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Fall River Ghettoroid Criminal Gets Bagged Selling Food Stamps Online For “His Boy” – Tries To Sell Them To SSTG – Who Gets Him To Admit They Are Actually His

New rule: If you’re going to publicly sell your food stamps on Threw Up In Fall River – You should probably just assume anyone who is messaging to buy them from you works for Turtleboy.

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I’d like to personally thank Fox 25 for stealing our reporting on the Food Stamp scamming. While we here doing actual work, and finding the actual dirtballs, on actual Facebook, actually robbing our residents of their tax money, they were using recycled screenshots. Assholes.

See, we beat them to the punch because we follow the local pages and we see this shit happening daily.

But, just as the mainstream media was trying to steal our thundersnow, this little gem popped up in Fall River.
David Viveiros is clearly a man of genius. A glittering beacon of free enterprise. He wants to help “his boy” out by selling his food stamps. All so “his boy” can get diapers for “his kid.” He don’t want his boy to do somethang dumb to put pampers on his kid’s ass.

Next he tells you his boy just got out from fifteen years in the clink and somehow manages to have a newborn. That’s some scientific shit. It’s also proof that our buddy David doesn’t have a single brain cell to piece together a good lie.

Nicole is trying to tell David, who is threatening anyone who calls him out, that the Turtle is watching and that he should take the post down. What Nicole should have done was take screenshots and send it in to us. Why would she want to protect this scumbag? 

Of COURSE he went to Durfee! That place is famous for raising the brightest and best! 

David has plenyt of cash for important things like weed, Chinese food, and scratchies! He wasn’t paying for dem wedding pictures though. Those still have the proof label on them. 

I know you’re thinking “But Turtlegirl, he said he was doing it for his boy! Those ain’t his stamps he be tryin’ to sell!”

Well, this is where is gets better. Now, being the conniving douche bag most of our haters think I am, I wasn’t satisfied just the quickly deleted thread. So, I messaged the slugrake under one of my plethora of burner accounts. I wanted all our beloved, hardworking, Turtleriders to know who to report for stealing our tax dollars. 
His card. There is no Kyle. $200 is the max allowed by the state for a single person. These are David’s stamps. He also explains how the whole thing works. You meet up with him, give him the cash ahead of time, go shopping, he swipes the card, and you’re on your way. Seems like a lot of work. I should trust him because he’s taking his kid with him to sell our tax dollars for drug money. It’s a good business.

Actually, it’s welfare fraud, you hood rat hemorrhoid. You’ll be going back to jail once this blog gets published. 

He gets his benefits on the seventh of every month. He does this all the time. Wants to meet me at Stop and Shop so he can grab a few things too. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me! People who need them can’t get them and the ones that don’t need them are hocking them to me.

This asshole has eight kids. Eight. So, not only are we paying for him to do drugs, he also refuses to take advantage of those free condoms we provide. Guess it just feels better to go bare back than fuck responsibly. Who knew?

It shocked me how easy this was. Of course, once I saw that it was actually David, and not his pal Kyle, selling the snap bennies, I went digging. 

Seems David has a heathy record for domestic violence and witness intimidation. The lovely lady shown in all his pictures has him blocked on Facebook. Guess that went south. Wonder why? 

I have to admit I have a bit of a vendetta against people abusing the system. I was at the New Bedford Market Basket this past week and was shoved out of the way by a woman loading her carriage up with steak tips. Maybe she was just shopping? Nah, she had her EBT card in hand and was wearing her finest pajamas while pushing her carriage around filled with the finest things in life. I was bullshit when I got home.
This one is for you, lady.

Now that I’m thinking of it…that’s probably going to be my first bone ride. NB’s Market Basket on the first of the month was a cornucopia of ghetto welfare extravagance.  I don’t smoke weed but I’m thinking a couple shots of bourbon in the parking lot and I’ll be good to go.

I left his cell in so they can prove its him.

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31 Comment(s)
  • Joseph Schmo
    February 10, 2017 at 12:02 pm

    Gubment Cheese, wow, he studied crimnal psychology? Great spelling, by the way, very hard to decipher, gave up halfway through… Shitbags!

  • ZephyrCat
    February 10, 2017 at 9:07 am

    Well, I just called the fraud line. She sounded like she was barely interested. I mean, Christ, I’m handing this to you on a silver platter. Fucks sake, do some goddamn work, people do this shit on facebook all day, every day. Bitch sittin’ there thinking, mmmmm hmmmmm, got myself a guvmint job now, i ain’t gots to do shit now, mmmm, hmmmm.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 10, 2017 at 8:58 am

    Sweet! I swear, fuck these walking pieces of shit. What’s with dumb white bitches, can’t wait for the scummiest douchebags to knock them up so their baby can have a tan. 8 Kids!?!? Lord Almighty, slice his nuts off. Bob Barker should do a new commercial about spaying & neutering your local hoodrats. This is what all my fucking tax money goes to. Well, not all but any is too much.

  • Rudyard Kipling
    February 9, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    It was not part of their blood,
    It came to them very late,
    With long arrears to make good,
    When the Saxon began to hate.

    They were not easily moved,
    They were icy — willing to wait
    Till every count should be proved,
    Ere the Saxon began to hate.

    Their voices were even and low.
    Their eyes were level and straight.
    There was neither sign nor show
    When the Saxon began to hate.

    It was not preached to the crowd.
    It was not taught by the state.
    No man spoke it aloud
    When the Saxon began to hate.

    It was not suddently bred.
    It will not swiftly abate.
    Through the chilled years ahead,
    When Time shall count from the date
    That the Saxon began to hate

  • BobnMic
    February 9, 2017 at 9:43 pm

    Nice job South STG. Well done. Stuff like this and those idiotic GoFundMe frauds need to be outed. Too many naive people fall for these scams.

    • BobnMic
      February 10, 2017 at 7:37 am

      So when are you going to have me on live? Just let me know soon so I can arrange my Burglestein investigation around the appearance. I’ve been working around the clock on this and I’m closing in on him.

      So hurry up and have me on already…wink wink nudge nudge

  • Dick Dover
    February 9, 2017 at 9:17 pm

    Tough guy wants to blast people in the face? All While he’s pawning his welfare stamps on FB? I hope somebody catches this nigger slipping and sends him to the medical examiners office. This jailhouse fuckboy needs to be made good. I hope his mudshark wife and mulatto children starve.

  • Out of control
    February 9, 2017 at 7:52 pm

    This is just the tip of the iceberg, when it comes to welfare fraud.

    • LLC
      February 11, 2017 at 10:37 am

      Yep & everyone of them should be shamed & exposed.

  • Delbert
    February 9, 2017 at 7:14 pm

    I wonder how many “misplaced” cards the state replaces every month

  • whatevuh
    February 9, 2017 at 5:48 pm

    Fall River, the armpit of Massachusetts. Of course now he’ll start threatening you. Wondering how many of those kids live with him since he just got out of prison. My guess is none of them. The prison system teaches them how to scam the system on the way out the gate . . . .

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 9, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    There’s still snow on my street, write a blog about it. FuckiNNNN WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    • Turd Burglestein
      February 9, 2017 at 6:47 pm

      Haha man…all my “snow” here is in my living room in kilo bricks. I just hope BobnMic isn’t reading this and busts my empire or anything like that.

      • BobnMic
        February 9, 2017 at 9:52 pm

        Tredge – What you need is a busted face you scumsucking Ghettoroid troll drug dealing fucknut Scarface wannabe.

        South STG – when you print out your latest version of South Shore’s Urban Dictionary – put me down for a copy…

        • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
          February 10, 2017 at 5:43 am

          What I need is an 18 wheeler to deliver me a shipment of Preparation H for my butthurt, because I’m a weenie sniffing alley fag who likes to gargle with cum while making yodeling sounds. It’s my mating call.

        • Turd Burglestein
          February 10, 2017 at 7:32 am

          Come get me anytime lil bobster. I’ll be the one standing next to Mr Hanky with the gold AK 47 in the sandfort made from stacks of money. Did you know I even have Scarface’s car? I’m gonna make a little movie for you this weekend bobbie. Post it up on youtube and link it here…just like how Fiesty did. Hope you like it.

          • Talisman
            February 10, 2017 at 9:05 am

            I’m Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin’ with the best!

          • BobnMic
            February 10, 2017 at 2:58 pm

            Hey knock yourself out there Tredge. Frosty made a total fool out of herself doing just that. A drugged/booze induced insane rampage over nothing out in a public place. And where was her kid at that time? In the back seat? My God. I’m just glad I saved it for when I need it. So let’s just see how bad you fuck this project up for yourself asswipe. Just remember I will save it as well.

  • Murica
    February 9, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    I’m glad you posted his cell number.

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 9, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    Damn girl…you fucked his world up right! Do it again. You’re on to something here. I think you can not only get a regular column doing this, but you’re really helping to make a difference. You need your own category for this on the menu bar too.

    • February 9, 2017 at 5:14 pm

      Haha for which one? Welfare fraud?

      • Turd Burglestein
        February 9, 2017 at 5:20 pm

        There is no shortage of welfare fraud to root out, contrary to what most politicians will tell you.

        You literally have a goldmine of welfare cheats with wide open facebook pages out there to choose from.

        • Talisman
          February 10, 2017 at 7:23 am

          I tried contacting someone on a couple of people I knew were gaming the system a long time ago, and they acted like it wasn’t worth their time. Fraud is rampant and they could find it easily if they’d get off their ass and look.

          • WHAT?
            February 10, 2017 at 7:53 am

            Anyone that has any amount of street smarts knows that there is massive fraud in the welfare department.
            If you bring it to the attention of the welfare department you are told to mind your own business, or are given: ” ya, ya, we’ll look into it”.
            People are becoming wealthy from welfare fraud. On BOTH sides of the equation.
            Progressives, you need to go along and keep your mouths shut.

            Maura Healey will investigate this massive fraud, just as soon as she finishes her attack on the Second Amendment.

          • WHAT?
            February 10, 2017 at 8:15 am

            Since welfare fraud should be a violation of state statute, any sworn Officer in the State should be able to investigate welfare fraud.
            What we need to do is enact forfeiture legislation, like what is done with drugs, that mandates the Welfare Department to pay to the District Attorneys and local Police Departments, the amount of savings resulting from the elimination of this fraud.

            Of course, the low life human excrement in the State Legislature would never do this. It would eliminate their voting base.

          • February 10, 2017 at 9:19 am

            I love this idea.

          • Talisman
            February 10, 2017 at 11:13 am

            Problem with that idea is it makes sense, holds people accountable, and we can’t have that shit.

          • WHAT?
            February 10, 2017 at 11:56 am

            There is a major disincentive for anyone in the welfare department to investigate, or help anyone else to investigate, welfare fraud. If you eliminated welfare fraud you would eliminate a substantial amount of the welfare department budget. And, anyone on the street will tell you that need to see “certain people” when you apply.

            This is also why there is a disparity between the number of registered voters and the number of people on welfare. The people that have five or six welfare identities are not going to register to vote five or six times and jeopardize their welfare benefits.

            Every once in a while there is an “investigation” and welfare “reform”. And then the same crap continues. The hard working taxpayer continues to get screwed.

          • Talisman
            February 10, 2017 at 12:46 pm

            Getting away from the legal aspect, there’s also the moral angle to consider. It used to be the stigma attached to being on welfare, much like being caught stealing, was enough to dissuade people from doing it. But now, there is no integrity and the entitlement crowd wants their stuff for free, it matters not it is institutional larceny from the paychecks of working taxpayers. It’s always somebody else’s fault they are in their predicament or, at the very least, someone else should pay for their mistakes and laziness.
            They are nothing more than parasites.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      February 9, 2017 at 6:28 pm

      Nothing will happen to him. The state will probably reimburse him for any stamps he sells. Maura Healey will probably have him for her next photo op!

      Nice try, though.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Mirror Mirror
        February 9, 2017 at 6:31 pm

        I like the term Ghettoroid, too. Gotta add that to my list.

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