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Foodstamp Friday: Hartford Hoodbooger Addition, Star Buckz Is On The Lookout For The Plug Instead Of Getting Arrested At Casinos Today And His Friend Is Gonna Report Turtleboy To The Internet Police

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Oh. MAH. God. When this popped up in our inbox today, I just about squealed with joy! I don’t like people who try to cheat the system and I don’t like people who pull shit, get arrested and scream racism. Today’s early installment of Foodstamp Friday came way early AND is a two for one deal. Guess who’s looking for stamps on the Spacebook:

Good morning, Anthony Coleman, A.K.A Real Star Buckz who we featured yesterday for being a fucknut who got arrested at the MGM casino for being a general asshole and then started yelling about how cops are racist. Dude, if you’re being a jerkoff and not listen when an MGM employee tells you to remove your hood and then proceed to cause a damn ruckus, cops don’t care what your race is. They are going to arrest you even if you were translucent.

Now you’re on social media looking for anyone who’s got stamps.


The hell do you even need food stamps for anyway? Every single picture on your profile is of you flexing with your gold everything and stacks on stacks on cash:


Stop sinning right in front of Jesus! Look at how horrified He is! You know he isn’t a fan of second-hand smoke. Although, that angel is looking like he’s asking you to pass that shit…



Really!? Or is that what you saved on groceries by scamming the taxpayers? I mean, you JUST got arrested at a CASINO. You obviously have money because last time I checked, MGM didn’t accept blunts, raps or stamps as a form of payment.

They sure as shit aren’t going to accept your hit song “Side Bitch”, you eloquent, original, dapper Dan.

We all know this dude is an asshole. How do we know?

Chicago Bulls shirt. Case closed.

I would love for someone to explain to me just why the hell a kid like this would be looking for foodstamps. Flashing cash, blunts and occaisionally hoes. Obviously he has a very promising career as a rapper starring on his very own SiriusXM sign:

He was WELCOMED for the love of Job! He’s made it. And yet:

At least he had a sense of humor about getting Turtleboyed:

The comments were funny as hell, too:

Destiny is wise. Nay-Nay, not so much. Nay, Nay-Nay…it’s not racist to point out when someone is being a dumbass. No one here has ever been a police officer, we just happen to support the police as they do their best every single day to protect and serve the community at large. And please, show us where we labeled him as anything other than what he is. I’ll wait. Go ahead and “report” to the internet police, that ought to work out great! When you’re done, please let us know where we can report this:

That’s gonna stay with me.

Sure, you read the article on your boy in disgust…but you still shared it!

Fr fr, she’s sooooooo done. Sooooo done in fact, that I’m sure this is the last we’ll hear from Nay-Nay. I’m positive she’s gonna fade away like this never happened, take the high road and not cause any trouble. Does this look like the face of a yound lady who’d start some shit?


But yeah, please feel free to let us know how foodstamp fraud and abuse rarely ever happens. It’s not like a very popular blog has a weekly installment about people who abuse the system or anything.












7 Comment(s)
  • Wade Boggs-Taint
    October 3, 2018 at 7:51 am

    Reason 10,254 I wish the South had won the Civil War

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    October 3, 2018 at 7:42 am

    I got food stamps dawg.

    Meet me at 199 Broadway in Chicopee yo..

  • Kill 'em all
    October 2, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    I thought we were shoooting them.

  • WhiteManFeedsTheWorldYo
    October 2, 2018 at 2:32 pm

    Food stamps be my side job yo.
    With NO THANKS to the racist WHITE taxpayer who provides for me cause I dont know my daddy.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    October 2, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    I just don’t get it. Why do people think being overweight is chic? And of course have to show it off.

    • Hugh G. Porker
      October 3, 2018 at 6:00 am

      The People woke to overeating, gluttony and sloth as a Precious disease, and those suffering from it having fragile feelings that we must prop up. Its easier to be pigmeat, and glorify it in endless images (my eyes, my eyes!). Perhaps this is simply another Black attitude adopted by Whites.

  • TJB
    October 2, 2018 at 12:06 pm

    You know how you can tell its a new month; all the hoodboogers from Lawrence descend on every demoulas on the 2nd. Like locusts, they fill up cart after cart with top of the top meats, veggies and junk food. At the methuen store; I heard how consuela and carlos talking about how the y fill those party trays with rice & beans and then SELL THEM for ca$h in lawrence to stores and resaurants. (they didnt know I hablå). So the next time you PAY for 1/2 cart of groceries; wave hi to the gimme girls-the ones with two carts overflowing with items from the GOYA aisle.

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