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Last we heard from Dianne Kelley she was passed out drunk on the floor of the PURR Cat Cafe, next to a bottle of cat medication, and one or two cats may be missing and/or dead.
Well, it looks like she’s sobered up now, and she’s got a new addition to PURR Cafe….
Yup. Cat yoga!! Because obviously Dianne Kelly is not batshit insane enough as it is. She had to add cat yoga to her ratchet resume. Who wouldn’t wanna take yoga classes at a place where the owner is literally insane? I know insanity and tranquility go hand in hand.
Better hurry up though, because I’m sure those 16 spots have really been filled, so there’s only 9 left. Honestly, can we get a turtle rider to sign up for this and report back to us? I would if I could this weekend but Turtlegirl Jr. has t-ball games.