Dianne Kelly And PURR Cat Cafe Are Back And Sober, And They Have 9 Spots Left For Cat Yoga This Saturday

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Last we heard from Dianne Kelley she was passed out drunk on the floor of the PURR Cat Cafe, next to a bottle of cat medication, and one or two cats may be missing and/or dead.

Well, it looks like she’s sobered up now, and she’s got a new addition to PURR Cafe….

Yup. Cat yoga!! Because obviously Dianne Kelly is not batshit insane enough as it is. She had to add cat yoga to her ratchet resume. Who wouldn’t wanna take yoga classes at a place where the owner is literally insane? I know insanity and tranquility go hand in hand.

Better hurry up though, because I’m sure those 16 spots have really been filled, so there’s only 9 left. Honestly, can we get a turtle rider to sign up for this and report back to us? I would if I could this weekend but Turtlegirl Jr. has t-ball games.

Meow. Meow. PURR!!!

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13 Comment(s)
  • NC foothillbilly
    June 27, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    This is the perfect place for Lena Kochman!

  • Wabbitt
    May 24, 2018 at 3:24 pm

    How can there be cat yoga WHEN WE HAVE NO CATS, KATHLEEN???

  • deflateddoritodinks
    May 24, 2018 at 8:43 am

    Yeah this was on TV because the cat cafe actually had no cats. I’m opening a buffalo cafe with no buffalo , so I too can get on TV.

  • larry dallas
    May 24, 2018 at 7:38 am

    Where is the MSPCA Police ? There is such a thing! I hope they are monitoring this witch. She is not fit to take care of herself, let alone an animal.

  • Ex Kingpin
    May 23, 2018 at 10:19 pm

    I hope it works out

  • ElJefe72
    May 23, 2018 at 7:54 pm

    Really?!? No one has said it yet? I guess I’ll have to be the first. 


  • Cats Cafes WTF
    May 23, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    Never scrolled so far in my life, had to put an ice pack on my thumb.

    What the hell is a Cat Cafe and why does anybody care or write about it? No way I’m reading about a cat cafe, I fell for a previous cat cafe article a couple of months ago and still doesn’t make sense.

    Cat people are nutty and a cat cafe is probably what you would expect, wacky borderline autistic women having tea parties with their cats and other strange things. I had to have a shot of whiskey and bite of steak just to remove the words “cat cafe” from my mind. Now I need more whiskey and steak and rewatch full metal jacket.

  • Cattibal Lecter
    May 23, 2018 at 5:43 pm

    Next time that bitch passes out and forgets to feed us for days, I’m going to eat her liver with some fava beans.

    • Jack Straw from Wichita
      Jamie Gumb
      May 23, 2018 at 6:21 pm

      and a nice Chianti!

  • Diane Woods emerson
    May 23, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    Jesus fucking Christ. I finally got sick of not being able to comment so I scrolled down 400 times and finally found this and the real ads. Wtf.
    Now I forgot what I wanted to say.
    The crazy cat lady is also a copy CAT. She is copying the moron who came up with goat yoga. Who the fuck wants a goat shitting on them or just the little turds rolling around while
    You are yogaing. I don’t yoga but I did have goats and we trained them NOT to jump on people. Just saying.

    • Savage Squaw Bitch
      May 24, 2018 at 9:29 am

      Goat yoga? Where was this, Dearborn?

  • z
    May 23, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    She’s a vampire, she can’t be killed. Or a cat, and she has a bunch of lives left.

    This will not end well.

    • Do not read while driving.
      May 23, 2018 at 3:50 pm

      You need to post a warning, for example, do not read while driving or operating heavy machinery. I nearly crashed my car before pulling in the driveway.

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