Drunken Stoned Driver Gives Potheads Bad Name, Argues With Mom Under Mugshot On West Springfield PD Facebook Page After OUI Arrest Where He Told Cops Weed Is Legal

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Here’s an All-Star criminal with an epic mugshot out of West Springfield:

Fuck this guy with his own chudstuffer. I hate him for so many reasons. First of all, he gives all stoners a bad name. This is gonna be the next poster child for reefer madness. Get high, drive 70 mph through the middle of a small town, fuck with the cops like a crazy person, and dress yourself like you just got struck with lightning. This is what weed does to you. SMH.

Secondly, weed is legal. But it’s not going to be for much longer because of sewer guppies like him. The people who want to make weed illegal always say, “We shouldn’t legalize weed because then we’ll have stoned drivers trying to kill people all over the roads.” Anyone who smokes pot knows that this is an urban myth, since people who are really stoned don’t drive like psychos. So what does this asshat do? Goes out and perpetuates every single stereotype and false narrative about people who like to smoke weed.

Thirdly, this isn’t high behavior. It’s drunken fool behavior. This big chubowski pretended to give the cop his license several times before pulling away, and then got into a tug of war with him over it. He’s lucky to be alive. The weed didn’t make him do this. The booze did.

Then what does Jeff Dickoli do when his mugshot goes up on the West Springfield PD Facebook page? Starts cracking jokes while trying way too hard to act like a stoner:

“Wooooooo man. That’s like, totally crazy man!!”

Bitch, shut the fuck up. No one thinks you’re an actual stoner. You’re just a piece of shit who drinks and drives and thinks only about himself.

He got jokes though:

Then what appears to be his Mom showed up to yell at him, and he pulled the line from the 1980’s just say no to drugs commercial:

“I learned it from watching you.” I’d actually laugh at that if that if he weren’t ruining everything for the 99% of people who smoke weed and don’t act like morons.

And if I didn’t want to see weed stay legalized, I’d actually appreciate the humor in this:

Boom. Roasted.

But this is EXACTLY the kind of story the prohibition crowd is looking for to prove their point. Plus, look what marijuana has done to him. Here he is in 2009:

And here he is now:

Weed kills.

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