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Disaster P Opens Digital Hoodrat Gear And Pawn Shop That Buys Food Stamps For Half Price, Gets Undercut By Rival EBT-Rex, Arrested Last Year For Selling OC And Heroin

 

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Happy food stamp Friday turtle riders. Today’s winner is Luke Deptula from the Woo.

Oh yea, this is gonna be good one.

Luke goes by Wrights Royal on Facebook and has started an online “business” called “Correct Connect Clothes” selling allegedly brand name clothing that I’m sure were acquired legally.

If you buy enough Champion brand sweatshirts then you too can look like you’re trying out to be a backup dancer in a 90’s rap video.

But his business also buys and sells used or broken electronics, gold chains, “autographed” sportball crap, and of course FOOD STAMPS!!

He’s literally running an unlicensed digital pawn shop that openly violates the law by buying food stamps for half price from guttermuppets.

Look Disaster P, if you’re gonna sell food stamps you should at least have an idea of what the market rate is. You’re offering 50% when the going rate is in the 60-65% range. That’s why you got ho’s on your page undercutting you.

I’ve seen a lot of Food Stamp Friday blogs before, but this is the first time I’ve ever seen a food stamp salesman being shown up by EBT-Rex on his own damn page. Cellulite Sally will be flipping her stash for 75%, because as you can see she clearly does not need food stamps.

Florida JP tried to warn Disaster P that buying and/or selling stamps on Facebook can get him in trouble.

But he’s got it all figured out because “buying food stamps isn’t a crime.” And he’s a legal expert. That’s why he was arrested last year for selling OC’s with his wigtacular brother Dan.

On Friday, May 11, 2018, officers executed the search warrants and arrested individuals involved in the investigation. As part of the investigation, officers had developed probable cause to arrest Luke Deptula, 33 years old and Daniel Deptula, 35 years old both of 112 Santoro Road, Worcester for Distribution of a Class B Substance (Oxycodone pills). At approximately 7:00 PM with the assistance of the Westborough and Northborough Police Departments, officers located Daniel and Luke Deptula at the Motel 6 in Northborough, MA and placed them under arrest. A subsequent search of Luke Deptula revealed approximately 400 Oxycodone pills.

Luke Deptula is being charged with 3 counts of Distribution of a Class B Substance and Trafficking Class B 36-99. Daniel Deptula is being charged with Distribution of a Class B Substance.

Guess who the brothers favorite sportball team is?

Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat.

Ever. Single. Time.

Then four months later he was charged with selling heroin.

Luke Deptula, 44, Santoro Road, Worcester, pleaded not guilty to possession of heroin with intent to distribute, distribution of a Class B substance, conspiracy to violate the controlled substance act, and trafficking in an opium derivative (36 to 100 grams). Judge James G. Reardon Jr. ordered Deptula held without bail for a dangerousness hearing on Friday.

In between his arrests he tried and failed to sue the City of Worcester for another drug arrest in 2014, and was represented by notorious ambulance chasing scumbag disgraced attorney Hector Pineiro. Hector’s son is a notorious gang banging shithead who was sentenced to 5-7 years in jail in 2016. Right around the time Hector took on Disaster P’s case he was accused by the FBI of knowing that one of his other scumbag clients had bribed a witness before the trial of some Worcester cops to say that the cops had beaten the shit out of him. So if he’s getting his legal advice about selling food stamps on Facebook from Hector, it’s understandable why he would think his actions are legal.

 

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30 Comment(s)
  • MrSmiley
    November 2, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    Shoot your local convicted heroin dealer.

  • iamadjective
    November 2, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    As a born & raised Chicagoan, what is with the Bulls caps on wigs out here?

    • 33
      November 2, 2019 at 8:35 pm

      Becsuse monkies and spics hate the Celtics who won many championships with white teams. Coincidentally I havent watch a game since the Larry Bird era. No need to see jungle bunnies swinging on the rim.

  • whatevuh
    November 2, 2019 at 9:25 am

    Cellulite Sally should be driving a 4X4 to haul that fat ass around . . .

  • Silencio Dogood
    November 2, 2019 at 2:08 am

    the Deptula Boyz have a confused Group Home gawp, in some cases, they appear to have snorted OxiClean under a fluorescent sun, and all while wearing the gold chains of Hood Capitalism.

  • Wright$ Royal
    November 2, 2019 at 12:23 am

    Yo bitch ass u fuccen stupid. How u try say I get my food stamps advice from Hector. He my lawyer he gonna sue u for dat say no more. You just a bitch ass hater who don’t get no pussy or $$$ suck a hot one

  • Ratchet bingo
    November 1, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    Got the flat-brimmed Bulls hat, a multitude of them I might add
    Got the Google trophies
    But darn, no bathroom selfies!

    Oh well, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

  • You had me at flat brimmed Bulls hat!
    November 1, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    You have proven this to be a fact!

  • Judge dread
    November 1, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    How much fake gold and flat brim bulls hats does this slug rake have to rock?

    This is a problem that can easily be solved by JHP and sons.

  • Everyone else
    November 1, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    When I work in any office other than my own i present my license or passport and I’m issued a temporary barcoded ID with my picture. This takes about a minute. When I scan my badge a security monitor shows the guard my pickups on a monitor dedicated to that purpose. If the picture doesn’t match then I can’t get in. Perhaps the DTA should look into something like this for food stamps.

  • Captain Trips
    November 1, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    Ask any hardcore Democrat and they’ll tell you there is no EBT fraud…..

  • dirty bastards
    November 1, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    I hate these flat brimmed lowlifes with my very soul.
    The civil war is coming. These Hispanic offshoots will be struck down in the streets and left for the crows.

  • Vinnie Reverr
    November 1, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    Is he white or is he some type of a spic?

    • WeRFucked
      November 1, 2019 at 2:40 pm

      It appears he wants to be African-American.

  • Stevie G
    November 1, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    I don’t understand why a white persona would want to act like a lawn jockey
    Also I like the fat ugly tatooed cunt he hangs out with
    If you fucked her your cock and balls would rot off and drop into the toilet bowl within a week

  • AJ Alphonse
    November 1, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    What a fine upstanding citizen!

  • Total Mayhem
    November 1, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    First arrest says he is 33 years old.
    2nd arrest (4 months later) says he is 44 years old.

    Wow, did he age fast. Must be the hat.

  • Old Tom Morris
    November 1, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    Cool chainz brah. Where can I get me some stamps?

  • Party On
    November 1, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    Not hard to see why the economy is doing so well, with all of these talented young men and women starting exciting new businesses in their favelas. Food stamps and other EBT benefits bought and sold. Whatever legal and illegal drugs you might need. Butt lifts and boob augmentations using the best industrial silicone performed in your own home! Fake ids, full-body tattoos, you name it, we have it. Be all that you can be. We live in exciting times.

    • Liawatha
      November 1, 2019 at 1:28 pm

      Unfortunately these are the only options for young people in Trump’s America.

      • Jimbofresh
        November 1, 2019 at 2:08 pm

        He’s fuckin 44 you dope

        • Liawatha
          November 1, 2019 at 2:21 pm

          Mx Jimbo, that type of salty language will only hurt your social credit score and get you banned from this site posthaste!

        • Hugh-Bo Mont
          November 2, 2019 at 10:33 am

          Liawatha’s last name is Sarcasm, folks. One of my favorite commenters.

          • The angry taint
            November 3, 2019 at 2:54 pm

            Absolutely hysterical, I love seeing how many downvote

  • Rochambeau
    November 1, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    TANF is abused so much. It could have been less abused if it were more like a system that is used by WIC. Only certain healthy, low-cost food allowed. The only way we’re going to ever change it is when the ghetto reaches such a critical mass that it can’t be funded, or war. Perhaps both, then. The persistently elected political class doesn’t have any reason to change it.

  • Sick of it why does Everyone want to be hood
    November 1, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    It’s absolutely classic that these bimbos all wear Chicago bulls hats ahahahah they all fucking have them!!! That is comedy gold. Different colors n shit LOL they are there own breed!!! Let’s just fuckin shoot all of them. 3 strike rule in Massachusetts has to happen. I would’ve lost a couple of my family members by now but at this point I don’t fucking care.

  • Dave Ramsey
    November 1, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    Fake food stamps, there’s money to be made there…

  • Y
    November 1, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    • ncfoothillbilly
      November 1, 2019 at 1:39 pm

      Ill see your Anti semitic Rosa Parks and raise you a Hitler Anti Racist…

      • Y
        November 1, 2019 at 1:54 pm

        hahaha

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