Smiles And Sunshine

Five Years After The Worst Day Of My Life Turtleboy Is Still Here And Degenerate Buffalo Blogger James Kriger Is A Homeless Alcoholic Running From Creditors


Five years ago today was the lowest point of my life. It was my last day as a teacher, but my first day in my new life as Turtleboy the business owner, instead of Turtleboy the blogger. I left my teaching job at Shepherd Hill Regional in the most sensational way possible, (I explain the entire history of Turtleboy in my book I Am Turtleboy which you can read by clicking here to get it on Amazon). But for today I’ll give you the reader’s digest version, which you can read on TB Daily News by clicking here. If you’ve ever wanted to know the backstory behind all the Internet rumors, today is your lucky day.


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41 Comment(s)
  • Maggie the Cat
    October 26, 2019 at 11:36 am

    You’d have to pay me a lot more than what public school teachers now get to convince me to become a teacher. The hassles teachers have to put up with aren’t worth the money.

  • Rte2tentresident
    October 22, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    You know I just can’t get enough of low life assholes tweeting at each other after watching a football game. Sign me up for more please!

  • Stunt Penis
    October 22, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    No offense, but I’d rather be a public school teacher. The 180-day work year, salary increases, benefits, and most important, defined benefit pension, etc…. But.. I can see why you would want to give all that up for a life of harassment and constant libel lawsuits being filed against you by degenerates.

  • randiguy2006
    October 22, 2019 at 10:12 am

    This is all just kind of sad.

  • randiguy2006
    October 22, 2019 at 9:58 am

    Wait. You lost your teaching job and are doing this and you think that a good thing?

    LOLz….check for CTE.

  • Touchy TB
    October 22, 2019 at 1:20 am

    You lost your real job because of a fake jewish football game,karma sucks,ask chesna oh wait.

  • Cheddah
    October 21, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    Good for you man.. You’re like the Andy Dufresne (Shawshank Redemption) of the media world in today’s society.. Great work.

  • Jeff J
    October 21, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    Doesn’t matter what any of the negative assholes say. Seems like you’re doing something you love, unlike a large majority of people who go to work every day. The losers who take shots are either jealous or just nasty people who try and knock others down to make themselves feel better. “Waaa…’re an asshole, you’re a piece of shit, you’re hateful blah blah blah. If you don’t like TB then just move along. Nobody HERE gives a fuck about your worthless opinion.

  • Sum Ting Wong
    October 21, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    “He is an openly racist, raging alcoholic who didn’t follow any sort of journalistic standards. He routinely smeared innocent people with blatant lies”

    So… You stole his business plan…

    • Ho Lee Fuk
      October 21, 2019 at 8:33 pm

      Hey STW, name one – one – person TBS smeared.

      I’m waiting….

      • Ho Lee Fuk
        October 21, 2019 at 8:36 pm

        Innocent person, I meant.

        Not the lowlifes TB typically exposes, like that asshole dog owner in New Bedford.

        But somebody who didn’t have it coming.

        Your turn

      • randiguy2006
        October 22, 2019 at 9:55 am

        I’ll play.

        He told us all the guy who found a dead guys phone in Springfield was the murderer.

        No charges ever filed.

        • Okay, OK
          October 22, 2019 at 11:11 am

          Well played, good point, I didn’t notice that story till you pointed out.

          But I got to admit, if there is flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat involved, there is going to be some shadiness somewhere, it is well established!

          I will keep an eye on that story though.

    • We too lo
      March 28, 2020 at 12:44 pm

      I’d say TB is doing pretty well

  • Turtles are slow
    October 21, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    Congrats, five years of spewing hate in your parents basement. Onward and upward!!

    BTW- Your JA story garnered more comments vs your five year aniversary special.

    • Oh I got a comment
      October 21, 2019 at 8:26 pm

      That’s because everybody despises JA, what he does, and how he does it. As a satisfied and steady Turtle Rider I have noticed the frauditor stories usually get a lot of comments, and for that reason.

  • Westcoast Turtlerider
    October 21, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    I just wanna say that I love reading your blog daily. I don’t always necessarily agree with all your views (I’m a Democrat from CA for example lol) – BUT – that aside, I have a massive amount of respect for you and what you do. Not to mention the insults I’ve read on here are fucking *epic* – ‘fupasloth’ being my favorite lol. That was a very inspirational story too – motherFUCK Buffalo, it’s not a shock that douchebag lives in that tragic town….

    …oh yeah and fuck Josh Abrams too 🙂

  • Rico
    October 21, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Is the guy in the picture under going chemo treatment or was he at Chernobyl?

  • Laughable
    October 21, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    So you used to be a reputable human with a good job and now you have a white trash, ad filled shitty blog where your “followers” are nothing more than pieces of shit who talk shit about their fellow pieces of shit along with a bunch of cop lurkers who hate their wives, drive around off duty shitfaced and only have the gift of having big mouths to talk shit about one another. Sounds like you went downhill since five years ago. Sounds like, you are no better than the filth you report on. But good job! Let the bottom feeders suck you off and tell you you’re great if it helps you sleep at night. Bravo!

    • Another Satisfied Customer
      October 21, 2019 at 3:24 pm

      So, what blog were you featured in, you salty bitch?

  • Keirney’s cell phone
    October 21, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    Anyone have Aideans cell phone by any chance?

    • Rich S.
      October 21, 2019 at 3:24 pm


    • Dan Sullivan
      October 22, 2019 at 6:27 am

      978 867 5309 also has an apartment at 120 gas light drive in Weymouth
      I have a job and a house, I am a man

  • anon
    October 21, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    This never fails. And it’s always a thing of beauty. Those who post anonymously, be it here, Twitter or Facebook show you that their #1 fear is being exposed for what they really are. If you’re a 30 year old and you’re trolling computers you really need a) some balls b) a life c) some tang d)a warm welcome to the bigs.

    • Turtles are very slow
      October 21, 2019 at 4:43 pm

      …or they could be concerned parents that are trying to talk sense into our most vulnerable population.

      Btw, your leader started out anonymous , so dont be a hypocrite.

    • Nona
      October 22, 2019 at 6:31 am

      I see you’re still angry about uncle Bob fucking you in the ass for all those years

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 21, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    2014 was around the time barstool was already starting it’s decent into an un-readable teen blog. Glad I found TB so I didn’t have to resort to barstool or any of those other faggot blogs.

    • Micromastia
      October 22, 2019 at 6:45 am

      in an effort to uphold the standards of this blog I must inform you of a small grammatical error in your otherwise boring post.

      descent you fucking imbecile, not decent
      action of moving downward, dropping, or falling.
      “the plane had gone into a steep descent”
      going down
      coming down
      downward climb

      • So Very Impressed and Grateful
        October 22, 2019 at 8:19 am

        Thank God you came along to fix that grammatical error! No one knew what they were trying to say until you clarified that one word!

        You, Sir/Ma’am, are truly doing God’s work! Thank you!

  • Wwy
    October 21, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    Don’t you have to know shit to teach,better safe then sorry you defend rapists and could be one. No wonder you kiss cops ass every chance you get.

    • WWY's Master
      October 21, 2019 at 8:36 pm

      Shalom WWY,
      Its Moishe, yes you can suck my dick for $200 again. Text me…

  • Crystal Laviolette
    October 21, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    Happened for a reason….

  • Keep up the good work TB
    October 21, 2019 at 11:30 am

    Helluva ride the last five years, but you persevered. Wow, that guy in Buffalo is trash, but I see he got raked over the coals in court for the despicable act of defaming a charity, he certainly got his.

    Gonna be interesting what the next five years are going to bring!

  • Betty Ford
    October 21, 2019 at 11:15 am

    Hey TB, how freaking outstanding is that outcome?

    My parent and grandparents use to regularly say stuff like “you want to get even? Live a happy and healthy life”, and it sounded so bullshit to me at 12-yo, but now being somewhere well north of 12, yeah, its the best fuck you you can give someone.

    Rock on.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    October 21, 2019 at 11:11 am

    Just say no to clickbait

    • Hey, Asshole
      October 21, 2019 at 11:22 am

      How about you “Just Say No” to breathing?

      Thanks in advance.

  • Govoni
    October 21, 2019 at 11:04 am

    That was a trouncing. Hey, he wanted to play with the big boys. In reality, not so much.

  • Loyal Fan
    October 21, 2019 at 10:52 am

    Worked out ok. You have a loyal following and have broken more real news than anyone else in the area. Well done

  • Philip Landry
    Jimmy crack corn and I do care
    October 21, 2019 at 10:43 am

    Not a surprise you got no union support and we’re p.c. railroaded out of town with false claims. It’s how the p.c crowd rolls.

  • Real_Finn
    October 21, 2019 at 10:37 am

    Karma bats last.


    • billsblow
      October 21, 2019 at 2:36 pm

      buffalo is fucked.

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