Danielson Dicknado Uses Megabrain To Threaten To Kill CT State Troopers Who Arrested Him With Crack Cocaine Up His Pants
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Check out this Danielson Dicknado from the Connecticut Corridor:
For a guy who clearly has a gigantic brain, he obviously doesn’t like using it too much.
Sweet mother of Ludacris, you could land a jumbo freaking jet on his forehead. No wonder he’s mad. Probably why he’s gotta wear a different flat brimmed hat like a dooshnozzle in every single picture he’s ever posted in:
Size 8 and three quarters of course.
Honestly, the guy says he wanted to fight and kill state troopers. I say let him give it a shot. What’s fair is fair. This is America. It’s a free country. If you wanna try to take down cops, go for it. I’m sure your training will come in handy, and that fight would be a real toss up.
Luckily he has what’s commonly referred to as a “down ass ho,” who initially was confused as to why her boyfriend would threaten to kill cops right after being arrested for having a whole bunch of crack cocaine up his pants:
But once she had some time to decompress she realized that her “Mr. Wrong,” would be a great choice in a partner to bring around her litter of children:
Probably because he just oozes sex appeal in his bathroom selfies:
And of course Pinky and the Brain are going to live happily ever after:
You know he means business because he used a hashtag before the 100 emoji.
Good thing Governor Dannel Malloy (no, that’s not a spelling mistake, his fucking name is “Dannel”) recently laid off 85 state troopers, including 79 who went through the academy for literally nothing. Because I’m sure there’s nowhere else in the budget they could’ve trimmed the fat except for law enforcement. It’s a good thing CT isn’t oozing with assholes like Johnny Biekart, and we can count on citizens to be on their best behavior as LEO services go down the shitter. Makes sense.
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