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Fall River Fentanyl Fap Donkey Robs Injured Elderly Woman In Distress Then Pretends To Help Her When First Responders Arrive, Uses Deceptive Booty Pics To Attract Horny Johns

 

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This is Irene Pavao from Fall River.

As you can see, she’s a slopqueef with no future and no morals, but it’s not her fault because she has the “disease” that’s been going around Fall River for a couple decades now.

She’s may or may not be some sort of hooker, and from the looks of her Facebook page she uses blatant false advertising by posting pictures of other women with grade A posteriors who unlike her do not smell like Newport Lights and failure.

Women with asses like that do not live in Fall River. This is what women look like in Fall River.

Nevertheless she has some thirsty dude suitors.

Poor Peter.

Anyway, Irene was in the news this weekend after she found an elderly woman in distress on the sidewalk, and instead of trying to help her she robbed the poor lady instead.

Fall River Police have arrested a woman in an alleged robbery of an elderly woman in Fall River. At approximately noon time on July 9th, a photographer, Trevor Santana, was taking photographs from his apartment on Canal Street when he noticed a woman in her 80s lying on the ground in distress after injuring herself after a fall. Trevor quickly grabbed his first aid kit and went down to assist the woman before help arrived. According to family, the woman was robbed by the suspect pictured as she laid injured on the ground. The victim was transported to the hospital. According to family, she sprained her wrist and her face is banged up pretty bad. Irene Pavao, 42, of Fall River, has been identified and taken into custody.

She tried hiding the woman’s wallet in the Fall River purse (AKA the grocery cart she stole from the Dollar Tree) that she brings with her everywhere.

I’ve tried telling you people that you can’t trust the Portuguese and every time I do I get called racist. But…..you can’t trust the Portuguese. Just sayin.

To make matters worse this degenerate fentanyl fap donkey pretended to be helping the lady when first responders arrived.

Reminds me of those Quincy junkies from a few years ago who assaulted and robbed an elderly woman, then came back to the scene of the crime and offered to help.

Must be that pesky disease again.

Anyway, props to Trevor Santana for documenting this skag’s crime spree so she could be held accountable. Looks like she’ll have to go back to pretending to be a non-disease riddled hoochy momma in order to find Johns to take care of her next fix instead of robbing elderly women in distress.

 

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31 Comment(s)
  • Fred Rutherford
    July 16, 2020 at 5:33 am

    Is that Vickie Lawrence? I didn’t know they were still filming Momma’s Family.

  • GOD
    July 14, 2020 at 5:40 am

    Yeah well, I always give the petite guys a few extra inches below the waist son.

  • Manlet
    July 13, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    Aiden, are you sure you’re not part Portuguese? You’re height suggests so.

    • GOD
      July 14, 2020 at 5:47 am

      You’ll find your answer in said comment above.

  • Massholio
    July 13, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    Last time I was in Fall River it looked like a place out of the fifties with old timely stores only there were tons of gangbangers.

  • Weekend Body Count
    July 13, 2020 at 7:25 pm

    This weekend ending Sunday July 12th

    Chicago:
    Chicago police said 64 people were shot, 11 fatally, between 6:00 p.m. Friday and 11:59 p.m. Sunday. That follows a deadly weekend over the 4th of July when 87 people were shot. The weekend before that, there were 63 shooting victims.

    New York:
    The Big Apple’s gun-violence epidemic continued unabated last week, with police reporting 49 shootings and 60 victims over the seven-day period ending Sunday– nearly four times the number over the same one-week period last year, NYPD data shows.
    There were just 13 shootings over the same week last year.
    Philly:
    79 shootings 2 deaths last week according to their COMPSTAT style reports in the past week Up from 69 shootings 12 deaths last week.

    Atlanta: several died, city locking down on public shooting incidents; multiple shootings, difficult to determine how many.

    Boston: 2 shot in Mattapan and Roxbury

    • Whitey
      July 13, 2020 at 7:55 pm

      Black guns matter!

  • Springfeel
    July 13, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    Fall River Gutter Muppet. Definitely

  • North of the Border
    July 13, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    At what point is this skag going to realize the error of her ways and kiss a trail?

    Asking for a friend.

  • Cunt
    July 13, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    Guaranteed she never spends one fucking day in jail for this. We are circling the drain as a society.

  • Guinea Geisha
    July 13, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    Believe it or not, worse human beings exist. Like whoever keeps Narcaning this bitch. Stop. Just stop.

  • Irene Pavao
    July 13, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    I will suck your ballsack dry for twenty dollah

  • A Sale of Two Tiddays
    July 13, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    The difference between those online hooker adverts and the mug shot & stills from the robbery in progress are a true tale of the difference between night and day. The former is a full on five star meal at the best restaurant in the North End; the latter is a lukewarm Denny’s grand slam with her talking non-stop in a horrible accent.

  • Greenhorn
    July 13, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    New Beige, more better then Fall Rive.

  • Kayla Not Layla Noel Brown
    July 13, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    fyi everyone, the Quincy Junk Bags who robbed the elderly woman are out………….

  • Norm
    July 13, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    Think of all those gorgeous women with Playboy quality bodies showing off their perfect asses while posing for photos by the mountain vistas, palm trees, and sprawling cornfields commonly found in shit hole Fall Riva.

    Wow, that Peter guy sure is lucky…..real genius that one.

    • Captain Trips
      July 13, 2020 at 4:59 pm

      Thinking with his dick. After she chews him up and spits him out, she will lose the last of her looks through drugs and general ratchetry, and later he, in his ruined state, will see pics of the toothless POS formerly known as his girlfriend and say “That certainly was not worth it!”

      • juror seven esq.
        July 13, 2020 at 8:22 pm

        Captain Trips, that guy thinks he met a dream boat. Reminds me of poor Metro down in Rhode Island and his situation with Failure Swift. Irene here is big into drugs while Failure Swift is God knows what, but they’re both crazy as hell.

  • Travis Bickle
    July 13, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    A few years ago a guy I know asked me if I wanted some Narcan to put in my car. I said, “What on Earth for?” He said, “You work in the city. What would you do if you saw a junkie having an overdose?” I said, “Absolutely nothing. The only good junkie is a dead junkie!”

  • Turtz McGurtz
    July 13, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    Look at the size of the hoofs on that animal!

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 13, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    I like how she put something over her face like a wounded animal

  • Hugh Mungous
    July 13, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    She’ll swallow Yer Chorizo for a sawbuck…

  • Osiris
    July 13, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    You could land a plane on that five head of hers.

  • Karyn P.
    July 13, 2020 at 1:15 pm

    Only Black Lives Matter. I know it’s true, because I read it on the internet.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    July 13, 2020 at 1:15 pm

    You are back on your best game when you report on these douches. In any case, if that was my mom, or Gramma, I’d wait about a year, just to let everyone forget it, then I’d jump her some night and beat the Portuguese right out of her smelly body. The key is patience when hunting the wild douchebag.

    • Reality Check
      July 13, 2020 at 1:33 pm

      Would ya?

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 13, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    Peter has definitely paid for some chicks toe nail clippings in the past

  • D.B. Cooper
    July 13, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    Robbing a hurt elderly person?
    This cunt needs to be beaten with a chain. What.A. Skank

  • Captain Trips
    July 13, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    The old saying goes, ‘All she’s got is a pretty face’. And that is fading as well. When that’s gone, with her current way of living, she’ll have nothing at all.

  • Fenway Frank
    July 13, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    What a douche bag

  • Independent Thinker
    July 13, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    You can’t get any lower than stealing from an injured elderly person lying on the ground after a fall. The lowest of the lowest.

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