The Encounter Church in Westwood is doing an egg drop for Easter in Dedham, and evidently SJWs in Hyde Park have their twats in a knot because of it.
Oh for fuck’s sake. “Frightening climate change.” If you’re really sitting at home shaking in a corner because of climate change then you need to seek psychiatric help. Of course we should care about preserving the environment, but if climate change actually “frightens” you, then you are an easily manipulated fool and I’d like to sign you up to be a Beach Body coach.
For the record, I am against these Easter egg drops. The churches that put them on are almost always bootleg startup churches that want you to join their tax free entity and put money in the basket every Sunday. Generally my rule of thumb is, don’t join a church that comes with its own Christian rock band.
It just has a Stanley Brothers vibe to it.
This is nothing more than a recruiting event. A very expensive recruiting event that requires the use of a Goddamn helicopter. It might work in a place like Dedham, but it doesn’t work in places like Fitchburg because…..Fitchburg.
That should be your beef with these things. Why would anyone ever take their kids to a Goddamn egg drop like this? Have an Easter egg hunt at your house. Put a small event together where you actually HIDE the eggs. Dropping a bunch of eggs in a field and then seeing which brat can snatch them up first is nothing more than organized chaos that rewards the shittiest kids. Mind you, this is a holiday that exists to celebrate zombie Jesus rising from the dead, and it’s turned into ghettoroid crotch fruits elbowing each other to get plastic eggs filled with stickers that they’ll have no use for 24 hours later.
But that’s just me though. I understand some people like these events, and if your kids have a good time at it then who am I to stop you?
Well, evidently the outrage patrol has arbitrarily decided that they should be canceling a community event in a town they don’t live in because AOC has convinced millions of idiots like Jen Gaman that this sort of thing will save the planet from dying in 11 years and 10 months. They really, truly believe this.
“What I would like to not ruin for the kids is the survival of the planet they live on.”
How arrogant and out of touch must one be to think that they can save the planet by canceling an Easter egg drop in Dedham? Better question – how miserable and sad do you have to be to cancel an event that kids seem to like because you’re going through an Erin Brockovitch phase and you get your news from Bill Nye? Mind you it appears as if Jen has no kids, so she’s just trying to ruin the fun for other people’s children. That’s what happens when you graduate from Wellesley college.
Plastic is a huge environmental problem? Try to go an entire day without using a plastic product. Let me know how that goes. Have fun taking a dump in your wooden outhouse. Hope you get a splinter in your cooch.
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