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Food Stamp Friday: Northbridge Rapper Who Lost FB Rap Battle To Chick And Once Robbed A Guy Who Wouldn’t Give Him A Cigarette Is Buying Stamps

Food Stamp Friday: Northbridge Rapper Who Lost FB Rap Battle To Chick And Once Robbed A Guy Who Wouldn’t Give Him A Cigarette Is Buying Stamps

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It’s Friday, which can only mean one thing – time to see who’s in the market for food stamps on Facebook!! Here’s this week’s Food Stamp Friday winner:

Tyler Gammon is from Northbridge. Once again, he’s a buyer, not a seller. A lot of morons have recently commented and opined that buying food stamps isn’t a big deal – selling them is. Wrong. It takes two to tango. Any involvement in EBT fraud makes you part of the problem. You’re doing something illegal. And if you’re the person trying to buy the stamps then you’re worse than the morons who give money to panhandlers. Because at the end of the day all you are doing is fueling their drug habits. If you know someone who is willing to sell you their stamps then you should report them to the DTA. Because they clearly do NOT need these taxpayer funded entitlements, and they should be cut off from receiving them in the future.

Anyway, you’ll never guess who Tyler’s favorite sportball team is:

Chicago Bulls? Flat brim? Sticker still on it? What were the odds??? From the looks of him it appears that Lids and the local pawnbroker both accept food stamps now as well.

Tyler Gammon is a real winner too. Never gets in trouble with the police.


And when he does, it’s not his fault:

That’s why he had to move to New Jersey where the cops would stop hassling him. And once he got there he kept his nose clean and began to redeem his broken reputation.

Just kidding. He robbed and beat the shit out of a guy who wouldn’t give him a cigarette:

Three men were arrested following the beating and robbery of a man at a motel in Parsippany on Dec. 30, according to Parsippany police. Police said they came to the Travelodge Parsippany on Route 46 after a man called at 10:58 p.m., saying he had been the victim of an assault. The victim, who had “visible injuries to his face and was bleeding,” said he had been punched and stomped on in his motel room by an acquaintance, Kyle Normandin, 22, from Uxbridge, Mass., because he did not have a cigarette to give him, according to a news release issued by police.

After the assault, Normandin left the room and came back with Tyler Gammon, 22, of Parsippany, and the two robbed the victim, police said.  Normandin stole $1,051 from the victim while punching and kicking him in the head, face and chest, according to a Parsippany police complaint filed in Superior Court in Morristown. The pair then left the motel. Later, as police awaited, Gammon returned to the motel with a passenger in his car, but Normandin was not with them, according to the news release. The passenger, Jomaxy Paulino, 19, of Brooklyn, N.Y., was charged with possession of 50 grams or less of marijuana and was released on his own recognizance, according to police.

Police charged Gammon with robbery, conspiracy to commit robbery, theft of movable property, possession of less than 50 grams of marijuana and possession of a hypodermic syringe, police said. He was held on $65,000 bail, with no 10 percent option.

And in the least shocking turn of event ever, Tyler Gammon has dreams of one day becoming a famous rapper. He apparently was upset when a female who goes by “Ay Bee” on Facebook “disrespected” him on a previous post and talks “hella shit but dont know he’s a rapper.” So he roasted her with some lyrics:

Rhyming bitch with bitch. This guy is basically Biggie Smalls. Notice who commented on it – his chudstuffing co-conspirator in New Jersey, Kyle Normandin. Another real winner. Unfortunately for Tyler this backfired when Ay Bee showed up in the comments and stuffed him in a locker with her flow:

Boom. Roasted. Although Tyler disagreed:

Nah dude, she said soap on a rope. She officially owns you now.

Looks like it’s time to go back to selling people the secrets to free coffee for life scams:

So yea, if you see people on your Facebook roster selling or buying food stamps, feel free to screenshot and send them to us. You might see them in the next episode of Food Stamp Friday.


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11 Comment(s)
  • stella
    July 29, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    With the tats and bulls hats, he reminds me of the kid that’s being looked at for the walmart xbox return.

  • Wabbitt
    July 29, 2017 at 4:54 am

    Is never see this on my timeline. People I know are either respectable or smart enough to know that the Turtle is always watching.

  • TortugaNiño
    July 28, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    For my fellow turtle riders who are not rap connossuers (almost sure that’s not spelled correctly), he lost that battle with his first two bars. They were stolen from an epic eminem freestyle well known to real hip hop fans who would all agree that using any more than a single ryhme of someone elses is “wack af”.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    July 28, 2017 at 6:50 pm

    Whatever school system that claims to have educated this waste of air should have it’s funding removed. They failed.

    Let’s see, he has no money for food, no money for a razor, yet he can find the cash for bad tattoos, gold chains and cigarettes.

    Let us hope his next dose of death was cut with elephant tranquilizer.

    Think of it as evolution in action.

  • Paul Shanley
    July 28, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    Too bad he was never an altar boy.

  • Yougurt Slinger Baby Momz Drama
    July 28, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    Tyler is a loser. He hangs out at Shaws all day tryin to find money to shoot dope. Everyday, yuppies give him money while he’s begging and it goes right up his arm. His family are a bunch of losers too, turtle missed that they were the retards with the sawed off shotgun he wrote about before. You want more turtleboy gold? Look up his PIC John Goodall or better yet that warm hole that takes this chud stuffers hot dog everynight Abby Walcak. She lets tyler take her to pound town, gives him drugs and had kids taken away by DCF all while getting slammed by tylers dealer Josh Porier who wife (Karrie) was actually in one of the springfield strippers articile . There are a lot of lurch monsters in this little town and im glad turtle boy is watching. ROLFO Tyla

    • Lucy
      August 16, 2017 at 11:52 am

      Tell me why this fuck nut stole all those lyrics from slim shady cypher wack ass !!

  • suckittrebek
    July 28, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    more like the chicago try hards. there needs to be a special fema camp setup for bulls hat wearing welfare losers.

    • Wabbitt
      July 29, 2017 at 4:56 am

      The National Flat Brim Bulls Hat Registry will allow us to keep track of these losers, and require anyone on the lost to alert their neighbors.

      Because these people are at least as bad as diddlers.

  • milla
    July 28, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    lmao I love how turtle boy has nothing better to do than write articles about small town nobodies but neglects to mention he got fired from his teaching job for dirty texting underage students…. someone needs a real job hahahahs

  • Brendan
    July 28, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    We literally used to call him titty brain in middle school lol. I love how many nb people end up on this site. Keep it up TB.

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