After the Bruins Game 1 victory of the Hurricanes last week some hooligans did what they do this time every year – kicked the shit out some strangers on the MBTA.
Five men are wanted for questioning in connection with an attack that caused serious injuries to a victim at an MBTA station last week, transit police said. The five men, almost all of whom were wearing Boston Bruins gear, were seen on camera at approximately 12 a.m. Friday at North Quincy Station. The team had beaten the Carolina Hurricanes in the first game of the NHL Eastern Conference Final earlier that night. Police said the victim was “viciously beaten” and suffered facial fractures. Police said the men are wanted for questioning relative to aggravated assault and battery. Anyone with information about their identities is asked to contact the Criminal Investigations Unit at 617-222-1050. Anonymous tips can also be sent via text message to 873873.
OF COURSE Quincy. They didn’t even have to say that. Everyone who’s ever been to Quincy immediately knew those chuds were all getting off in North Quincy. Especially this guy:
Guaranteed he has no savings, blows all his money on weekly haircuts and Jordan’s, and eats pizza shop chicken cutlet grinders at least 5 times a week. The Back to the Future vest, the chinstrap, and the unearned aura of self-confidence just reek of Quincy.
The rest of them are grown men wearing backwards hats, winter hats in May, and sunglasses on at night. In other words, they’re all huge scrotum poles and this probably won’t be their first or last arrest.
If you know who any of them are you should definitely call 617-222-1050 or text 873873. But right after you do that you should definitely message us on Facebook at TBNews, which is growing way too slowly because it doesn’t contain the word Turtleboy in the name, or email firstname.lastname@example.org. It’s been a while since we outed one of these shitheads, and they’re great still shots so someone out there has to know who they are. Once you find one you find the rest. So hit us up so we can make them Turtleboy famous and help bring them to justice.
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