
Dorchester Reverend Ratchet Using Church As Front To Sell Fentanyl, Percs, And Suboxones Does Baptisms In Kiddie Pools And Always Keeps It 100

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Oh look, another “pastor” up to no good and hiding behind the cloth:
Oh laaahhhdd Jesus!!! Bless him father for Reverend Ratchet has sinned!!
What a scam this guy had going on. Not only was he selling fentanyl, he was also selling suboxone, which I’m pretty sure is what junkies take when they can’t get off fentanyl cold turkey. So basically he was selling the cause of the “disease,” and then selling the cure. That’s like a selling a first grader three weeks into the school year when the flu starts going around, and then throwing in some Tylenol half price. Now THAT is a racket!! Oh, and just for fun he was apparently pilfering $20K worth of excavating equipment from a random company and storing it in his tax free “church.”
But seriously, is there any better way to clean your money than being the pastor of a church? You don’t pay taxes. No one suspects you. You can funnel some cash into the “building fund.” And you have a congregation of mindless zombies who have your back. Like these winners:
Only God can judge!! Hope God likes fentanyl!
Then there’s this:
It’s true. None of us are perfect. Some of us lie to our wives and tell them we threw out our shoebox full of nudie magazines. Others use their church as a stash house for pushing mad weight all over Dorchester.
Rosalind Queen and Sha Na Nah had some words of wisdom too:
See that? That’s why people become atheists.
Plus, does it even say you can’t sell opiates in the Bible?
Guess not. It also doesn’t say anything about me paying federal income taxes. Looks like I won’t be paying that either. Church is fun!!
Oh, and of course it’s racist to have a problem with pastor drug dealers like the good Reverend Ratchet:
Because EVERYTHING is racist.
Anyway, if you couldn’t tell this pastor was up to no good from a mile away, then your ratchet radar is broken:
Ya know who wears sunglasses like that? People who use the confessional booth to meet up with the connect.
Ya know who wears all white suits?
People who have lots of money but haven’t paid taxes in 30 years.
Growing up I can’t recall seeing Fr. O’Laughlin walking around in his wife beater:
Or taking selfies with his wife beater tans:
Plus, the dude wears cargo jorts with Hawaiian shirts:
You can never trust a man who thinks it would be a good idea to wear cargo jorts. That’s just science.
Don’t worry though, he cleans it up for Sunday worship:
Of course the dead giveaway that you’re a parishioner at a bootleg church that’s been used as a drug front is if you have baptisms in a kiddie pool in the parking lot
Pastor Willie knows how to play the game though. His Facebook page is filled with inspirational quotes that his wife found on Pinterest:
He never takes nothing “for granite”:
He shares memes that make you “think about it”:
And he always keeps it 100 with the parishioners:
What I wanna know is, was he still passing around the collection basket on Sundays? Because right now he’s just a shady drug dealer pretending to be a man of God. But he obviously had plenty of money, so if he was still taking from these poor people too, well, only God can judge.
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10 Comment(s)
At my former church I always appreciated that the pastor would say that he is a person and a sinner just like the people in the congregation. He would frequently tell us during his Sunday sermons how he sinned that week, once he told us how he didn’t completely stop at a stop sign and got pulled over and got a ticket, and how the officer wasn’t impressed at all that he was a pastor of the church that they could see from where he was pulled over. He would tell us about his struggles with trying to be a godly man, good husband and father through the tough times. He was very open with us, but not once do I remember him ever getting arrested for being a drug dealer, or getting arrested for anything, unless you count that one failing to come to a complete stop.
How does a black guy get wife beater tan lines?
Now that he’s exposed for the scumbag that he really is he may have to become reborn as…Jesse Jerkson and the Church of Latter Day Junkies. HalleFUCKINluyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m sure his loyal parishoners will follow him like lemmings jumping off a cliff.
Any relation to “Rev.” Sarai Rivera?
Doesn’t he know the real path to Heaven is to scam the government of funds with poverty pimping and racial sensitivity training?
Is he related to the disgraced ex-State Senator Dianne Wilkerson, the bra stuffer?
Yes he is related to her. But don’t take that for granite.
I like the comments….”he’s just a person, not perfect” and “only god can judge” And I know for a fact, one of them is in the BLM crowd and screams constantly on how the cops are just mindless, killing robots and everyone is racist, and policy change, take guns away from them and blah blah blah. They deserve to be named called, micromanaged and knitpicked by her untrained ass, but her drug dealing pastor gets the “he’s just a man”. The hypocrisy is funny as hell, but don’t tell her that, she has it all figured out and your racist if you disagree.
DEA AND IRS cometh.
A lot of people who aren’t on opiates buy suboxone to get high. That’s why he had them. People with scripts sell them all the time and buy dope.
A pastor drug dealer? Wow, he has cornered the market when it comes to praying on the weak and stupid.
Put this fraudulent ghetto in a cage where he belongs, not in the hands of a fictional character that people like this asshole use to gain financial benefits from.