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Dorchester Juice Biscuit Mom (Friends With Worcester Mayor Joe Petty) Goes Off On Boston Police After Gangsta Nugget Son Pulls Gun On Cops And Doesn’t Get Shot

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Here’s a story Didi Delgado, Shaun King, and mainstream media won’t be showing you, because it doesn’t fit their narrative about killer cops hunting young black men for sport:

Before we get into this too deep, let’s just start with the first thing that’s wrong with this post. The cops arrested a piece of shit who pulled a gun on them. And who do they show in the mugshot? The gun of course. Not the individual with a pulse and free will who chose to break the law. They show us a picture of the inanimate object that law abiding people use for self preservation. Of course that’s because police departments are under attack from SJWs, and part of the agenda being pushed on them is that mugshots are “shaming,” and that criminals don’t kill people, guns kill people.

But the cops had every right to blow this maggot’s head off.

They knew he had a gun on him and he reached for his waistband.

Yet they did not shoot.

They tried to pat frisk him and he pushed them away and ran.

Yet they did not shoot.

The officers tackled him to the ground, felt the gun, and he still refused to put his hands behind his back.

Yet they did not shoot.

Gangsta nugget breaks free, pulls the gun out of his pants and points it at the cops.

Yet they did not shoot.

A cop grabbed his arm to try to take the loaded gun from him while he violently resisted.

Yet they did not shoot.

These are the stories that happen every day that the mainstream media does not tell.

The officers would have been completely justified to end this useless drain on society’s life. No law abiding, contributing member of society would miss him. Sure, they’d make a few t-shirts, pour out some 40’s, and he’d get his own hashtag. But he’d be forgotten about quickly and replaced by five more Dorchester hoodboogers.

But had they done so Didi Delgado and the rest of the race baiting frauds that gutless cowards like Marty Walsh continuously give into, would’ve been marching in the streets yelling “hands up don’t shoot.” Then the DOJ would’ve come in to investigate and…..oh wait. Trump is President now. Cops can do their jobs again.

But luckily for his sake he’s alive, and he’ll be back in a day or two when some Deval Patrick appointed judge lets him out on $500 bail.

Anyway, most people in the comments thanked the Boston Police for risking their lives to take another illegal gun owner off the streets. That’s because most people believe it or not, are normal. But of course SJWs just couldn’t resist the urge:

Was he breaking a law? Yea, he was carrying an unregistered handgun in public. We get it, you’re trying to be one of the “good ones.” You take great pride in calling yourself an “ally” because you stand up for human garbage simply because they are not white. We’re all VERY impressed with just how woke you are Becky.

But we all can plainly see what you’re doing here Valerie. You’re more concerned with trying to find a civil rights violation for a professional piece of shit than you are celebrating the fact that a dangerous criminal and an unregistered gun are off the streets. You remember guns right? The things you’ve likely been railing against all week. You seem to be outraged that law abiding citizens who buy them legally are allowed to do so, but you don’t seem to be outraged at all that scumbags like this still possess them illegally.

As if her agenda was blatantly clear already:

Then there was this:

The “white boy” who shot up his high school in Florida was arrested without putting up a fight and had no guns on him at the time. Had he done what this idiot did in Boston I assure you he would be dead right now. But yea, why let facts and logic get in the way. The only reason he’s alive is because of racism.

Then in classic Dorchester style, Ma Dukes showed up:

Gee, I wonder where her son gets it from. It’s almost like if you’re raised by savages who teach you life lessons such as “fuck the Boston Police,” you end up thinking that you don’t have to follow orders and cooperate with the Boston Police. This is why young black men are killed by the police – because of parents like this.

Apparently this juice biscuit is a supporter of Worcester Mayor Joe Petty and City Councilor Khrystian King:

Makes sense. This is their base. Ratchet Moms and their gun toting kids. These are the same politicians who are calling for more gun control. People who are supported by folks who don’t follow existing gun laws and say stuff like “fuck the Boston Police” on Facebook.

Question – does Mayor Puddy have to hold a press conference condemning this woman? After all, she’s a supporter. And every time a Trump supporter does something racist CNN is always there to tell me that the President failed to condemn the fringe elements in his ranks. Or does it only work one way? It’s all very confusing to me.

Looks like Nicole admits that she kicked her baby out the section 8 ratchet den too soon:

I know lots of normal Moms share memes like this too:

Where would her 20 year old son ever get the idea that gun violence is normal?

Like I said, this is the cop story involving a young black man that the mainstream media won’t report. They also won’t give it to you straight and are too gutless to say all the things we just said, even though it’s all undeniably true. This is why you read Turtleboy. Because we don’t give a shit what anyone thinks of us, and calling us racist, bigoted, sexist, etc, means absolutely nothing to us.

25 Comment(s)
  • Cracker
    February 22, 2018 at 3:27 pm

    They should have just shot the pavement monkey then anyway, because of course he’s going to do something later that also deserves getting shot.

  • Highpointgarbage
    February 22, 2018 at 11:27 am

    They saw it was a highpoint and figured it would jam anyway

  • The Vorlon
    February 22, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Would have been cheaper yo shoot the son and bill the monster, er, mother the cost of the ammo.

  • Fuck you you racist SJW you all hate wypipo
    February 22, 2018 at 7:15 am

    Great article … Its exactly what all is normal people think and want to see the media report . This is exactly why i read turtleboy every mornong instead of turning on my local news station where ill just see the same shit repeated over and over again its like the local media wants to help brainwash all these people into thinking like a SJW where as turtleboy wil actual tell you the truth and not twist the story into being abpit so bullshit racewar that doesnt even exist except in the SKW and hoodrat community

  • whatevuh
    February 22, 2018 at 7:02 am

    death penalty for anyone who shoots a cop . . period !

  • Click, click, BOOM
    February 22, 2018 at 3:54 am

    I wouldn’t feel too bad if both mom and son became statistics and ceased to steal the oxygen that good people breathe in.
    What a low rent hoodrat.
    a Hi Point with mix n match rounds?

  • Brian
    February 22, 2018 at 1:13 am

    The lives of two more officers put in jeopardy because of Obama and the race baiting scum who support him like BLM. These cops could not defend themselves in the proper way because or the fear if the repercussions of doing their job. They could be dead and are very lucky to be alive because they were met with deadly force and should have returned with it. Five cops killed in this country by black men in last two weeks all of which may be alive if they would not have to worry about getting in trouble for doing their job. And as for guns it’s scumbags like this thug that make legal guns good for law abiding Americans.

  • Observer
    February 21, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    I think that police in the Northeast are just better trsined and better at handling these situations than police in other parts of the country. Its a much more competitive landscape due to the payscale and therefore many police either have a military or corrections backgeoind and have likely dealt with a potentially deadly situation before becoming police officers. The training is also much more rigorous. In the south, police aren’t paid that well by comparison even against cost of living and its much easier to get on down there.

    • Queef and Callahan
      February 22, 2018 at 8:25 am

      Observer. You’re so WOKE!!! Ya got it all figured out!!! The training in the north is much more “rigorous”. LOL. Go punch your clown rigorously.

  • johnnyb
    February 21, 2018 at 10:09 pm

    Torn on this one…Cop were HEROIC in this situation. BUT, If/when this punk shoots and kills someone, I’m not happy he wasn’t gunned down before he could become a rap star..

  • Sloppy
    February 21, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    So basically the police are now so afraid of SJWs and Maura Healey that they’re risking their lives and the lives of their fellow officers to avoid having to deal with them.
    I wouldn’t call that “exercising restraint”, I’d call that recklessness. They should have shot him; an officer could have easily gotten killed.

  • TJB
    February 21, 2018 at 9:41 pm

    Sadly, this kind of dangerous fuckery has two things in common Nationwide. The first is women who have fatherless children, no sense of right and wrong; the media glorifying bad behavior, and the gangsta’ lifestyle. I don’t know the answer, but I would say this young man is very lucky. Violence against law enforcement is at an all time high. Gun control laws mean nothing, because thugs don’t follow ANY laws, most of all gun laws.

  • Linda
    February 21, 2018 at 6:46 pm

    How about the STUD in the picture with Petty. LOL. More like DUD not STUD.

    • FFS
      February 22, 2018 at 1:15 pm

      He’s obviously not a vagina fan, anyway.

  • Captain Trips
    February 21, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    ‘they’d make a few t-shirts, pour out some 40’s, and he’d get his own hashtag’


  • Rick Shaw
    February 21, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    What pieces of trash. It’s ok to be racist against whites. I wish to god they shot and killed this waste of oxygen. How soon before we read that this pile of shit killed or assaulted someone?

  • Swanky
    February 21, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    To answer the question of ‘would I like that little white boy to be shot?’, the answer is a resounding ‘YES’. Preferably by a gun-wielding teacher the minute he walked into the school.

    • Portageese
      February 21, 2018 at 5:44 pm

      Wasn’t he hispanic rather than white ?

      • AgingCynic
        February 21, 2018 at 10:45 pm

        Hispanics aren’t white when they apply for state and federal jobs. However they ARE white when they apply for a car loan or home mortgage. See? Simple!

        • Cracker
          February 22, 2018 at 1:18 pm

          I’ve gone over the Spichameleon effect (Latinos changing into white people to get jobs, loans, etc.) in my last 17 posts.

  • just passing thru
    February 21, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    There was probable cause, also Police can stop and frisk in high crime areas. They may have used restraint but they should not have. The next time one of them may end up dead if they can’t keep the gun from being fired. It sounds nice not to shoot people, and in a perfect world we would not have these situations, but a gun at any distance is considered a deadly threat and you respond to a deadly threat with deadly force, otherwise you end up with a L.O.D. death.

  • Rocky
    February 21, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    Where did Petty get that god awful tie. Salvation army?

    • Mayor’s body is a wonderland
      February 21, 2018 at 11:02 pm

      It might be from “Bling Bling” in Webster Sq… or maybe not, that thing ain’t Bling Bling, it’s barely one Bling.

      Funny too how she thinks she’s taking a picture with a big shot. 

  • Dudley Doright
    February 21, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    The photo with Petty and King should be marked as Dumb and Dumber

  • KJDS
    February 21, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    As of today, 14 police officers have been killed by gunfire in 2018. I’m sure all those guns used against them were owned by responsible members of society with verified background checks.

    I’d say the BPD showed great restraint in this situation.

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