Death Threat Of The Day: New Bedford Hardo Says Turtleboy Is Getting “Merked” For Disrespecting Foodstampotamus
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Here’s your Turtleboy inbox death threat of the day!!!
Ummmmm…..South Shore Turtlegirl, I think he’s talking to you?
Once again, there is no such thing as an Internet threat. There are threats, and then there are words on a computer screen. People ask us all the time if we’re worried about someone coming after us. The answer is unequivocally, NO. People talk and talk and talk about finding us. But guess what? No one EVER does shit. I mean they can try, but that’s why God invented the second amendment. And you can add this winner to the list of people who talk a big game but don’t back it up:
Yup, Rishton is a “rapper.” What were the odds? And as you read in the lovely message he sent us today, we will be getting “merked,” presumably by him. This is not a threat, but rather a promise. However, the fact of the matter is they he never did the actual pinky swear, so I don’t think that counts.
Anyway Rishton, this is just a reminder that you’re not gonna do anything. We have officially called your bluff. If you’re a man, you’ll follow through with the “merking.” Until then you are nothing more than a pigeon-livered hornswoggler.
Not the first time he’s been an Internet tough guy:
The next time you see some SJW whining about words on the Internet hurting them, remind them of the many times Turtleboy got “death threats” and show them how an adult handles it. Snowflakes whine about mean words. Turtle riders destroy mean words.
Anyway, whenever we get a message like this the first thing we try to figure out is, which scumbag are they here to defend the honor of? And by looking at his profile:
The house money is on the New Bedford foodstampotamai. Although he did get all of our mother’s high on this dick, so he could be avenging them as well.
But make no doubt about it – this man here is a dangerous merking machine:
And by looking at his chest it’s safe to say he gets his tattoos done at the Family Dollar.
No, those are not magic markers that a child wrote on him with. That’s an actual tattoo that’s stuck on his body for eternity. Obviously his tattoo artist is really good at drawing in straight lines, and making sure all the letters are the same size and font. Professional stuff only for professional rappers.
Check out some of his beats:
No offense Rishton, but Uncle Turtleboy has been getting a lot better with his freestylin on Turtleboy Live. Pretty sure he would serve you up nicely before you even had a chance to merk him.
Oh, and the New Bedford Police should probably stay far away from him. After all, you don’t wanna be fucking with the “wrong one.”
Anyway, Rishton is more than welcome to skype into Turtleboy Live on Friday night. We have two guests scheduled, so it should be another barn burner.
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