a horrific accident like this just goes to show you how vile people like this can be. I hope they get jail time and the ass beating of a lifetime. My heart goes out to Nick and his father

  • Crispy C
    April 10, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    Woonsocket of course!

    We legit need some rogue squads to beat some of these shitheads in with a baseball bat to exact street justice.

    April 10, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    Prayers go out to Geno and his family.

    If the bitch knows he was wearing the coat at the time of the fire, is there more to the story about how this happened? Did she do it?

  • Richard Riley
    April 10, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    I know the victim and his family…great people …he trusts to easily and got robbed for it…Gene doesn’t deserve this…they just cut both his legs off for christ sake…these 2 disgusting maggots desreve the worst possible punishment …and thensome

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      April 11, 2019 at 12:00 pm

      Tell his family we are praying for him

  • Where is th justice?
    April 10, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    Hampton already has a 2014 conviction for larceny over $250, got away with a $250 fine. Big deal. The United States Service Dog Registry is bogus. Anyone can sign up any dog and buy the certificate. Of course everything about these 2 is a scam. I would bet they r both living off government checks. Hope they finally get some justice. Wonder if they r the ones who robbed hom in 2017?

    • Sarah Hampton
      April 11, 2019 at 3:16 pm

      Don’t forget my arrest for driving with a suspended license in Bellingham back in January 2018.

  • Hart Ford
    April 10, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    TBS network: Time to step up.
    Some vet with issues or a junkie who wants to do 1 last good thing in his worthless life, step up and shoot these 2. Slowly and deliberately.

    • Twat Lard
      April 11, 2019 at 3:11 pm

      Not only that but arrest in bellingham for driving with a suspended license on January 14, 2018.

  • itsjustme
    April 10, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    According to the Framingham patch, all the items were found at a pawn shop. Friggin losers.

  • Dark Truth
    April 10, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    In a just world, these two would be euthanized.

    • Maggie the Cat
      April 10, 2019 at 7:41 pm

      Never mind euthanizing them; that’s not painful enough. How about burning at the stake? That’s a nice old New England Tradition

  • Let me guess no jail time?
    April 10, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Is it too late to get these two vile degenerates into a bracket? I mean him much lower on the ratchet scale can you get? Both of them need the shit beat out of them.

    • The Name Game
      April 10, 2019 at 5:18 pm

      To be fair, brackets are already set, but I’d bet they make the 2020 Ratchet Madness. They’re quite a pair, this Sorry Humpton and Joey Piggs. We need a Charles Bronson-type to enter the scene. And she wears an overpriced basic black Armani t-shirt? That’s another useless piece of faux “style” their I’ll-gotten funds have bought.

  • Chris Serra
    Borracho Bombero
    April 10, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    What a worthless couple of shit birds. This assbackward state will offer them free treatment for “ the disease” instead of hard jail time. Truly sickening to think that this veteran-after suffering so much, has to be victimized by these scum

    • Well, No Shit
      April 10, 2019 at 4:48 pm

      On the job, Jake?

      Stay safe, brother.

    • Linda
      April 10, 2019 at 6:05 pm

      Hopefully no one tells him when he wakes up from his coma. Finding out his legs are gone is going to be bad enough.

  • Well, No Shit
    April 10, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    Jesus Fucking Christ, I want to kill these two fucking shitbombs SO BADLY!

    Nice bootleg tattoo, you skanky whore. I hope you get SuperEbolaHepatitisAIDS from it, cunt.

    Kill yourselves.

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