The other day Shell Shocker wrote a blog about some hoodboogers for cheering on the stabbing of a corrections officer in Shirley Max.
Siri, show me the official mascot of fetal alcohol syndrome.
Goodness gravy. You need a layover flight just to get from one of his eyes to the other.
We’ve been informed that his real name sadly isn’t actually Ckrazy Miller. It’s Joseph Poaletta, and it’s insane that he’s not in prison, considering his 2017 felony gun charge arrest in Haverhill.
Police said a 25-year-old man who recently was arrested for the illegal possession of a loaded 9-mm semi-automatic pistol along with a magazine capable of holding 30 rounds did time in state prison for stabbing a man in Newburyport. Joseph Paoletta, a Beverly native with no fixed address, was ordered held without bail during a dangerousness hearing Wednesday in Haverhill District Court, which is temporarily located in Newburyport District Court.
Judge Patricia Dowling found there were “no conditions of release that would reasonably assure the safety of the community,” according to a police report on file in Haverhill District Court. A probable cause hearing was scheduled for Aug. 18.
Police arrested Paoletta on July 5 shortly after 10 p.m. near the Portland Street Playground at 134 Portland St. He was charged with possessing a loaded, unlicensed handgun. Police were patrolling the area where a shooting had occurred on Saturday, July 1 on nearby Cedar Street, injuring two men and sending one to a Boston hospital with serious injuries. Police said the gun was loaded with eight rounds and there was a live round in the chamber of the handgun. According to a police report on file in Haverhill District Court, Poaletta “did not possess nor did he ever possess a valid license to carry.”
Haverhill Detective Lt. Robert Pistone said detectives were in the Acre neighborhood on the night of July 5 when they came across a group of people at the Portland Street Playground, two hours after city parks had closed.
“During their interaction with Paoletta, they discovered he had a loaded handgun and a 30-round magazine,” Pistone said. “There had been a suspected gang-related shooting in that area four days prior, so this was excellent, proactive policing by the officers involved.”
According to the police report, while being questioned, Paoletta told police that he had done time “up state,” which police said was a street term for serving time in a state prison. According to the Newburyport Daily News, on Oct. 27, 2011, Paoletta pleaded guilty in Salem Superior Court to stabbing a Plum Island man in downtown Newburyport in May of that year. Judge Timothy Feeley sentenced Poaletta to four to six years in prison for assault and battery with a dangerous weapon causing significant injury. Poaletta was accused of stabbing Damian Dobson, then 20, during a gang-related altercation that took place on a busy Sunday afternoon on Prince Place, only yards away from dozens of tourists.
While serving his sentence in state prison in Shirley, Poaletta was charged on July 18, 2012, with breaking and entering a building in the nighttime for felony, larceny over $250 and destruction of property. Police said the crimes had occurred on Dec. 9, 2009. No other details were available. Poaletta pleaded guilty to the charges on Oct. 31, 2012, and received an 18-month sentence that ran concurrent with the sentence he was serving at the time for the stabbing incident.
A violent convicted felon recently released from prison for stabbing another gang member was found with a loaded, unregistered gun in a park where a gang shooting happened just a couple days prior, and here we are two years later and he’s not in jail. Ya know what would fix this? More gun laws!! Oh wait, I forgot – asswipes like this don’t really give a shit about gun laws.
His Facebook page is down now, but he had posts in 2017 and 2018, which means he must’ve done pretty much no time in prison. This is a chud who a Judge wouldn’t even grant bail to because he was so generous. He already had multiple felony convictions, was clearly active in gangs, and was walking around with loaded guns in parks where shootings happened. But of course it’s Massachusetts so you’re free to do whatever the fuck you want, so long as you’re not writing for a “controversial” blog that calls people cheesehogs.
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