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Facebook Took Down Our “Happy New Years” Profile Picture For Pornography On A Page That No Longer Existed And All Of Our Pages Are Suspended Now, Here’s How To Follow Us

Facebook Took Down Our “Happy New Years” Profile Picture For Pornography On A Page That No Longer Existed And All Of Our Pages Are Suspended Now, Here’s How To Follow Us

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The Turtleboy Sports, Lost Boys of Turtle, Turtleboy Fallout Shelter, and Turtleboy Safe Space have all been unpublished. Turtleboy Refugees is suspended for 7 days. To keep up with our posts follow the Turtleboy Sports Black Lives Matter Page by clicking on the image above. Also follow Turtleboy Smiles and Sunshine, and Turtleboy Sports Alpha Backup Page.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The other day the Turtleboy Refugees page was republished and then unpublished for no reason in a 12 hour period. As far as readers like you were concerned the page no longer exists. Even the haters could not see the page, and thus could not mass report it like they always do. And yet this happened today:

Yup. The already unpublished page had its profile picture removed because “Happy New Years 2018” violated Facebook’s “community standards.” If you’re keeping track at home this is three straight holidays we have celebrated in our profile pics that have led to our pages getting unpublished:

My question is, will we get in trouble for celebrating Martin Luther King Day?

Normally the personal account that was used to upload the photo gets put in Facebook jail and the other admins can continue posting using the pages they control. But this time every single one of our admins got anywhere from a 7 to 30 day suspension, even though none of them posted the picture. Thus the rapidly growing Turtleboy Sports Alpha Backup page and the Turtleboy Sports Black Lives Matter pages (which have picked up almost 10,000 followers in just 4 days) do not have any admins who can respond to messages or posts. And you will not see anything updated on any of those pages.

We thank those of you who donated to the Turtle fund. We are putting all donations in a separate account for legal fees for fighting Facebook. Every day we call lawyers from all over the country and pitch our case to them. Many of them have been receptive, but it takes some time to find the right fit. They have to research it and decide if it’s the kind of case they want to take on. But we will get it back, make no doubt about it. And people like this will have a special blog dedicated just to them:

God I hate these people. They claim to have all the answers, yet they offer none of them. They just like to hear themselves talk because it makes them feel smart.

Hey moron – what would a “social media consultant” say about this?

Would they recommend not posting pictures of Christmas trees? Do Facebook algorithms not allow Christmas trees? Because Facebook claims human beings review these things, not algos. The answer of course is that it doesn’t matter what we post. As long as it’s on our page Kevin Lynch and Didi Delgado will mass report it for pornography. And if they do it enough it will get take down. Because no one works at Facebook to monitor this fuckery.

Oh, and check this out. Turtle riders who attempt to share our new Facebook pages are getting reported and taken down for nudity and sexual activity:

Turtle riders who merely comment on our page are also getting mass reported by Lynch and Didi, and losing their personal accounts:

And diehard turtle riders who would NEVER report our page, are getting messages from Facebook claiming that they reported our pages for promoting graphic violence:

I have no idea what is going on here, but Facebook’s whole reporting system is one gigantic clusterfuck. It’s ruining their great product. This is what they get for encouraging grown adults to report one another instead of telling them that they can fuck right off if they see something on Facebook that upsets them.

So what now? We could create new personal accounts and group pages, but they’d get taken down in five minutes. At this point we’re just abandoning Facebook until this is figured out. No point.

Instead we encourage you to like and follow this page called We Support Turtleboy. It was created by a Turtle Rider who we have zero association with. If Facebook is somehow tracking our IP’s and blacklisting them, then this page should be safer. Time will tell. They basically just post every blog we publish. The only difference is that if you message them we won’t see it, and Desk Girl won’t be able to respond to the butthurts.

(Can the admin for that page please email us at turtleboysports@gmail.com so we can talk? We can’t message you on Facebook for obvious reasons)

We will be using Instagram and Twitter more in the next week or so until we get our first admin account to access the two remaining pages we have.

Here is a link to our IG.

Here is a link to our Twitter.

If you don’t follow us already then follow us now. If you don’t have a Twitter or IG then create one. Facebook is a defective product that cannot be trusted. Start using their competitors and they might get the message.

You can also sign up to receive an email every time we publish a blog:

Or you could just go directly to our site for hot takes. They can take down our Facebook pages but they can’t stop us from blogging.

We can still read messages on our two remaining pages so feel free to continue to message them. Just understand that we are not ignoring you. We literally can’t write back, but we’ll read them all.

Better yet, if you have a story idea please email it to turtleboysports@gmail.com. That’s actually way easier.

Thank you for continuing to support the turtle. Without you none of this is possible. We love you all.

29 Comment(s)
  • you're turn
    January 13, 2018 at 12:10 pm

    So know you need a internet lawyer, LMFAO.
    You send you’re turtleboy army after people all the time. OOPS some one has a bigger army.

  • Sad
    January 12, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    The best thing about Turtleboy was the comments… without them it is not nearly as fun… Good luck Tb, you’re gonna need all the luck you can get lol

  • John
    January 11, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    How the hell is anyone supposed to follow TB now? All the FB pages are gone, and the website is the biggest joke with all the constant ads and pop-ups.

    Please do something about the website.

  • GABBY TURTLE
    January 11, 2018 at 12:01 pm

    Please go on GAB (gab.ai), you will not be disappointed. Thanks!

  • Turtlerider
    January 11, 2018 at 11:08 am

    Look into Gab.ai, it’s pro-free speech and they don’t take shit down like facebook does. Milo uses it, tons of free-speech people use it too.

  • Seems Like some sound advice from Joseph Lawton
    January 11, 2018 at 11:08 am

    “They claim to have all the answers, yet they offer none of them”

    Seems like Joseph Lawton is offering some sound advice for you! You’re either:

    1) Too arrogant to accept his advice (because you know SO MUCH BETTER), or
    2) Too FUCKING STUPID to accept his advice!

    I’m going for number 2.

    This fucking soap opera is driving away your readership! Hey, good luck with that! Whoever thought that an Internet blog could be a money making career? I suppose it earns enough for gas money. Not much more.

    • Duke Westwood
      January 12, 2018 at 12:08 pm

      Hmmm… I can’t seem to find Joseph Lawton’s facebook page… where did the “Social Media Expert’s” page go?

      1) Was he too FUCKING STUPID to follow his own advice?
      2) Are you a gimp?

      I’m going with 3… All of the above. Jackass!

  • Mayor Lynch
    January 11, 2018 at 10:27 am

    I’ve paid my dues
    Time after time.
    I’ve done my sentence
    But committed no crime.
    And bad mistakes ‒
    I’ve made a few.
    I’ve had my share of sand kicked in my face
    But I’ve come through.

    And I need just go on and on, and on, and on

    We are the champions, my friends,
    And we’ll keep on fighting ’til the end.
    We are the champions.
    We are the champions.
    No time for losers
    ‘Cause we are the champions of the world.

  • Samuel
    January 11, 2018 at 10:16 am

    What you guys do is really important. Never stop doing it.

  • paranoiawilldestroyya
    January 11, 2018 at 9:31 am

    I don’t think it’s the trolls going to the pages of people who shared your content and reporting it.
    Anyone who has learned anything from TB, knows that you (fb user) need to lock your page up tighter than an nuns cunt. So the die hard riders know to do that. Trolls can’t report something that can’t be seen. I’m pretty sure Zuck & Co. rolled out a new “feature” that automatically takes down shared content that has already been flagged and in the process of removal/has been removed. So when mass reporters flag your page/posts it automatically flags the post of anyone who shared it.

  • HH
    We're Doomed
    January 11, 2018 at 9:02 am

    Minds.com

    You won’t be able to get all your followers to make the jump, but you could get enough of them to make it worth posting there instead of FB.

  • M
    January 11, 2018 at 8:45 am

    Let’s hit ’em where it hurts. If they want to keep silencing opinions that they deem unfavorable and want to continue catering to the SJW bullies, I’m gonna finally follow through and deactivate my Facebook today. If enough people step forward and choose to do the same, eventually Facebook will cease to exist and/or have a grossly reduced online presence due to severe decreases in ad revenue

    Ohh, and when and if the lawsuit is won, that would just be the icing on the cake

    • Do it!
      January 11, 2018 at 3:23 pm

      Yes totally! Everyone delete your facebooks! Hit zuckerberg right in the wallet!

  • Hugh Jass
    January 11, 2018 at 8:23 am

    OMG TB you have been bested by SJW DeDe and her minions. All the while you mewl and whine about a FB lawsuit. How abjectly sad. A once great warrior (snicker) reduced to mewling. When does the weeping and gnashing of teeth begin???

  • TortugaNino
    January 11, 2018 at 8:22 am

    I don’t “facebook” at all and never have, but am I missing something that makes it so that links to your actual blog cannot be shared by turtleriders who are on the site? i’m just wondering why a facebook following so large and commited is still wasting efforts linking to other facebook pages? if you really wanted to support the turtle and use facebook as a medium why not encourage turtleriders to post links to the actual blog for stories they like and want to share? I am really not trying to be one of those guys who pretends to have any answers and not offer them, I just my turtleboy back focused on exposing the shitty behavior in our society. I have always enjoyed and shared this blog without a facebook and functioned just fine, but I understand that I am the outlier here and how important the facebook stuff is to the current business model. “be the change you want to see in the world”, the change i want to see in this world is people going directly to websites again rather than using google or facebook as a filter for everything.

    • Hugh Jass
      January 11, 2018 at 8:26 am

      That means owning up to the fact that DeDe has bested him in a battle of wits. Is TB adult enough to do that? I do not think so; he’s more likely to continue to bluster and threaten lawsuits against FB. Tilting at windmills is not a good look for you, TB.

      • Fgcfgx
        January 12, 2018 at 2:07 pm

        “A battle of wits”

        AKA she has hundreds of dumb-as-fuck followers who circlejerk post reports in a private FB group. She and the rest of you people are at the bottom of society and are completely worthless.

        Oh it’s Friday! Have you sent your reparations via PayPal to the cunt cow yet?

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    January 11, 2018 at 7:59 am

    Dear TBS,

    You’ve gotta know when to hold ’em. Know when to fold ’em. Know when to walk away. And know when to run from Facebook.

    • Hugh Jass
      January 11, 2018 at 8:24 am

      DeDe has sent TB packing. He has no retort. He has been exposed as a eunuch of the first order. Limited to whining and threatening lawsuits… what up there?!

  • KKK
    January 11, 2018 at 7:22 am

    We support you Turtleboy!

    • FB
      January 11, 2018 at 7:59 am

      Facebook owns your brain

  • Finn
    January 11, 2018 at 6:47 am

    (Hillary Rodham) aka Mark Zukcerburg.

    So you think you can just shit on any of your subscribers any time you want?

    Your business was handed down to you from your family and it’s obvious you are a lousy business man.

    I’m going to research your family tree today in between posting here because I don’t have a job. I got fired from my last job at McDonalds because instead of flipping burgers I spent my time being a whiny bitch.

    Pejoratively yours,
    Finn

    • Finn
      January 11, 2018 at 7:37 am

      I love being mimicked – but you still don’t have my cadence right.

      Btw — the fact that you’re reading as much as I’m writing is ironic – isn’t it?

      Nice Try –
      Finn

  • Hughbo Mont
    January 11, 2018 at 6:17 am

    Contact nlpc.org. They’ve had issues with FB and dealt with them.

  • Jessie Marie
    Bevin Smynch
    January 10, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    Sorry I’m a bitch and keep reporting your page. I’m just jealous because I’ll always be a fat murdering nobody who refuses to shovel my sidewalk.

  • Finn
    January 10, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    Is over A i d e n.
    Let it go, you’ve beat the turtle to death.

    • Finn
      January 10, 2018 at 10:21 pm

      Nice try,

      Not me. I *do* love my admirers and follower. Makes me feel like Negan (Walking Dead reference). BTW — does anyone miss Carl yet?

      Kisses,
      [the real] Finn

  • Hillary Rodham
    January 10, 2018 at 9:44 pm

    You’ve jumped the shark.

    Next stop, straightjacket in padded cell.

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