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Former Woonsocket Cop Fired For Drugs, Assaulting Cops, Is Now A Ratchet Juicehead Butterqueef Who Fights Grieving Family Members At Fundraisers And Calls Them The N Word

Former Woonsocket Cop Fired For Drugs, Assaulting Cops, Is Now A Ratchet Juicehead Butterqueef Who Fights Grieving Family Members At Fundraisers And Calls Them The N Word

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Back in 2010 a former Woonsocket cop was arrested after she was pulled over with drugs on her, refused to get out of the car, and eventually got tazed:

ABC6 News has learned that a former Woonsocket Police Officer was arrested at an early morning car stop. On August 30th, around 1:30 in the morning, Woonsocket Police officers James Dybala, and Patrick McGourty arrested 3 people in a car they stopped for speeding on Front St. Once the car was stopped, police could smell an odor of marijuana coming from the car.

The driver of the car, former Woonsocket Police Officer, Marsha Bish, failed to cooperate with the officers on scene. Bish failed to comply with a request to get out of her vehicle, which lead to the police having to physically remove Bish from her car. Bish’s failure to comply with police, and the ensuing struggle, lead to police using a taser to subdue Bish. Once subdued, the officers found a small quantity of marijuana, and cocaine in Bish’s possession. Bish was arrested and charged with possession marijuana, possession of cocaine, resisting arrest, simple assault, and driving while in possession of a controlled substance. Bish was also cited for a noise violation, speeding, and obedience to a traffic signal.

Bish resigned from her position with the Woonsocket Police Department in 2008.

This same ex-cop was at one point married to the Woonsocket police chief, who fired her after a series of fuck ups, so she claimed that he fudged her police exam to get her on the force, which led to his resignation:

The temporary takeover comes on the heels of an allegation made by former Patrolwoman Marsha Bish against Houle, her ex-husband, and Dubois. Bish, who resigned Feb. 29, alleges that Houle and Dubois changed test scores on police exams in 2004 to get her on the Police Department. While on the force, Bish was reprimanded for her handling of a domestic violence case and most recently she had been suspended for two months without pay with four other officers for their failure to notice that a woman who spent the night in lockup had smuggled a gun into her cell. 

Two words: Woon. Socket. I would expect nothing less.

And what do you do when you’re a disgraced former cop living in Woonsocket? Apparently you start juicing and idolizing Aaron Hernandez:

She also went through a series of lovers. First she married a guy for a couple months who ended up getting arrested for raping another woman.

According to people who follow this train wreck, the rest came in cycles:

“For a while she was going out with only black guys. But real bums. And everything she posted on Facebook was about interracial relationships and all these artistic pictures of interracial couples. It was always talk like, “who he be wit?” Then she moved on to going out with a guy in the Hells Angels and everything she posted about was about that and it was all biker talk. She has quite a way for sidestepping the English language, even in the day and age of smart phones. But the speech is always reflected in whatever relationship she’s in at that time.”

Ya got that? She adapts her speech to the ethnicity and hobbies of the men whose cervix scraper she’s accepting in her meat wallet.


She also likes to start fights with people who just lost a loved one, at fundraiser memorials for their deceased family members, and then go full ratchet on Facebook aftewrards. A 38 year old man named Justin Bernard recently passed, and there was a fundraiser bike run in Blackstone. Naturally Marsha Bish showed up and fought a bunch of dudes at it before getting kicked out:

She was just getting warmed up.

The real fun started when she went to post about it on the Facebook machine:

Oh yea, she’s that kind of ratchet. The kind of chick who fights 12 dudes, including the family of the deceased at a fundraiser in his name, and calls you the n word afterwards. She’s a big fan of the n word:

And this chick was a cop in Woonsocket at one point. Unreal.

She was just warming up though…..

Not sure what any of that means but it sounds important. VERY important.

Hey Marsha, I was wondering if you could answer a question for me – are you a real ass woman or a fake ass woman?

Thank you for clearing that up. But I’m confused at what you’re trying to say at the end there. I think she’s trying to say, “my son makes 80 grand a year while you push it in your arms.” In other words, she’s raised a great family, and the people who she’s speaking with who can actually write a sentence in English are the fucked up ones. Got it.

Believe it or not it got more ratchet…..

And then there was this:

Followed by calling the family of the deceased a “loser family trying to gain on a dead family member”:

Couple more questions Marsha. Are you better or worse than orange is the new black, do you need a man, and do you know where I can get some weed?

That’s what I figured. Once again, she used to carry a gun and wear a badge in Woonsocket. This chick had authority and power for several years. Awesome!!

Hey Marsha, what will you do to me if I show up to your house to fight you? What will become of me?

Well that’s not good! I don’t wanna be left in a pile of blood in your driveway. At least you could bury me in a hole somewhere.

Anyway, she’s since deleted the thread because she was probably wasted at the time and woke up in a pile of shame and flaccid penises. But screenshots last forever. And the fact that this person used to be a police officer is the most unbelievable thing we’ve ever blogged about. I mean, we do ratchets for a living, but they’re actually cops. Not real cops at least. This chick was a real cop in a real city in Rhode Island, and now she’s keeping it real on Facebook like we’ve never seen before. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha…..

P.S. If you’re reading this Marsha, we’d love to hear your side of the story and have you on for the next episode of Turtleboy Live.



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33 Comment(s)
  • Fuck melissa
    October 10, 2018 at 6:58 pm

    So a year ago last month wa the jb44 run and of course it ended with a bigger bang than last years. The butch that chose to record Marsha in the fight her sister got killed the next day. Karma got u bitch aka Melissa berthuime. U talked shut about Marsha now pay bitch. The rest will get theirs

  • Marsha Bish
    February 15, 2018 at 10:59 pm

    Oh and Melissa thanks for the video. We see how far u run from a fight. Sucks u had to take from a man to get where u are now. Well the hefty weight your pushing now scary. Might need to get back to jazzercise

  • Marsha Bish
    February 15, 2018 at 10:49 pm

    Back on Facebook for my haterz. Shayna Murray I’ll have some new photos for u to screen shot cuz you’ll never look this good and thanks for the turtleboy story. Comical ur still the biggest drama queen!! I love that u talk about me being with blacks didn’t u move back from the south cuz u was dating a black and it was either daddy or him and u know u cant support urself and u need daddy’s money. MS BELLINGHAM DRAMA QUEEN!! Can’t handle being a cop so yo go and bring a law suit on cuz no female bathroom for urself but 2 other female couldn’t handle the condition for years. But you can’t handle the job so daddy’s attorney help u sue the Bellingham it’s was the only way u knew how to get money. Or ur begging daddy. Even tho ur a nurse. U couldn’t handle a day in my shoes sweetie just like u couldn’t stop Harris from sleeping with me while u were with him. Ya ya jokes on u now. Cuz my shit is the truth urs are lies and turtle boy I would love to have a live video with u any day. My apologies would go to adam and Justin. Adam being a war vet and a man that know a lot about ptsd and seeing things many can’t handle. Lives battles fuck with ur life and u cannot forget ur past and move forward until u forgive the once u hurt but didn’t intentionally mean to. My sobriety has taught me a lot and Adam and Justin I cannot give u an apology big enough and even tho u may not respect it. I know I gave my forgiveness to the ones that deserve it.

  • Marsha
    January 11, 2018 at 10:09 pm

    Thank u turtleboy for ur comical story of me it’s sad shayna has no life and she brings this public. It’s all good because with ur help I have become sober as alcohol and I make bad decisions. I have walked a path of life not many could handle as woman which has caused a lot of ptsd and with alcohol I become a person that had no limits “Savage” I have no regrets a lot of lessons learnt.

  • Roberta
    October 10, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    It’s pretty sad that people don’t have a life and have to following someone and screen shot their photos an hours of posting it. Wow u really some jealous people. All u people have no life. Now google her name and get the real story of her life not bullshit that turtle boy has made up. Your story is comical. It has to suck to have no life.

  • John
    September 27, 2017 at 4:27 am

    It’s clearly obviously this chic has been threw son serious issues. Maybe she need counseling and some help. I would hate the world to if I went then what she did

  • Sue
    September 26, 2017 at 7:35 pm

    She is in desperate need of estrogen

  • Deep Vein Thrombosis
    September 26, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    Wow. That guy is totally insane.

  • Uncle Jimmy
    September 26, 2017 at 12:37 am

    Patrick Crosby is a mutual friend of yours.

  • Teresa
    September 25, 2017 at 8:55 pm

    She’s too much and deserves what’s coming

  • Irishcurse
    September 25, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    She looks like Jim Carey dressed up as the female body builder

  • huh
    September 25, 2017 at 6:15 pm

    “And this chick was a cop in Woonsocket at one point. Unreal. ”

    The most unreal part is that she wasn’t an ex-cop from Spencer.

    PS- If ever a story needed a trigger warning, it might be this one.

  • Steve
    September 25, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    She was a joke as a cop!

  • Mike Oxhuge
    September 25, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    Guy’s, don’t be jealous because her cock is bigger than yours!!

  • Justin
    September 25, 2017 at 12:00 pm


    Glad I just wasted my time reading about some bitch and facebook drama!

    Your content is getting worse by the day, sad!

  • Bish please
    September 25, 2017 at 9:45 am

    As somebody that was there, I can tell you that none of what she said was accurate. The whole benefit was awesome until she showed up and started an argument with a family member within 20 minutes of getting there. Then refused to let it go and dragged her friend into it. Despite her ignorance, we were able to get her friend out of there without getting beat up, and nobody laid a hand on her except when they were forced to push her off of them because she was foaming at the mouth and screaming in their face. The angrier it got, the deeper it’s voice got, and the more foam came from its hideous mouth. Not sure what it was on, but after it finally left, everything went back to being perfect again. 300 people getting along and having a great time, and that one vile creature showed up and tried to ruin it for everybody. Their family is a class act and none of her gutter trash nonsense was warranted.

    • bigdaddy
      September 25, 2017 at 12:21 pm

      Roid rage aint pretty and neither is she

    • Teresa
      September 25, 2017 at 9:00 pm

      I was there too and she’s a nut bag! The only drug addict in the bunch was her hahahaha

  • They call me Ponch
    September 25, 2017 at 8:46 am

    She’s the type of chic that takes a shit in the morning and goes straight to work.

    • CJT
      September 25, 2017 at 11:10 am

      Without wiping. Lol

  • The Rant Queen
    September 25, 2017 at 8:16 am

    This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. This is a man trying to have angry, violent “bitch ass” sex with multiple men at a time.

    This is ignorance at it’s highest peak.

  • bitch ass nigga
    September 25, 2017 at 7:55 am

    Why is she trying to drag me into this?

  • Fisting Lesbians
    September 25, 2017 at 7:42 am

    Can you say………………… hot and sexy. She can swing me and my life partner around by the tits anytime!

  • Stunt Penis
    September 25, 2017 at 7:37 am

    is that a woman transitioning to male?
    or a male transitioning to female?

    I can’t tell.

    • Justin
      September 25, 2017 at 12:03 pm

      The fact this was your only thought on the article tells me you have gender identity issuses yourself

  • Brian
    September 25, 2017 at 7:23 am

    I am ashamed of myself for this but…. Would

  • bigdaddy
    September 25, 2017 at 7:04 am

    she said she took on 12 men – Just google ratchet gang-bang on pornhub and you can see for yourself

  • itsjustme
    September 25, 2017 at 6:53 am

    Yuck, yuck, yuck. I’ve seen ratchets on her who look better and aren’t as crude as she is.

  • Austin Powers
    September 25, 2017 at 6:32 am

    That’s a Man baby!

  • Haystack
    September 25, 2017 at 2:56 am

    Totally bitch ass!

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    September 25, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Virtually every sentence mentions a bitch ass. Why is she (?) so infatuated with “bitch ass” ….?

    Oh yeah – – would.
    But only in that bitch’s ass. I don’t want to have to look at the front.

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