Donald Trump Annihilated Goofy Elizabeth Warren, Said Her Native American Name Is “All Talk, No Action”

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Saw this headline from Gawker this weekend:

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Granny Warren tears Trump apart? I’ll believe that when I see it. Apparently the two of them got into a Tweet beef recently, so we wanted to see if Trump could actually be beaten in his own game. Here’s how the shots were fired in chronological order. On May 3 Liz Warren fired first:

She was looking for a fight but couldn’t get a response. Because jumping in the mud with Donald Trump usually works out so well. Just ask Little Marco Rubio. We’ve been waiting for these two to go at it because there is literally no one less likable than Granny Warren. What’s to like? She’s from Cambridge, she’s a radical, she is unwilling to compromise on anything, she shits on cops, she’s sided with the black lives matter terrorists, she blames banks for the high cost of college tuition while collecting $400K to teach one class at Harvard, and she lied about being Native American to further her career. She’s as bad as it gets and she’s basically a free lunch for Trump.

Anyway, he didn’t respond until May 6, probably because he was meeting with his team and deciding what her nickname would be. The verdict? “Goofy Liz Warren”:

I like it. He is right about choosing Granny Warren. She might be popular in Massachusetts, but putting her on the ticket with Hillary would be a death sentence. The rest of the country looks at her and sees the joke of a person that most people reading this blog can plainly see.

Then it was Granny’s turn:

LOL. You’re lucky you got a response Granny. Trump is kind of busy running for President and drinking the blood of Ted Cruz. He doesn’t have time for some no-name Senator from Massachusetts. I like her style though. Ending each tweet with a one word roast is straight out of Trump’s playbook.

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Ouch. Your turn Donald:

LOL. Hillary’s flunky. Love it. Calling her out for being a fake Native American, which she is 100% accurate, got her all juiced up and she went on a rant:

Remember when Gawkers said Liz Warren tore Trump apart? Yea, that was a lie. Rule #1 of Tweet beef is that you can’t let your opponent know that they’re under your skin. Trust me, this is what Turtleboy does for a living. And every time that one of these butthurts whines about Turtleboy it just affirms for us that they have Turtle on the brain. Same here with Granny Warren. She tweeted at Trump nine straight times without so much as a response. That’s just a bad look. It set her up for this:

It’s funny because it’s true. The woman has Trump on the brain. That’s when Trump delivered the knockout punch?

“All talk, no action — maybe her Native American name?” Brilliant.

This is how you know you just got owned:

The second you call someone racist or sexist or “xenophobic” or anything else that ends in “phobic,” is the moment you admit that you have lost the fight.

Here’s my question – what is Hillary gonna name him? Because it doesn’t get much easier than shitting on Trump. Orange Donny, Donald the Democrat, Toupee Trump. So many options. She kind of has no choice but to. The rules of politics are changed. Trump threw a bomb on it. What worked before won’t work anymore. You must get in the pit with Trump and you must bring your A-game. Not some weak sauce like what Little Marco or Goofy Liz Warren brought to the table. Facts don’t matter. Issues don’t matter. Only your ability to roast your opponent matter. Welcome to politics in 2016.


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24 Comment(s)
  • XYZAffair
    March 3, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    What’s your obsession with Warren on here?

  • White Lives Matter
    May 10, 2016 at 11:53 am


  • JoeMomma
    May 9, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    Lying Liz is proof that Massachusetts elections are fixed.

  • Jon
    May 9, 2016 at 3:23 am

    oh man…my cock is soooooo hard right now! Trump is so real, he’s like, the coolest guy ever. Right? He would make me soooo hard, like hard for two weeks and have to go to the doctor hard, if he was self made man….but unfortunately, we can’t go back in time and kill his father – whom he inherited his worth from.

    But thats no big deal…cause he’s wicked cool…and he makes me super hard. i would be EVEN harder if the majority of his hotels, casinos, and other ventures hadnt went bust…oh man, if he hadnt fucked the taxpayers out of millions by filing bankrupcy a bazillion times…well I think my dick would just explode from being so hard for Trump.

    i totally wish Scott Brown was still a senator…doing nothing at all like he did all the time. THAT’S my kind of senator right there! Fuck the people, we’ve got huge corporations to bail out, we need to keep giving them tax breaks because trickle down economics DEFINITELY works. Am I right or am I right?…the democrats are ALL social justice warriors…cause thats totally true u know! they totally all are horrible people who just want to help out all the PC butthurts…fuck all them.

    Even tho the fact that Warren’s Native American heritage wasnt the reason she got into a college, or got a job, or anything (cause remember, shes old, and back when she went to school they didnt have minority quotas like they do today.) You fucks listen and u listen now. I am as white as white can be. the majority of my heritage is French Canadian. However, I have LEGITIMATE PROOF (in the form of official documentation and photographic evidence) of Native American relatives on BOTH my fathers and mothers side.

    Nothing about the names on my fathers or mothers side would indicate as much. Much like Warren’s – doesnt mean she fucking lied (in fact, we know she didnt based on documents she’s presented verifying her claim) – just means her ancestors kid started fucking other european immigrants again.

    speaking of which…I am getting soooo hard just thinking about Trump being a Native American…he TOTALLY would’ve built a wall to keep all of your grandparents and mine out of the country in the first place….awww….sooooo hot! oh my god i think im gonna do it….uaahhh…agghhh.

    i need a smoke. peace bitches.

    • Jon
      May 9, 2016 at 3:32 am

      excuse me, let me inject this to the end of my rant…”‘…grandparents…’, or great grandparents, or great great grandparents…etc, etc, etc…’out of the country…'”

      • True Reality Speaks
        Mirror Mirror
        May 9, 2016 at 7:05 am

        Looks like someone was mixing the kool aid and booze hard last night

      • Devils Mouthpiece
        May 9, 2016 at 7:27 am

        We get it, your a moron.

        • ProfessorM
          May 9, 2016 at 8:04 am

          You’re*…… Aside from that…. Agreed.

    • WormtownorBust
      May 9, 2016 at 10:46 am

      Yeah, except a couple of Cherokee genealogists (who are actually Cherokees) said she’s full of shit. But what do they know?

  • hetero white male
    May 8, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    So utterly rekt. Make no mistake, Trump is an artist.

  • Realist
    May 8, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    TB is right about one thing, Trump has changed the political arena. He changed it into a grammar school lunch break throw down. I fear for America!

  • Springfield City of Homies
    May 8, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    Hippie Warren stands no chance against Donny Danger.

  • Steven Stover
    May 8, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    Remember her stolen recipe? She flipped some houses too to make a quick buck off of Barney Franks messing up of the real estate market which led to the economic downturn. She evicted some rather poor people while making a fast buck. Piece of shit of a human.

  • Turd Burglestein
    May 8, 2016 at 5:05 pm

    Fauxcahontas got her wigwam all in a bunch.

    • UsualSuspect
      May 9, 2016 at 8:22 am

      Great name! What toolbags elected this woman in the first place? Oh yeah, Massachusetts liberals. Idiots!

  • BlackandWhite
    May 8, 2016 at 4:44 pm

    CAN NOT **STAND** Warren.

    Can’t say one good thing about that disgusting individual.

  • BobnMic
    May 8, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    Warren is so full of shit you actually see it pouring out of her eye balls if you get really close to a big high def TV. Fucking pathetic.

  • Wabbitt
    May 8, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    I’d like to suggest Hell Toupee as Trump’s nom de guerre.

    • JenB
      May 8, 2016 at 10:51 pm

      I like Hell Toupee. It is fitting.

    • BobnMic
      May 9, 2016 at 9:42 am

      Wow – aren’t you ever so clever? Fucking moron. Go trace another bus schedule. You seem good at that.

      • Wabbitt
        May 9, 2016 at 7:25 pm

        You are just salty as fuck because you got called out for being really fucking annoying. You’ve rapidly become a bigger crybaby than Jennie Chenkin.

        • TargetPractice
          May 10, 2016 at 5:14 pm

          Get bob a fucking safe space lol. He turns into such a whiny bitch without fiesty around for him to play footsie with

  • MrButthurt
    May 8, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    Warren is a waste of air.

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