Shaming Handicapped Parkers

Douchebag Of The Week: Sturbridge Chud Prevents Little Girl In Wheelchair From Accessing Van By Parking In Ramp Designated Handicapped Spot


Here’s your douchebag handicapped spot thief of joy du jour out of Sturbridge.

As you can see, this individual has elected to park their VW on clearly painted lines that are there specifically so people in wheelchairs have enough space to unload their ramp and enter their vehicle. It took place at the Sturbridge Cinemagic, in the Walmart/Marshalls plaza on Route 20. The poor little girl was small enough that her mother could lift her into the car, but a dick move nonetheless. If someone wants to run 7HF 737 for us, that would be great. Also, we still haven’t gotten anyone to run the plate from last week’s douchebag, so if you could give us that one too it would be great.

WH 681, Rhode Island plates.




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11 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    Enuf already
    June 24, 2019 at 9:32 am

    So sick of cripples thinking they are special.

  • Derp
    June 23, 2019 at 3:29 am

    I want the return of Hood Rat Heros.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    June 22, 2019 at 1:10 am

    They were probably running in for something quick. I fail see the problem. Too many busybodies stirring up trouble.

  • Wheely Mad, Gosh Darn It !!
    June 21, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    If you’re so old that you don’t fully “get” the whole handicapped parking situation, then you’re too old and out of it to be driving.

  • z
    June 21, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    We need Living Colors Handi Man.

    The Adventures of Handi Man Part 1 – Handi Man: The Justice Legion of America

    You have to work past Jim Carrie at the beginning.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      June 21, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    • Christopher Lettiere
      June 21, 2019 at 3:52 pm

      Part 2:

      • z
        June 21, 2019 at 7:08 pm

        Knew I could count on you.

        • Judge Dread
          June 22, 2019 at 11:25 am

          Awesome. You would never be able to get away with this kind of humor today on tv. Even Steve Carell admits The Office is not PC enough to be produced in this day and age.

          Imagine what the snowflakes would virtue signal on Twitter if they saw in real time the Bill Hicks “YOURE A CUNT” meltdown on a female heckler today? They would shit their pants while running to the bathroom only to leave a shit stained toilet seat for their parents to clean up. Once the helicopters arrive, the helicopter parents will also use baby wipes to clean their shit stained balls.

    • anon
      June 21, 2019 at 6:25 pm

      Plate comes out of West Brokefield, Ma. His first name is Robert. He is a very old guy. My guess is he doesn’t have a placard and just ASSUMES he can park there cause hes old.

      • Metro West Guy
        June 22, 2019 at 8:00 am

        An 80 + yr old MAN driving a newer VW Beetle? This one ought to be interesting…

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