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Fetal Alcohol Freddy Who Cheered On Stabbing Of CO At Shirley Prison Was Arrested In 2017 On Felony Gun Charges And Is Still Free Despite Also Stabbing A Guy In 2011  

 

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The other day Shell Shocker wrote a blog about some hoodboogers for cheering on the stabbing of a corrections officer in Shirley Max.

Siri, show me the official mascot of fetal alcohol syndrome.

Goodness gravy. You need a layover flight just to get from one of his eyes to the other.

We’ve been informed that his real name sadly isn’t actually Ckrazy Miller. It’s Joseph Poaletta, and it’s insane that he’s not in prison, considering his 2017 felony gun charge arrest in Haverhill.

Police said a 25-year-old man who recently was arrested for the illegal possession of a loaded 9-mm semi-automatic pistol along with a magazine capable of holding 30 rounds did time in state prison for stabbing a man in Newburyport. Joseph Paoletta, a Beverly native with no fixed address, was ordered held without bail during a dangerousness hearing Wednesday in Haverhill District Court, which is temporarily located in Newburyport District Court.

Judge Patricia Dowling found there were “no conditions of release that would reasonably assure the safety of the community,” according to a police report on file in Haverhill District Court. A probable cause hearing was scheduled for Aug. 18.

Police arrested Paoletta on July 5 shortly after 10 p.m. near the Portland Street Playground at 134 Portland St. He was charged with possessing a loaded, unlicensed handgun. Police were patrolling the area where a shooting had occurred on Saturday, July 1 on nearby Cedar Street, injuring two men and sending one to a Boston hospital with serious injuries. Police said the gun was loaded with eight rounds and there was a live round in the chamber of the handgun. According to a police report on file in Haverhill District Court, Poaletta “did not possess nor did he ever possess a valid license to carry.”

Haverhill Detective Lt. Robert Pistone said detectives were in the Acre neighborhood on the night of July 5 when they came across a group of people at the Portland Street Playground, two hours after city parks had closed.

“During their interaction with Paoletta, they discovered he had a loaded handgun and a 30-round magazine,” Pistone said. “There had been a suspected gang-related shooting in that area four days prior, so this was excellent, proactive policing by the officers involved.”

According to the police report, while being questioned, Paoletta told police that he had done time “up state,” which police said was a street term for serving time in a state prison. According to the Newburyport Daily News, on Oct. 27, 2011, Paoletta pleaded guilty in Salem Superior Court to stabbing a Plum Island man in downtown Newburyport in May of that year. Judge Timothy Feeley sentenced Poaletta to four to six years in prison for assault and battery with a dangerous weapon causing significant injury. Poaletta was accused of stabbing Damian Dobson, then 20, during a gang-related altercation that took place on a busy Sunday afternoon on Prince Place, only yards away from dozens of tourists.

While serving his sentence in state prison in Shirley, Poaletta was charged on July 18, 2012, with breaking and entering a building in the nighttime for felony, larceny over $250 and destruction of property. Police said the crimes had occurred on Dec. 9, 2009. No other details were available. Poaletta pleaded guilty to the charges on Oct. 31, 2012, and received an 18-month sentence that ran concurrent with the sentence he was serving at the time for the stabbing incident.

A violent convicted felon recently released from prison for stabbing another gang member was found with a loaded, unregistered gun in a park where a gang shooting happened just a couple days prior, and here we are two years later and he’s not in jail. Ya know what would fix this? More gun laws!! Oh wait, I forgot – asswipes like this don’t really give a shit about gun laws.

His Facebook page is down now, but he had posts in 2017 and 2018, which means he must’ve done pretty much no time in prison. This is a chud who a Judge wouldn’t even grant bail to because he was so generous. He already had multiple felony convictions, was clearly active in gangs, and was walking around with loaded guns in parks where shootings happened. But of course it’s Massachusetts so you’re free to do whatever the fuck you want, so long as you’re not writing for a “controversial” blog that calls people cheesehogs.

 

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32 Comment(s)
  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 1, 2019 at 10:00 am

    “Mongol just pawn in game of life.”

  • Dr Girlfriend
    August 31, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    One word comes to mind. Mongoloid. No offense intended but those eyes. Those telling eyes. Best guess is rehabilitation is a moot point.

  • Dude is definitely a lady in the klink
    August 31, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    Hey, hey, ho, ho, this effeminate pussy is a…

  • Dirty clam
    August 31, 2019 at 9:48 am

    Pretty positive this fucktard blows dudes when he’s in prison for ramen noodles and stamps. And has taken a few protein injections in the ass.

    • Saggin
      August 31, 2019 at 9:58 am

      He’s gay for his stay, come on you know you gotta show the brother love

  • A Screw
    August 31, 2019 at 12:42 am

    He’ll be back in soon enough. He can’t help but to fuck up and get jammed up.
    The notoriety produced by this blog will make him a political hot potato for any judge.
    The other potential side effect is that he now has gained some level of fame/infamy, making him a bigger target for LE and ‘bangers alike.
    I’m pretty sure the CO’s that he keeps trashing want to see him again. All they need to do is enforce the rules to the letter with this mongreloid (yeah, I meant to spell it that way) fucktard macrame’ head.
    Maybe he’ll catch a serious amount of time, get depressed and give up his share of the oxygen we breathe or maybe get shanked. Other cons have no use for a shit talker and they have a few ways to silence a nuisance like this cockroach.

    • willie Hutch
      August 31, 2019 at 12:48 am

      everyone knows all corrections officers are deranged sadistic homosexuals. also we learned most if not all judges are homosexual pedofiles. the truth shall set you free. All these young female prosecutors are lesbian whores also. anyone involved in the criminal justice system is a pervert

  • AbortionSurvivor
    August 30, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    I bet he was pulled out of his mama’s womb with forceps.

  • Deez Nuts
    August 30, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Me thinks he and “Rizzy” The Jizz Guzzler ought to make an album….

    “Eye’s Wide ______”

    ;-P

  • Shorty Bussman
    August 30, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    He looks like Sid from Ice Age. There’s an extra chromosome in the family somewhere. “Daddy” should have pulled out.

    • SRM
      August 31, 2019 at 7:56 am

      Excellent observation.
      I knew he looked familiar.
      The sloth in Ice Age is a lot smarter than him.

  • Judge dread
    August 30, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    Mirror mirror on the wall who’s the most fetal of them all?

    I kinda feel sorry for fetal types cuz they were born with no chance. 65 iq, it’s like being born in a Muzzie family where the Islamist marries his first cousin. 0 chance.

    I mean he is probably so brain dead he says stuff like

    “Bread goes into toaster”
    “Toast comes out”
    “Where did bread go?”

    Then commits another felony. It’s time you get shipped off to the spice mines for an indefinite period of time.

  • The angry taint
    August 30, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    The layover for the eyes comment just made me spit my drink on the bar I’m at…gold jerry!. ..gold!

  • Martys Minions
    August 30, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    This is why we need gun control oh wait skip that we need more abortion mills in the hood.

  • Touchy Feeley Reasoning
    August 30, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    Find out who his judge was. Maybe the infamous Judge Timothy Feeley of Salem. If it was Judge Feeley, he might have reasoned Poaletta’s gun was only for self-defense — lotsa dangerous gang members out there. Or better, Feeley might have concluded the loaded gun was just something Poaletta was using to support his real or imaginary family, like Feeley said about the major heroin dealer he released on low bail some months ago (“not using, just selling to support his family”).

  • Nice man.
    August 30, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    He seems nice. I’m sure he has a lot to offer society.

  • Mutant Head
    August 30, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    Was he born in Chernobyl?

    • The angry taint
      August 30, 2019 at 3:58 pm

      Ahahahaha…..golf clapping

      • Batman
        August 30, 2019 at 4:18 pm

        What’s funnier, the comment or the name? Both A+ Or the felons face?

  • Chip Striker
    August 30, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    When this animal does hurt someone, and he will, let’s hope a family member channels his inner Gerard Butler and pays the hack judge who let him free a visit.

    It’s coming, and it’s overdue, two officers killed recently would still be alive today if these hack judges did their jobs.

  • Speaking on Behalf of Law Abiding Haverhill Citizens
    August 30, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    I really hate the Acre. And Mt. Washington.

  • Bulls Hat Association of SlugPumps
    August 30, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    Bulls Hat, Check

  • Turdchomper
    August 30, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    Joseph wears his love handles in braids. I bet he was a favorite “up-state”

  • z
    August 30, 2019 at 11:18 am

    This is why we need tougher gun laws that won’t be enforced.
    Think of the chillin’.
    Tall Deval get a photo op. Signature pens get passed around.
    Statehouse leaders look on admiringly.
    “Something was done!!!!”

    • Mirror Mirror
      August 30, 2019 at 12:59 pm

      Precisely. Passing gun laws has nothing to do with guns – it’s about controlling the peasants. Criminals don’t obey laws so the only people impacted by these laws are those that are the least likely of ANY persons to be violent. Just more fascist stripping of rights from those that would defend the Constitution, with the added bonus of gaining more support (& votes) from the lemmings that want to feel good about themselves for doing “something” – even if that something makes them subjects of tyranny.

      • Nra4eva - Simpson’s check out code
        September 1, 2019 at 2:17 am

        I agree with everything you said.

        I have a lot of liberal friends and they’re like take the guns. I’m like are you retarded? Criminals don’t give a shit about laws that’s why they’re criminals. I ask them then why do mass shootings mostly happen (outside of chiraq, Baltimore, Detroit the rest of it) always happen in places that are gun free zones?

        Clt alt del NPC brain resets.

        No more guns for law abiding citizens means rampant crime.

        Gun buy backs? Stupid. 300 million guns in this country.

        I keep telling them this and they don’t get it. Liberal mindframe I guess.

  • Dick Scratcher
    August 30, 2019 at 11:00 am

    Limerick of the day

    With his eyes apart it must be hard to see
    since I’m a brit, I enjoy my tea sipped
    with all this extra skin on my dong
    I wish I had been snipped

    DS

    • ElJefe72
      August 30, 2019 at 3:41 pm

      Very poor attempt at trolling the real Dick Scratcher.

    • Fat Girl Titties
      September 4, 2019 at 6:30 pm

      Fuck you fake Dick!

  • Captain Trips
    August 30, 2019 at 10:58 am

    Tell your mom to have a few more drinks

  • Rocky road , haha
    August 30, 2019 at 10:54 am

    There is a very big space between his eyes. Looks like sloth from the goonies!

    • Goonies
      August 30, 2019 at 12:50 pm

      Haha. Exactly

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