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Fall River Bukkake Burritos On The Run After Letting 11 Month Old Crotch Fruit Overdose On Their Fentanyl

 

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Attention turtle riders – Fall River PD is on the lookout for two junknados who nearly killed their crotch fruit.

Fall River Reporter

The Fall River Police Department is seeking the public’s help in locating Kevin Baker, 39, and Lynne Servant, 35, both of Fall River. According to FRPD, warrants have been issued charging Baker and Servant with one charge of Permit injury to a child. The charge stems from an incident in which an 11-month-old child overdosed on fentanyl. The child is currently listed in stable condition. Anyone with information as to the location of Baker and Servant should contact Detective Luis Vertentes of the Fall River Police Major Crimes Division at 508-676-8511 x260.

If you’ve seen either them call that number and then immediately report in to Turtleboy. Hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson, or email [email protected] if you do.

She goes by Lynne Arruda on the Facebook machine

She frequently posts about the baby she allegedly loves so much, who she allowed to overdose on fentanyl.

She also advocates for a lot of social causes such as opening up islands for junkies in Boston Harbor.

She calls her chinstrapped, flat brimmed sperm donor her ride or die.

And in case it wasn’t abundantly obvious that this guy was a full fledged ratchet, here he is posing with a picture of a fish.

Which is quickly becoming the new flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat.

He claims to be “ambitious and hard working.”

But if “Yo, can I bum a cigarette” had a face…..

It would belong to Kevin Baker.

If you see either of these people report them to the authorities.

 

 

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28 Comment(s)
  • Roger rabbit
    August 4, 2020 at 6:08 pm

    Beautiful breasts for a junkie

  • kingbatty
    July 30, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    lol CALL TURTLEBOY IF YOU SEE THEM

    fuck outta here.

  • Pistachio Disguisee
    July 30, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    Wouldn’t mind giving Lynne a good old fashioned motor-boatin’….

  • WWG1WGA
    July 29, 2020 at 8:49 pm

    They should have just sold the baby to Tom Hanks. He could enter her in the little miss sexy baby pageant. Before harvesting her adreno and giving his wife dead baby skin, red shoes.

  • Biz Markie
    July 29, 2020 at 8:14 pm

    You….got a dise-e-ease

  • The wood
    July 29, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    Well, she could earn 20-40 bucks off me the old fashioned way. Excellent tits on this junkie bitch. Just give me 5 minutes with her before dropping her off at the fall river pd. Btw, does hydroxychloroquine clear up gonosyphilaids?

  • Ben Gardner
    July 29, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    What do you have against fishing? I almost caught this really big shark once, woulda got me about 3 grand!

  • Guinea Geisha
    July 29, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    These two are fucking idiots. Both literally and figuratively.

  • Dr. Falsey
    July 29, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    According to my medical expertise these people have some kind of gene that does this.

  • Captain Trips
    July 29, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    Looks like they caught these junkies. Make em go cold turkey in lockup.

  • One Can Dream
    July 29, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    Wouldn’t it be great if the cops find them, give them both a hot dose, then report that they found them like that…..

  • Snowflake Kicker
    July 29, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    Our tax dollars at work. Can’t afford to feed the kid but can afford $120 a month in cable bill, butts, hair dye, heroine, booze and whatever else they can’t steal from Walmart. Pretty soon we will see those two on Maury!!

    • Her Haddiction smells like fish
      July 31, 2020 at 5:30 pm

      More like $120 a day on heroin how cheap do you think that shit is

  • Bruno's Salon
    July 29, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    Ladies, when you are over 18 and still have magenta tint….Eeeew.

    That color really doesn’t hide cum in your hair or the track marks in your arm

  • bigdaddy
    July 29, 2020 at 2:05 pm

    If I see them I will call authorities after I kick each of them the crotch as had as I can first

  • Red Head, Fire Crotch?
    July 29, 2020 at 2:05 pm

    Nice faux red hair. Does the carpet match the drapes?

  • Ayanna Pressley
    July 29, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    Can I get a crazy color wig for my fat, bald, college drop-out ass?

  • Liawatha
    July 29, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    They didn’t kill it! It lived. They are just a couple of scared kids. Just let them be!

  • Said No One Ever
    July 29, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    I’ve never met a junkie with fake hair coloring, piercings, and tattoos.

  • Alex Reimer
    July 29, 2020 at 1:15 pm

    Kevin looks so pretty with those diamond earrings and rope chain over that cobalt tee. And that chin strap, OOOOOHHHHH!

  • Did You Know?
    July 29, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    There is a cure for Covid-19. You don’t need a vaccine. Its called Hydroxychloroquine. I didnt believe it either until I learned that the doctors promoting this drug had their videos pulled of social platforms. Kinda like every person with a conservative view. Their videos pulled. Are we already being run by the CCP?

    • No I didn't. But did you know?
      July 29, 2020 at 1:15 pm

      That you can start your own blog and call it I-suck-out-loud.com

  • North of the Border
    July 29, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    Sockful of quarters, fentalopes. Vigorously apply former to latter until stupidity stops.

    Jesus, that poor kid doesn’t stand a chance.

    • Question:
      July 29, 2020 at 1:03 pm

      Won’t they just use the quarters to feed their habit?

  • Robert Ben Rhoades
    July 29, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    She can’t have the last name Baker because she’s only baking yeast infections in that tamon tunnel that’s be filled by South Coast Boston creme filling literally hundreds of thousands of times for a nominal fee.
    I will come out of retirement for this.

  • Talk about adding insult to major injury
    July 29, 2020 at 12:54 pm

    They nearly let the child OD and then they skip out on the child altogether? WTF!

  • Genital Warts in FR
    July 29, 2020 at 12:50 pm

    Don’t worry the ACLU will fight for her to keep the baby so she can get paid every month. Maybe she can pop out a couple more if she loses this one. Liberals love junkies, they always need someone to save.

  • Truth
    July 29, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    The forced COVID vaccinations should start with whoever has the longest rap sheet and work down the list. If the criminals survive then it’s safe for the law abiding citizens.

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