Attention turtle riders – Fall River PD is on the lookout for two junknados who nearly killed their crotch fruit.
Fall River Reporter: The Fall River Police Department is seeking the public’s help in locating Kevin Baker, 39, and Lynne Servant, 35, both of Fall River. According to FRPD, warrants have been issued charging Baker and Servant with one charge of Permit injury to a child. The charge stems from an incident in which an 11-month-old child overdosed on fentanyl. The child is currently listed in stable condition. Anyone with information as to the location of Baker and Servant should contact Detective Luis Vertentes of the Fall River Police Major Crimes Division at 508-676-8511 x260.
If you’ve seen either them call that number and then immediately report in to Turtleboy. Hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson, or email turtleboysports@gmail.com if you do.
She goes by Lynne Arruda on the Facebook machine
She frequently posts about the baby she allegedly loves so much, who she allowed to overdose on fentanyl.
She also advocates for a lot of social causes such as opening up islands for junkies in Boston Harbor.
She calls her chinstrapped, flat brimmed sperm donor her ride or die.
And in case it wasn’t abundantly obvious that this guy was a full fledged ratchet, here he is posing with a picture of a fish.
Which is quickly becoming the new flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat.
He claims to be “ambitious and hard working.”
But if “Yo, can I bum a cigarette” had a face…..
It would belong to Kevin Baker.
If you see either of these people report them to the authorities.
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28 Comment(s)
Beautiful breasts for a junkie
lol CALL TURTLEBOY IF YOU SEE THEM
fuck outta here.
Wouldn’t mind giving Lynne a good old fashioned motor-boatin’….
They should have just sold the baby to Tom Hanks. He could enter her in the little miss sexy baby pageant. Before harvesting her adreno and giving his wife dead baby skin, red shoes.
You….got a dise-e-ease
Well, she could earn 20-40 bucks off me the old fashioned way. Excellent tits on this junkie bitch. Just give me 5 minutes with her before dropping her off at the fall river pd. Btw, does hydroxychloroquine clear up gonosyphilaids?
What do you have against fishing? I almost caught this really big shark once, woulda got me about 3 grand!
These two are fucking idiots. Both literally and figuratively.
According to my medical expertise these people have some kind of gene that does this.
Looks like they caught these junkies. Make em go cold turkey in lockup.
Wouldn’t it be great if the cops find them, give them both a hot dose, then report that they found them like that…..
Our tax dollars at work. Can’t afford to feed the kid but can afford $120 a month in cable bill, butts, hair dye, heroine, booze and whatever else they can’t steal from Walmart. Pretty soon we will see those two on Maury!!
More like $120 a day on heroin how cheap do you think that shit is
Ladies, when you are over 18 and still have magenta tint….Eeeew.
That color really doesn’t hide cum in your hair or the track marks in your arm
If I see them I will call authorities after I kick each of them the crotch as had as I can first
Nice faux red hair. Does the carpet match the drapes?
Can I get a crazy color wig for my fat, bald, college drop-out ass?
They didn’t kill it! It lived. They are just a couple of scared kids. Just let them be!
I’ve never met a junkie with fake hair coloring, piercings, and tattoos.
Kevin looks so pretty with those diamond earrings and rope chain over that cobalt tee. And that chin strap, OOOOOHHHHH!
There is a cure for Covid-19. You don’t need a vaccine. Its called Hydroxychloroquine. I didnt believe it either until I learned that the doctors promoting this drug had their videos pulled of social platforms. Kinda like every person with a conservative view. Their videos pulled. Are we already being run by the CCP?
That you can start your own blog and call it I-suck-out-loud.com
Sockful of quarters, fentalopes. Vigorously apply former to latter until stupidity stops.
Jesus, that poor kid doesn’t stand a chance.
Won’t they just use the quarters to feed their habit?
She can’t have the last name Baker because she’s only baking yeast infections in that tamon tunnel that’s be filled by South Coast Boston creme filling literally hundreds of thousands of times for a nominal fee.
I will come out of retirement for this.
They nearly let the child OD and then they skip out on the child altogether? WTF!
Don’t worry the ACLU will fight for her to keep the baby so she can get paid every month. Maybe she can pop out a couple more if she loses this one. Liberals love junkies, they always need someone to save.
The forced COVID vaccinations should start with whoever has the longest rap sheet and work down the list. If the criminals survive then it’s safe for the law abiding citizens.