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Desk Girl Takes Brunt Of Militant SJW Who Threatens Massive Lawsuit, Arrest By Maura Healy Herself If We Don’t Take Down Blog About Uxbridge SJW Friend

Desk Girl Takes Brunt Of Militant SJW Who Threatens Massive Lawsuit, Arrest By Maura Healy Herself If We Don’t Take Down Blog About Uxbridge SJW Friend

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Earlier today we published this blog about some local SJW from Uxbridge who decided to attack a couple local businesses for having signs that read “locally owned and operated.” Because it’s apparently racist now to have pride in owning a local small business. Real life.

Anyway, we were done with the story, but a great way to keep your name around is to have someone message us on your behalf, with hilarious threats like this:

You know they’re serious when they, 1) have a link, and 2) have a deadline to meet their demands. This could be it turtle riders. By 9 AM tomorrow expect the site to be down for good as SSTG, MVTB, Intern Turtle, Doctor Turtle, Turtleboy Jr., J-Dubz, NSTB, RITS, Uncle Turtleboy, and the rest of the Turtleboy clan will all be in handcuffs, thanks to his genius:

She’s resisting!! Things are about to get serious. VERY serious!!

See, we thought we knew the law and the constitution pretty well. We thought it was our right to criticize people who attack small businesses and intentionally try to divide Americans along racial lines. Little did we know there are anti-bullying laws on the books that prevent us from doing so. Foiled again!!

Nevertheless she persisted:

Uhoh, she’s not just filing a complaint. She’s filing a FORMAL complaint. It’s gonna be notarized and everything. By 9:05 tomorrow Maura Healy is gonna have it on her desk and her minions will be going town to town tossing Turtleboys in the paddywagon.

Ohhhh, I like choices!!

Sure, we could explain to this woman how dumb she is for believing that we would ever be held criminally responsible for “inciting hate, toward stalking, toward assault, battery or worse,” but it’s better to just mock her and let her do her thing:

After that it was time to call in the reinforcements. The one, the only, Desk Girl:

You heard the woman Deskie – call the lawyer!! Paging Attorney Richard N. Vulva!!

After a while Deskie started doing what she normally does with winners like this – going off on tangents about her stench trench and explaining her background story to people who didn’t ask about it:

She likes a challenge Deskie!! Challenge her to a wing eating contest. Or better yet – a dump off. Where you both take a huge dump and see whose dump is bigger. You’d destroy her girl!!

But Deskie didn’t do that. Instead she did what she always does – start talking about her bowel movements and dark cave:

Predictably this legal scholar has some strong words for the Neo Nazies and the alt right from her Facebook page:

Hey lady, it’s hard to lecture Neo Nazis when you kind of look like one.

Just sayin.

Hey Mary what’s your background anyway? Where’d you go to law school?

Oh, she went to Theology school. She’s a pastor!! Because what SJW isn’t a pastor these days? Obviously Perry Mason here has us in checkmate. It was a great run, but every turtle ride comes to an end. We’ve met our match. Turtleboy is officially finished as of 9 AM tomorrow.



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34 Comment(s)
  • Maggie the Cat
    September 15, 2017 at 7:49 am

    Mary Dever Putnam is a delusional individual. “Her” appearance tells me she’s on her way to melanoma on top of all that. WEAR A HAT, MARY! And use sunscreen.

    Also: is her failure to shut down TB a “breach of contract”? TB should sue her for that.

  • Anal Cunt
    September 14, 2017 at 5:08 pm

    I wonder if they’re related the Seth Putnam who was from Allston. He was known as the heroin addicted lead vocalists of noise metal band “Anal Cunt” and “Vaginal Jesus”. It would be hilarious is she was connected to him.

    • DJ Trump
      September 14, 2017 at 5:16 pm

      if theres a god in heaven please let him be her husband

      • Anal Cunt
        September 14, 2017 at 6:07 pm

        well you are in luck DJ cause I did a little research. Here is from his obituary in Attleboro where she lives. Putnam, Seth E.. Of Attleboro, formerly of Newton, suddenly, June 11, 2011. Beloved husband of Julie J. (Wains) Putnam. Devoted son of Barbara A. Donohue of Newton and Edward R. Putnam of Brighton. Dear brother of Kerin M. Putnam and his wife Jayme of Manchester, NH and Leigh A. Putnam of Newton. Loving uncle of Spencer M. Putnam. Also survived by aunts, uncles, cousins and friends near and far. Visiting hours will be held in the Burke & Blackington Funeral Home 1479 Washington St., (Rte. 16) West Newton, Thursday evening from 4:00 – 8:00 PM. Funeral services will be private at the request of the family.

  • Former City Worker
    September 14, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    I have no idea why, but the line “It will be dire” made me laugh. I have a staff meeting tomorrow, and I don’t know how, but I will SOMEHOW incorporate “It will be dire” into the meeting and try and keep a straight face.

  • Bertha Von Nation
    September 14, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    She looks like she’s had more than 3 abortions, and is ready to tell you about all of them, proudly!

  • livesinlowell
    September 14, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    WHY IS THE WEBSITE STILL ACTIVE!!!?? Mary promised us it would be shut down 5 hours ago. She’s such a liar liar pants on fire.

  • JoeMomma
    September 14, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    Support Suffolk University……

    Because stupid people need degree’s too

  • Mr. T
    September 14, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    I think she went to an Anti-Christ theology school. That sure looks like an upside down cross she is wearing around her neck.

    • KimberlyS
      September 14, 2017 at 4:01 pm

      That’s actually St. Brigid’s cross.

      Which is unfortunate, because I’ve always liked it. Too bad this creature is wearing it.

  • Dyke Tracy
    September 14, 2017 at 12:14 pm

    This SJW needs to do stand-up. Her routine is simply hilarious. I would giggle my ass off before hurling the rotten tomatoes.

  • Jake
    September 14, 2017 at 11:36 am

    Has to be transitioning. To and from something ?

    • bigdaddy
      September 14, 2017 at 11:39 am

      transitioning from an asshole to an even bigger asshole

  • Lou P
    September 14, 2017 at 10:00 am

    Mary still works at the EPA in Boston and is part of the “resistance”.

    President Trump hasn’t fired her yet?

    As of now, she should be terminated because she has publicly demonstrated her stupidity on social media.

  • livesinlowell
    September 14, 2017 at 9:34 am

    Past 9:05, site is still up, that SJW’s article is still there. Mary sounded convincing too, oops. Healey is probably still in bed or enjoying leisurely breakfast before heading into the office.

  • Stunt Penis
    September 14, 2017 at 9:33 am

    It’s 9:30am and the blog is still up!

    Another attempted shutdown blocked by Attorney Richard N. Vulva, Esquire!

    PS: Mary Putnam: I’m laughing at your superior intellect.

  • Dave Lind
    September 14, 2017 at 8:54 am

    I think you should do a story about Joe Putnam. That “man” must have some serious issues. Am I going to get shut down too for saying that?

    • bigdaddy
      September 14, 2017 at 11:10 am

      Joe is what she calls her vibrator

  • Diane Woods emerson
    September 14, 2017 at 8:34 am

    If I were going to threaten and scold people I would have correct spelling, grammar and facts. This would make a person at least sound slightly more intellectual, and the put spellcheck there to be used. Dumbass !!

  • Independent Thinker
    September 14, 2017 at 8:20 am

    Nothing worse than a girl with a crew cut.

    Just keep on calling everyone who doesn’t agree with you a Nazi. All you are doing is recruiting more people for the white supremacist clan. Keep on telling more and more young people that they benefit from white privilege and you will see them turn even further against you.

  • Stunt Penis
    September 14, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Only 58 minutes left before TB is shut down for good my Maura!

  • Yankees suck
    September 14, 2017 at 7:35 am

    Dear god, she looks like a burn victim. I can’t believe a man married that blotchy faced dike.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    September 14, 2017 at 6:37 am

    Why are lesbians always so angry?

  • Steven Stover
    September 14, 2017 at 5:59 am

    She is gonna call the cops at 9:05? But in her world they will send out a bunch of racist white cops who will shoot black men on sight.

  • whatevuh
    September 14, 2017 at 5:28 am

    hang on a minute, that’s a female? and someone married it?

  • Patti Gucci
    September 14, 2017 at 5:08 am

    “I wouldn’t fuck her with Kaitlyn Jenner dick!” – Chaz Bono

  • Barry
    September 14, 2017 at 4:18 am

    With friends like this Michelle probably doesn’t need the pet dog and jar of peanut butter.

  • livesinlowell
    September 14, 2017 at 1:41 am

    RIP Turtleboy. 🙁

    I’ll miss you the most!

  • Good Grief
    September 14, 2017 at 1:03 am

    I don’t know what’s worse sometimes; I hate anyone who believes in
    Neo-Nazism/supremacy of any race, because thinking that way is truly evil, yet
    these SJWs think anyone who disagrees with them on anything is one. Maybe
    both sides really are to blame.

  • Dire
    September 14, 2017 at 12:53 am

    It is dire.

  • Sloppy
    September 14, 2017 at 12:30 am

    Some dude is married to that thing? I bet he drives a Prius with NPR stickers on it.

    • Stunt Penis
      September 14, 2017 at 5:29 am

      I’m willing to place good money on her “husband” having 2 X chromosomes.

    • bigdaddy
      Mary Putnam
      September 14, 2017 at 7:00 am

      I also wears a strap on

  • Transplant
    September 14, 2017 at 12:27 am

    Damn, that’s an ugly woman. I think.

    I mean, I think it’s a woman.

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