Food Stamp Friday: Northbridge Rapper Who Lost FB Rap Battle To Chick And Once Robbed A Guy Who Wouldn’t Give Him A Cigarette Is Buying Stamps

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It’s Friday, which can only mean one thing – time to see who’s in the market for food stamps on Facebook!! Here’s this week’s Food Stamp Friday winner:

Tyler Gammon is from Northbridge. Once again, he’s a buyer, not a seller. A lot of morons have recently commented and opined that buying food stamps isn’t a big deal – selling them is. Wrong. It takes two to tango. Any involvement in EBT fraud makes you part of the problem. You’re doing something illegal. And if you’re the person trying to buy the stamps then you’re worse than the morons who give money to panhandlers. Because at the end of the day all you are doing is fueling their drug habits. If you know someone who is willing to sell you their stamps then you should report them to the DTA. Because they clearly do NOT need these taxpayer funded entitlements, and they should be cut off from receiving them in the future.

Anyway, you’ll never guess who Tyler’s favorite sportball team is:

Chicago Bulls? Flat brim? Sticker still on it? What were the odds??? From the looks of him it appears that Lids and the local pawnbroker both accept food stamps now as well.

Tyler Gammon is a real winner too. Never gets in trouble with the police.

Ever.

And when he does, it’s not his fault:

That’s why he had to move to New Jersey where the cops would stop hassling him. And once he got there he kept his nose clean and began to redeem his broken reputation.

Just kidding. He robbed and beat the shit out of a guy who wouldn’t give him a cigarette:

Three men were arrested following the beating and robbery of a man at a motel in Parsippany on Dec. 30, according to Parsippany police. Police said they came to the Travelodge Parsippany on Route 46 after a man called at 10:58 p.m., saying he had been the victim of an assault. The victim, who had “visible injuries to his face and was bleeding,” said he had been punched and stomped on in his motel room by an acquaintance, Kyle Normandin, 22, from Uxbridge, Mass., because he did not have a cigarette to give him, according to a news release issued by police.

After the assault, Normandin left the room and came back with Tyler Gammon, 22, of Parsippany, and the two robbed the victim, police said.  Normandin stole $1,051 from the victim while punching and kicking him in the head, face and chest, according to a Parsippany police complaint filed in Superior Court in Morristown. The pair then left the motel. Later, as police awaited, Gammon returned to the motel with a passenger in his car, but Normandin was not with them, according to the news release. The passenger, Jomaxy Paulino, 19, of Brooklyn, N.Y., was charged with possession of 50 grams or less of marijuana and was released on his own recognizance, according to police.

Police charged Gammon with robbery, conspiracy to commit robbery, theft of movable property, possession of less than 50 grams of marijuana and possession of a hypodermic syringe, police said. He was held on $65,000 bail, with no 10 percent option.

And in the least shocking turn of event ever, Tyler Gammon has dreams of one day becoming a famous rapper. He apparently was upset when a female who goes by “Ay Bee” on Facebook “disrespected” him on a previous post and talks “hella shit but dont know he’s a rapper.” So he roasted her with some lyrics:

Rhyming bitch with bitch. This guy is basically Biggie Smalls. Notice who commented on it – his chudstuffing co-conspirator in New Jersey, Kyle Normandin. Another real winner. Unfortunately for Tyler this backfired when Ay Bee showed up in the comments and stuffed him in a locker with her flow:

Boom. Roasted. Although Tyler disagreed:

Nah dude, she said soap on a rope. She officially owns you now.

Looks like it’s time to go back to selling people the secrets to free coffee for life scams:

So yea, if you see people on your Facebook roster selling or buying food stamps, feel free to screenshot and send them to us. You might see them in the next episode of Food Stamp Friday.

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