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Dog Murdering, Woman Beating, Deadbeat Dad Rian Waters’s Bullshit Lawsuit Against Turtleboy Was Dismissed And The Judge Destroyed Him In Her Ruling



Judge Mulqueen issued her ruling today dismissing Rian Waters stupid, time wasting lawsuit against us in a scathing, precedent setting ruling. I wrote about what an amazing victory this was on TBDailyNews. Read my analysis of it here. If you’d like to see the entire complaint you can do so here:


6-21-2019 Turtleboy – Motion to Dismiss – Allowed



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30 Comment(s)
  • capone181
    June 22, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Rumor, Body Found Today. The Police found an unidentified man’s body in a park nearby. They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly Ass and a Small Dick.

    Has anyone heard from Rian today? Asking for a friend.

  • Well, No Shit
    June 22, 2019 at 11:05 am

    I have to admit that whenever I see that “Brokegaff Mountain” meme, I can’t help but audibly laugh.

    That shit is fucking hilarious. The goofy look on Waters’ face photoshopped under that hat is absolute comedy gold.

  • Too Tall Tim
    Too Tall Tim
    June 22, 2019 at 12:45 am


  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    June 21, 2019 at 9:24 pm

    Bury this fuck in the TB graveyard….can we get a Megan DeMers update??? I’m in love with her….

  • francis rian
    June 21, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    hey Rian, you low grade fucking moron, why don’t you meet me at 120 gaslight drive in Weymouth. I’ll buy you Chinese food before I give you a lesson in humility. You are a miniature cocksmoker and I believe you murdered a dog. you faggot

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    June 21, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    Congrats uncle. A win for the good guys! I’m glad you’re staying Bristol. You complete me

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    June 21, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    Now who’s left? The skanky bimbo fake yoga instructor?

    One of the best parts of this is imagining Mike down in The Big D. Unemployed, isolated, bitter. His million dollar nest egg shrinking each month due to continued bad decisions.

    Maybe he and Metro can get a studio apartment together in Lawrence. By the end of 2019 that may be the best economic move for both fools.

    I hope Rian develops a case of nasty anal warts. That’s the least we can hope for.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Wwy
    June 21, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Maybe jerry Remy will explain the case during a Boston strong game. Only the gay state would listen to a wife beater and a son who made Boston strong,Lol.

  • Courts for Losers
    June 21, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    Court is a place for scumbags.
    I don’t think I’d be bragging every time a case against me got dismissed and believe I won something?
    Look at it this way, the cases against OJ and Jussie Smollett got dismissed too. It doesn’t mean they didn’t do something scummy.

    • Wah Wah Wah
      June 21, 2019 at 5:07 pm

      Sounds like someone who ended up on the losing end in court. Crybaby.

    • Anthony Grossi
      June 21, 2019 at 6:40 pm

      The case against Simpson wasn’t “dismissed”. He went to trial and was acquitted, although at least one of his lawyers thought he was guilty.

    • fag stomper
      June 21, 2019 at 6:49 pm

      why don’t you fight me bitchtits? 120 gaslight drive Weymouth, bring a machete

    • Haverhill Landlord
      Haverhill Landlord
      June 21, 2019 at 8:11 pm

      I believe it was proven in court that OJ Simpson did not, in fact, turn his wife into a Pez Dispenser…but that has nothing to do with Uncle’s stunning victory for truth, justice and the freedom of speech I so enjoy exercising on here.
      Now why don’t you run along and fuck yourself?

      • johny pissoff
        June 21, 2019 at 9:43 pm

        Haverhill Jizzguzzler shitposted
        “I believe it was proven in court that OJ Simpson did not, in fact, turn his wife into a Pez Dispenser”
        You must be some special kind of imbecile, it was proven in court that OJ coonson killed his mudshark wife, thru a process called “jury nullification” the beast was found not guilty, you stupid fuck.

        • Haverhill Landlord
          Haverhill Landlord
          June 22, 2019 at 2:39 pm

          Your response is proof-positive that sarcasm is wasted on those who are forced to struggle through life with low IQs.

          Does the staff at your group home know you’re sneaking onto the Internet via the office computer?

  • Kim Wescott
    June 21, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    Congrats Uncle Turtle! Between this victory and ACLU news, you must be riding high tonight. You deserve every minute of it.

    I’m going to sign up for ad-free. You keep up the good work.

  • Nadia yuncuck
    June 21, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    Nadia cumyuck go suck a dead dogs dick you dirty stinky fucking bitch you sound like the type of pig that would go to pound town with a dog ain’t no one else going near that stink box

  • Plymouth
    June 21, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    Another waste of taxpayer money. Turtleboy sucks cock.

    • Kevin Flynn
      June 21, 2019 at 6:53 pm

      your mon sucked cock from our first year in high school until last year. She always prefered BBC (like your dad did) but never charged anybody more than a dollar. May her rancid cunt rest in peace, god bless you.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Handsome Dan
    June 21, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! It’s amazing how upset Gaffney and Waters are right lol. You can tell how furious they are by their comments isn’t that true “Nadia” and “hey idiot”. Couldn’t be happier right now.

  • Hey, Idiot
    June 21, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    Nowhere in that judgement was it stated that Turtleboy is a “social media platform.” You’re just making shit up. You CAN be held liable for your bloggers, because you’re the editor. You don’t just let anyone blog, correct? You were having a good week, and then you had to get stupid again.
    But we all know where this is headed next….throwing all your bloggers under the bus, regardless of whether or not they actually wrote it.
    Is Bristol leaving you yet? Perhaps a new venture with Bridget Phetasy? I noticed she caught Bridge’s attention and praise….a task you failed at when you tried it. Funny. That’s what this self centered stupidity gets you.

    • June 21, 2019 at 3:17 pm

      Ah, the old “divide and conquer” tactic, eh? I’m not going anywhere, so sorry. Get fucked.

    • Cyril Figgus
      June 21, 2019 at 7:43 pm

      Oooh, look!!! It’s an internet lawyer!!! You don’t know jack fucking shit, so shut the fuck up you piece of shit!

    • Kenneth Foley
      June 22, 2019 at 1:40 pm

      Do you hear that ?
      Nothing else in the world sounds like that.
      Its the sound of pigs being slaughtered.
      It sounds like . . .


  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    June 21, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    “precedent setting”?

    Careful, your “stupid” is showing.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      June 21, 2019 at 2:24 pm

      Milky Mike is so butt-hurt they lost this lawsuit.
      Nadia Yenraek is Uncle’s name backwards.
      We all know it’s you, Mike.
      F_ck off, sugar tits.

    • Kim Wescott
      June 21, 2019 at 3:44 pm

      Are you new here? Or are you Milky Mike, with yet another moniker.

      You HAVE to troll here because TB owns your mind. A sane person would just stop reading the blog…someone whose brain is in captivity does exactly what you are doing.

      • Nadia Yenraek
        Nadia Yenraek
        June 21, 2019 at 5:00 pm

        “Are you new here?”
        “Or are you Milky Mike, with yet another moniker.”
        No again. (I really DGAF if you don’t believe me)
        “You HAVE to troll here because TB owns your mind.”
        Actually, it’s reading responses like Nadia yuncuck’s that keeps me coming back.
        “A sane person would just stop reading the blog…”
        Probably. I never claimed sanuity
        “someone whose brain is in captivity does exactly what you are doing.”
        If you say so. I just do it for the fun.

        “Milky Mike is so butt-hurt they lost this lawsuit.”
        Maybe, I wouldn’t know. I’m just happy knowing TB spend a shit-ton of money on a lawyer. Waters or Gaffney never had a chance, but it’s been a lot of fun to watch.

        “Nadia Yenraek is Uncle’s name backwards.”
        Congratulations. You win a cookie.
        “We all know it’s you, Mike.”
        Then you’re all wrong, but like I said, IDGAF
        “F_ck off, sugar tits.”
        That’s funnier than you’ll ever know.

        • True Reality Speaks
          Self Imposed Chains Are Difficult to Break
          June 21, 2019 at 7:11 pm

          Owns your cranium – and should rent out the space because you’re obviously not using it.

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