Smiles And Sunshine

Dear Adam Walker: Your Death Threats Don’t Scare Me But They Do Violate Your Probation, And Running To The Marlborough Police To Cry About The Blog Won’t Save You 

 

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After publishing this blog at 5:30 today I anticipated blowback from the person featured in it. After all, Adam Walker spent three years in jail after sending threats to both his attorney and the Assistant District Attorney who prosecuted him for stalking a woman in an earlier case. He was so dangerous that a judge held him without bail after a probation officer said that he was “beyond the scope of probation,” and would certainly continue to ignore court orders to stop contacting victims.

I know how people like this operate. They use digital communications to try to scare people. They are gutless cowards at the end of the day though, and the only power they have is the power to make you think they are capable of hurting you. These people are animals, and it’s important that we stand up to them. People like Adam Walker have thrived off of scaring people for years. They get off on it because it’s the only power they have ever had.

Well guess what dipshit? I’m the guy you don’t send death threats too. Not because I’m a hardo, but because I know your type. I know what you’re capable of, I know your moves, and I’m ready for them. I get death threats on a semi-regular basis, and I used to get scared. Then I realized that none of these people ever had the balls to show up and do something. They get a thrill out of posting your address or phone number, because you’re supposed to clutch your pearls and hope they don’t show up.

Well guess what? No one ever shows up. Ever. It’s easy to press a button and send a message. It takes a lot of balls to actually show up at someone’s house, and these people are just sackless donkeys sitting on their phones.

That’s why I braced myself for the inevitable threats from Adam Walker, and they came tonight at about 7:30, just two hours after the blog was published. It began with a phone call from phone number 508-654-1413, which I ignored. This was the voicemail Adam left me while calling from the Marlborough Police Department.

Thirty seconds later I began receiving text messages from a burner number that was clearly Adam Walker. He told me that I “fucked with the wrong people,” and listed my social security number.

The wrong people? The blog was about you bruh. You just gave yourself away. And it’s absolutely an empty threat. If you really wanted to hurt someone you’d shut your piehole and do it. But you’ve never actually hit another human being in your entire wasted existence. You thrive off the ability to make people fear that you are capable of hurting them, and now I’ve taken that power away from you.

At this point he sent some pictures which I will not share, but I have given them to the police. I let him know that this didn’t scare me in the least bit.

Like I said, these people thrive off of fear. Once you take that away from them they got nothing. Which is why he began texting me using his real phone number, begging for the blog to come down (which is what he hoped he could do via fear).

Oh look, this dumb shit mother fucker used his brother’s Shrewsbury address on a legal document because he was too cowardly to use his own. Now he’s freaking out because his brother’s address is listed on Turtleboy. Don’t you hate when that happens? When your idiotic actions drag family members into the mess you created? You made your mess bitch, go clean it up. Sure, I could take it down but I’m gonna go ahead and leave it up to send a message loud and clear to anyone who thinks about doing this moving forward – if you send me death threats, I will ruin your life. And I’ll have fun doing it.

He denied that it was him sending threats from the burner phone, but couldn’t answer my question when I asked how he got my number in the first place.

 

The Marlborough Police did call me on his behalf and I had a nice chat with the Sergeant over there. I informed him of the scum that walked into MPD headquarters, pretending to be a victim. I told him that he was sending me death threats from inside the station. I’ve contacted the state police and the local police, and they’re going to be contacting his probation officer.

I hope it was worth it dickface. Because let me be perfectly clear – I will not rest until you are locked in a cage like the animal you are. You could’ve gotten out of prison and changed your ways. Instead you contacted Turtleboy and tried to use our blog as a weapon to smear the VICTIM in your last stalking case (the ADA). You obviously learned nothing in jail, which is right where you belong. Have fun explaining this one to your probation officer.

Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.

P.S. While I was writing this I saw a headline that Rashida Tlaib was blaming Nancy Pelosi for death threats that she allegedly received (2:15 mark):

“The fact of the knowledge is, and I’ve done racial justice work in our country for a long time, acknowledge the fact that we are women of color, so when you do single us out, be aware of that, and what you’re doing. Especially because some of us are getting death threats. Because some of us are being singled out in many ways because of our backgrounds, because of our experiences and so forth,” the Michigan lawmaker said in an interview that aired Wednesday on CBS This Morning.

Shut your pole polisher you useless, vapid speech Nazi. I get death threats all the time. Do you see me whining about it and blaming other people? Nope. I own the words that come out of my mouth. I say controversial things that I believe in and I don’t cry about it, and demand that other people stop mentioning my name because of it. If you’re not prepared to get death threats then don’t seek public office, or become a quasi-public figure. It comes with the territory, and it’s about you handle it. If you can’t do what I do then shut the fuck up and go apply to be a librarian.

 

 

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47 Comment(s)
  • hmm
    July 19, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    “I know how people like this operate. They use digital communications to try to scare people. They are gutless cowards at the end of the day though, and the only power they have is the power to make you think they are capable of hurting you. These people are animals, and it’s important that we stand up to them.”

    • Frank
      July 19, 2019 at 7:49 pm

      It would be easier to believe you if you didn’t have a 20lb load of shit in your pants from fear.

    • Frank
      July 19, 2019 at 8:59 pm

      Oh wait, that’s not a shit stain on your pants, you are having your period.

      • Dr Girlfriend
        July 19, 2019 at 10:21 pm

        Spanky Franky, why have you not fucked off? It’s exceedingly apparent you have not a coherent thought to offer. Simply visceral spewing from an easily triggered and profoundly narrow minded ass clown. While I would like to be amused by your insignificant existence, I have tired of your lack of substance. Best you go back to beating off to sailor moon. Scratch that, something of the gender blending variety. I honestly don’t know or care what scratches your itch, just wish you would fuck off.

        • Dr Girlfriend
          July 19, 2019 at 10:27 pm

          Sneaking suspicion, Frank may in fact, be Andrew. I will tone things down a bit of that is the case. Fella has some serious mental health issues. Or just needs to be euthanized.

        • Frank
          July 20, 2019 at 11:04 am

          Keep wishing, you dick licking cumsack.

          • Dr Girlfriend
            July 20, 2019 at 5:05 pm

            Spanky Franky. Hey ass clown, I’m impervious to your incoherent and nonsensical spewing! You’ve offered nothing of relevance to the conversation. You seem to be a pathetic waste of space. Sad and insignificant creature. Dick lipping? That’s your counter argument?! Not an insult or offense in any way. My husband is quite satisfied with my dick abilities. Dumbing things down in the way that you have tells all I need to know of you. I troll, it’s comedy gold. You, however, are a vapid waste of space. Contemplate suicide and do the rest of us a favor.

          • Fran
            July 21, 2019 at 2:52 am

            HUSBAND? You are two fags in a civil union then? Sick homos. But your husband is out tagging gay hookers as I type this, so I doubt you can satisfy anyone.

          • Dr Girlfriend
            July 21, 2019 at 8:14 am

            Another 3am response Andrew? Hopefully you work third shift! Just kidding. Safe to assume you’re in no way gainfully employed. Responding to internet randos at that hour affirms that you are indeed a pathetic troglodyte. You may want to reevaluate your life. Again, contemplate suicide. Of course you’d revert to calling me a fag. Simpleton. Hey asshole! I’m a chick, and a bit of a smoke show I’ve been told. The kind of woman that would never notice a mouth breather such as yourself.

          • Frank
            July 21, 2019 at 10:00 am

            Just because your fat lesbian “husband” calls you a woman doesn’t make it so. Now go shave, those whiskers are thick and black.

          • Dr Girlfriend
            July 21, 2019 at 7:58 pm

            Let us recap (your words) first, I’m a “trumptard” then a ” RIC”, then fag and now dyke. Seems logical if your logic would have rendered you institutionalized 40 years ago. Adam I’m sorry there’s no place for you in this world anymore. Sadly, your bed at Northampton State is no longer available. I implore you to seek help. Perhaps this time try not stalking your therapist afterward. All options exhausted, there’s always suicide. Think of the greater good. The rest of us need to live and work here.

          • Fran
            July 22, 2019 at 4:05 am

            Drunk again? You must be celebrating because Beth “the human suck n swallow machine” Dog has died, and that means you are the #1 cum swallower in the USA today! Congrats! Your mom must be so proud.

  • Pastafarian508
    July 18, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    As far as Tlaib goes, that’s straight from the dem playbook. Say something inflammatory, and when you get called out on it, you say that you are receiving death threats. Weak plea for sympathy.

    • Yeaahhhhnope
      July 18, 2019 at 10:27 pm

      AOC is absolutely lying about wanting to speak face to face with the old bat. Her body language is screaming as much. Hilarious how they instantly fall back on race to gain sympathy. It’s sad.

  • Holy shit
    July 18, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    My god, look at his pic. His eyes say it all…Batshit Fucking Insane. I dare say they are worse than those of that psychotic skank fondly known as Failure Swift.

  • Too Tall Tim
    July 18, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    Nothing intimidates people more than finding out that they can’t intimidate you.

  • Natasha
    July 18, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    Why did you start calling him Andrew toward the end?

    • Frank
      July 18, 2019 at 1:02 pm

      They are butt-buddies, so obviously on a first name basis. Irish are all a bunch of fags.

    • Y
      July 18, 2019 at 1:46 pm

      He’s just trolling, I assume.

  • Total Mayhem
    July 18, 2019 at 10:46 am

    What’s the similarity between Santa Claus and a creepy stalker?

    He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake

  • Don T.
    July 18, 2019 at 10:40 am

    There’s good people on both sides.

  • TheCureForHope
    July 18, 2019 at 10:27 am

    Whatever happened to Deskie/Desk Girl? I miss her. She used to deal hilariously with the ‘please take down the blog’ victims.

    Did she finally succumb to her IBS, and go out on disability?

  • Frank Underwood
    July 18, 2019 at 9:53 am

    He looks like the perfect bottom for me. Eager ver eager and wild. I will break this horse in nice.

  • Whitey
    July 18, 2019 at 9:22 am

    They came for Howie.

  • Frank
    July 18, 2019 at 8:18 am

    Mr Turtlefucker,
    I have to say that on one point I agree, and that is that internet punks and even real life punks like this dork that threatened you, never show up. As you said if they were they wouldn’t announce it first. Out of the billions of internet threats per day, maybe 1 or 2 play out to physical violence. The big question I must ask you is don’t you think that if you are receiving death threats on a routine basis as you say you are, that there is something wrong with you or your behavior?

    • reply to Frank the taint
      July 18, 2019 at 8:39 am

      TB has the balls to call out lowlifes for being lowlifes. Lowlife scum do dumb shit like sending death threats. TB also blogs about Libtards who are just a more refined type of lowlife. They send death threats over a fucking MAGA hat….. a god damned hat. Death threats are to be expected when dealing in scum.

      Normal sexy strong willed hard working people don’t send death threats we’re too fucking tired from working and raising our kids. Besides we just don’t have time for it.

      • Frank
        July 18, 2019 at 11:11 am

        And you suck cock and take it up the ass, just like all Trumpatards.

        • Dr Girlfriend
          July 18, 2019 at 4:23 pm

          Fuck off Frank. You’re a simpleton with a broad stroke approach. I assume your narrow minded opinion isn’t the only thing you stroke regularly. Not all of us who read and usually appreciate TBS are fans of Trump.

          • Frank
            July 18, 2019 at 5:55 pm

            Sorry dicklips, you are all trumptards. RICS = Racists, Idiots, or Criminals.

          • Dr Girlfriend
            July 18, 2019 at 7:07 pm

            Frank, why are you here? Heavy the burden must be to enlighten all of us supposed RICs. Dicklips? Your seething agitation is amusing. If that’s what you’re responding with as opposed to a coherent reproach; you’re clearly not worth the effort. Oh dear, I forgot I’m the idiot. Apologies. To reiterate, kindly fuck off.

          • Frank
            July 18, 2019 at 7:16 pm

            You are obviously a forgetful idiot (with dicklips)

          • Dr Girlfriend
            July 18, 2019 at 9:58 pm

            Frank, you’re an insufferable piece of shit. Crawl back under the rock from whence you came. You have nothing to offer to coherent discourse.
            So long and thanks for all the fish. Kindly fuck off to your wrabbit hole that is an echo chamber of dribble.

          • Frank
            July 19, 2019 at 2:56 am

            You are an expert on holes, aren’t you? Assholes, but you are still an expert. Now go suck a cock you flaming trumptard.

          • the angry taint
            July 19, 2019 at 8:03 am

            poor,poor frank…… Dr.girlfriend occupying space in your head? A 3am reply? must suck being triggered that easily.

        • reply to Frank the taint
          July 19, 2019 at 12:29 pm

          Triggered by the mere mention of a MAGA hat lmao I see right through you. I expected the response you gave. Do yourself a favor and get off the comments everyone here is owning you right now.

    • WeRFucked
      July 18, 2019 at 9:59 am

      You know get death threats from scum… good people.
      The scum of society don’t like it when their shitty ways are pointed out to them.

      All the time & energy Adam Wanker is putting into all this (his case against the ADA) – it is possible that he might really believe he was falsely accused. If you’ve ever know anyone who has a mental illness, like Schizophrenia, you can understand that sometimes the mind is not rational at all. Trying to get mentally ill people to understand logic is sometimes impossible.

      Many people featured on Turtleboy are at the bottom of the porta-potty in my opinion, and I often think that mental illness is what made them jump into that bucket of shit.

  • Sulfer Powder
    July 18, 2019 at 4:47 am

    Told ya, his brain is beginning to do him in. Didn’t take as long as I thought.

  • B uckners Legs
    July 18, 2019 at 3:43 am

    Called it. This pussy simply can’t bring it. Must suck to be his GF.

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 18, 2019 at 4:10 am

      You mean therapist.

    • JoeMomma
      July 18, 2019 at 10:34 am

      He wants to go back to jail, he is the girlfriend.

  • Dick Scratcher
    July 18, 2019 at 3:17 am

    Limerick of the Day…..

    Young Adam’s a psychotic stalker,
    And on burner phones he’s quite a talker,
    But now he’s in tears
    Facing 5-10 years
    Unless he gets “Let ’em walk” Walker

    Dick Scratcher, aged 51 (but likely not much older as he’s coming to get me)

    • A
      July 18, 2019 at 7:05 am

      This is my favorite one yet!

    • TheCureForHope
      July 18, 2019 at 6:50 pm

      Amazing, Sir! Perfect! Possibly the best ever!

    • megamortus
      July 19, 2019 at 8:42 am

      I’m not gonna lie – I look for these limericks in the “Comments” section of every story. When you use fractions in your age and the phrasing following your age, I chuckle. Thank you for you contributions, Dick Scratcher!

      • Dick Scratcher
        July 19, 2019 at 9:07 am

        It’s my pleasure, Mr Mortus.

  • A.Z. smasher
    July 18, 2019 at 2:52 am

    on tonights episode of Turtleboys dumbest criminals:

    Hahah!!! Adam you are the dumbest smart person ever. Except if you were actually intelligent as you portray…you would realize you fail on emotional intellect. Men who can’t keep their emotions in check, are the weakest of weak, and they always lose in situations as such. Loser.

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