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Erin Crockofshit Tries To Ban Church Helicopter Egg Drop In Dedham Despite Living In Hyde Park Because She’s “Frightened” About Climate Change


The Encounter Church in Westwood is doing an egg drop for Easter in Dedham, and evidently SJWs in Hyde Park have their twats in a knot because of it.

Oh for fuck’s sake. “Frightening climate change.” If you’re really sitting at home shaking in a corner because of climate change then you need to seek psychiatric help. Of course we should care about preserving the environment, but if climate change actually “frightens” you, then you are an easily manipulated fool and I’d like to sign you up to be a Beach Body coach.

For the record, I am against these Easter egg drops. The churches that put them on are almost always bootleg startup churches that want you to join their tax free entity and put money in the basket every Sunday. Generally my rule of thumb is, don’t join a church that comes with its own Christian rock band.

It just has a Stanley Brothers vibe to it.

This is nothing more than a recruiting event. A very expensive recruiting event that requires the use of a Goddamn helicopter. It might work in a place like Dedham, but it doesn’t work in places like Fitchburg because…..Fitchburg.

That should be your beef with these things. Why would anyone ever take their kids to a Goddamn egg drop like this? Have an Easter egg hunt at your house. Put a small event together where you actually HIDE the eggs. Dropping a bunch of eggs in a field and then seeing which brat can snatch them up first is nothing more than organized chaos that rewards the shittiest kids. Mind you, this is a holiday that exists to celebrate zombie Jesus rising from the dead, and it’s turned into ghettoroid crotch fruits elbowing each other to get plastic eggs filled with stickers that they’ll have no use for 24 hours later.

But that’s just me though. I understand some people like these events, and if your kids have a good time at it then who am I to stop you?

Well, evidently the outrage patrol has arbitrarily decided that they should be canceling a community event in a town they don’t live in because AOC has convinced millions of idiots like Jen Gaman that this sort of thing will save the planet from dying in 11 years and 10 months. They really, truly believe this.

“What I would like to not ruin for the kids is the survival of the planet they live on.”

How arrogant and out of touch must one be to think that they can save the planet by canceling an Easter egg drop in Dedham? Better question – how miserable and sad do you have to be to cancel an event that kids seem to like because you’re going through an Erin Brockovitch phase and you get your news from Bill Nye? Mind you it appears as if Jen has no kids, so she’s just trying to ruin the fun for other people’s children. That’s what happens when you graduate from Wellesley college.

Plastic is a huge environmental problem? Try to go an entire day without using a plastic product. Let me know how that goes. Have fun taking a dump in your wooden outhouse. Hope you get a splinter in your cooch.


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42 Comment(s)
  • I love plastic straws
    March 13, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    I would like for this ratchet sjw cunt to know that I never recycle. Whenever I’m at the centre st parking lot in brookline, i always make sure to dump my plastic trash bags, styrofoam coffee cups and my plastic piss jugs in their fancy trash bin right next to the cvs. Fuck you all sjw’s and the recycle nazi’s of the world. Even at my home, I have a waste management recycle bin that sits under my deck, empty because all trash gets put into the market basket plastic bags. I save those fuckers so I don’t spend money on real trash bags. Hahahaha, I love plastic, a great invention and I encourage more people to never recycle!

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    March 13, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    When are people going to learn to STFU and not put every stupid thought that rattles around in their empty skulls on Fecesbook? So blanken sick of this shit.

    This bimbo deserves her TBS roasting.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Sam Harris's alter ego
    March 13, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    Waiting for atheist reductionist who argue for burden of proof on the matter of religious utility to justify continuing to allow women the right to vote. Wait for it…3….,2…..,

    I guess rational scientific humanism has it’s limits too. But you already knew that, didn’t you….?

  • george costanza
    smoky the bear
    March 13, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    thank god she is woke enough for all of us. i think my trash panda friends and i might visit her backyard and pull her trash out every where looking for those tasty au naturale tampon treats.

  • Victory Lane
    March 13, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    Solution…. drop eggs made of baby panda pelts filled with aerosol cans. Problem solved.

  • DM
    March 13, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    Hahahaha !! I knew what this asshole looked like before I even saw her picture. The arrogance of people to think that we have a significant impact on this world is astonishing. This joint has been around 6 billion yrs. we aren’t even a speck of dust to this planet

  • In the pooper
    March 13, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    Stick the helicopter and eggs up her ass.

    • The Boondock Saint
      March 13, 2019 at 2:26 pm

      I’m with “In The Pooper” on this one. She just needs some good old fashioned butt-fucking. Just tell her it’s better for the planet.

  • Mumbles
    March 13, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    Hyde Park is North Dedham because who wants to live in the shithole I created?

    • Tb sucks
      March 13, 2019 at 1:30 pm

      Turd Chick, you had me until you use fourteen year old disgusting language and make fun of Jesus. Does that make all the boys giggle when you light your farts on fire? You and Ms “I don’t shave my armpits” have a lot in common, you both feel the need to lecture we lesser folks.

      • The Spirit of Cardinal Newman
        March 13, 2019 at 4:57 pm

        Alright. I’ll bite. Throw down theologian. I await your assertions regarding TBS. Bring it.

  • Maury Healey
    March 13, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    They should drop her from a helicopter

  • Earth Day
    March 13, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    I wonder what the environmental impact of free publications such as Worcester Magazine is. There’s always way more of those things in the racks than anybody will ever read.

  • Hootie the Owl, III
    March 13, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    Gotta laugh at the recycling warriors who pat themselves on the back for painstakingly seeing that every last scrap of paper and plastic reaches that specially-labeled bin. Do you think they ever heard that practically every ounce of recyclable materials that gets thrown in with the regular trash gets sorted out, sold off and recycled anyway?

    • Chase from Paw Patrol
      March 15, 2019 at 3:04 pm

      Are you Hootie or little Hootie?

  • Travis Rearick
    • Y
      March 13, 2019 at 4:33 pm

  • Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore
    March 13, 2019 at 11:44 am

    We use Wagner. It scares the shit out of the slopes. My boys love it! This is a Romeo Foxtrot. Shall we dance?

    • Y
      March 13, 2019 at 1:05 pm

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        March 13, 2019 at 1:41 pm

        Outstanding. Gotcha a case a beer for that one.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 13, 2019 at 11:30 am

    I wonder if she would complain if the eggs had 5 dollar bills in them instead? Feed her some Egg Drop soup and tell her to STFU

  • FruitOfIslam
    March 13, 2019 at 11:24 am

    Just 10,000 years ago Massachusetts was under 5,000 feet of ice, coincidentally that is the same time an evil black scientist named Nimrod created the white man by mixing a dog an a pig. The white man has been warming the planet ever since and all the ice is almost gone.white people are killing our planet. By the way the Nimrod creating white man is of common knowledge to all in black liberation theology, Nation of Islam, 5% Nation of Islam, Moorish Temple, Black Israelites, Democrat Congress and Senate

  • Air Wolf
    March 13, 2019 at 11:15 am

    The plastic scares her shitless, yet no mention of the many gallons of evil jet A fuel the helicopter will burn and the sky-darkening exhaust it will emit. If that aspect ever occurs to her, she may have a stroke!

  • Y
    March 13, 2019 at 11:04 am

    I believe in preserving the environment, but I am not buying AOC’s theory of world collapse in 12 years.

    I will believe it when I see all the elitists selling their beach front properties.

  • z
    March 13, 2019 at 11:03 am

    D & G. Was she shopping in it?

    Dolce & Gabbana where the cheapest purse is a little under a grand. That probably costs 20-30 bucks to make.

    New Yorker magazine “The Chinese Workers Who Assemble Designer Bags in Tuscany”

    ” I’d met an artisan named Andrea Calistri, whose workshop was filled with mementos from three generations of leatherworkers. He told me that he had done jobs for Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana, and Prada, but that he objected to their use of mills that violated labor laws. He had helped found an association, called “100% Made in Italy,”

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Elder Nathan Phillips' Drum
    March 13, 2019 at 11:00 am

    Bang Bang Bang

  • Virtue Signalling Assholes
    March 13, 2019 at 10:55 am

    Are fucking zombies.

  • z
    March 13, 2019 at 10:50 am

    At least it’s not Thanksgiving and a drop of turkeys.

    “Oh the humanity. As god is my witness I thought turkeys” could fly.” — Les Nesman

  • Francis Sidebottom’s Alter Ego
    March 13, 2019 at 10:48 am

    She needs to commit suicide for the health of the planet. She is already wasting valuable resources merely by existing. I no longer believe every life is valuable.

  • Dick GoZinya
    March 13, 2019 at 10:42 am

    You know what’s also a sin against the environment? Soiling it with contributions from your fucked up gene pool. I’m sure you don’t use tampons either given your enviro awareness, with your snatch batch they must last 100 years at the landfill.

    • Y
      March 13, 2019 at 11:14 am

      Dick GoZinya – Fantastic moniker

      • Dick GoZinya
        March 13, 2019 at 12:17 pm

        Thank you, lifted from am old Seinfeld episode. I’m a huge fan of your contributions as well…

        • Y
          March 13, 2019 at 12:23 pm

          Never saw it, but the name is GOLD; I’m more of a Larry Charles and Larry David fan than a Jerry Seinfeld fan.

          Appreciate the love, but some fraud is trying to bite my style or make me look bad.
          I’ve been trying to call him out.
          It has to be some lib SJW.

          • Dick GoZinya
            March 13, 2019 at 1:35 pm

            I hear ya. My original moniker was Rockets Redglare. Some cockwad lifted it and sullied my (bad) reputation. It’s fucking identity theft. I can make myself look like an asshole, don’t really need any help. Larry David, guy is fucking funny!

  • MaryW
    March 13, 2019 at 10:40 am

    It’s seems she just wants to complain and act like she cares.
    People who actually care go out and pick up trash where they live and don’t feel the need to put it on social media.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 13, 2019 at 10:39 am

    Uncle turtle turd needs to talk with Les Nessmen about dropping stuff out of helicopters

    • John Wypyszinski
      Peep Show Joe
      March 13, 2019 at 11:28 am

      LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS! Get back to working, those peep show booths ain’t cleaning themselves. They’re a mess, now get going lazy ass.

      • Y
        March 13, 2019 at 4:47 pm

  • Titiho
    March 13, 2019 at 10:38 am

    I loved the Fitchburg egg drop footage. It was like a scene from Blackhawk Down. The rumors of eggs with narcan and ebt cards had that crowd in a frenzy!

    • Stunt Penis
      March 13, 2019 at 10:47 am

      that has to be one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever seen on TB. It illustrates how our country is slowly becoming a 3rd world shithole like africa.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    March 13, 2019 at 10:37 am

    We must listen to Bill Nye the Fake Science Guy if we are to save our planet from catastrophe.

  • hank
    March 13, 2019 at 10:27 am

    I wonder what her thoughts are on upgrading a cell phone every year or two? I’m sure she has no problem with tossing the old one or passing it off to someone else so she can get the latest gadget to spew her nonsense into, with no concern where that plastic goes or where the batteries end up. Selective outrage over phantom scaries has become a sport for people with nothing going on in their lives. This thing is a perfect example of do as I say not as I do, because I think I’m smarter than you and refuse to hear an opposing view. She needs to sit on a fist for a few and loosen up.

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