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The other day we published this blog about Daddy Dumpsterfire who forced his daughter to jump into a prize machine at the Rockingham Mall in Salem, NH, in order to steal Nintendo games, and she almost got stuck inside.
It was fucked up for a few reasons. Not only was it dangerous, but he was basically teaching his kids that you win prizes by cheating. Because his son clearly thought he had won a prize when his sister fired two games out of that hole.
My money was on him being some sort of Manchester SSI Queen. But in a shocking turn of events Daddy Dumpsterfire turned out to be a Middle School teacher in Andover when he surrendered himself to police today:
His name is Tony Helinski, and he teaches science at Doherty Middle School. And yes, here we are exposing another asshole in the Andover Public Schools. This is a town that gave corrupt superintendent Shelley Berman a raise after it was exposed that he had wasted taxpayer resources on a DCF witch hunt to attack a hockey coach who had benched his sucky son Dale. The same town where this guy is still employed as a teacher at the high school, even after telling students whose parents voted for Trump that he is ashamed of them:
So yea, the fact that this same town employs a deviant who forces his kids to steal games in the middle of a public mall is the least surprising news ever. He appears to run the robotics club too, which you can see when you search for his name on the Google machine:
He’s a real charmer:
Honestly, I don’t think he should be fired. If Shelley Berman gets to keep his job, and that piece of shit who crapped on kids for who they voted for gets to keep his job, then why shouldn’t Daddy Dumpsterfire get to keep his job? Yea, it’s a trashy and terrible thing to do. But the superintendent screwed over a bunch of innocent hockey players and their devoted coach. The teacher literally told children that he is ashamed of them. If this guy gets canned he should just say he was doing it as some sort of secret op for the “resistance.” He’d probably get a raise in Andover.