Former Woonsocket Cop Fired For Drugs, Assaulting Cops, Is Now A Ratchet Juicehead Butterqueef Who Fights Grieving Family Members At Fundraisers And Calls Them The N Word

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Back in 2010 a former Woonsocket cop was arrested after she was pulled over with drugs on her, refused to get out of the car, and eventually got tazed:

ABC6 News has learned that a former Woonsocket Police Officer was arrested at an early morning car stop. On August 30th, around 1:30 in the morning, Woonsocket Police officers James Dybala, and Patrick McGourty arrested 3 people in a car they stopped for speeding on Front St. Once the car was stopped, police could smell an odor of marijuana coming from the car.

The driver of the car, former Woonsocket Police Officer, Marsha Bish, failed to cooperate with the officers on scene. Bish failed to comply with a request to get out of her vehicle, which lead to the police having to physically remove Bish from her car. Bish’s failure to comply with police, and the ensuing struggle, lead to police using a taser to subdue Bish. Once subdued, the officers found a small quantity of marijuana, and cocaine in Bish’s possession. Bish was arrested and charged with possession marijuana, possession of cocaine, resisting arrest, simple assault, and driving while in possession of a controlled substance. Bish was also cited for a noise violation, speeding, and obedience to a traffic signal.

Bish resigned from her position with the Woonsocket Police Department in 2008.

This same ex-cop was at one point married to the Woonsocket police chief, who fired her after a series of fuck ups, so she claimed that he fudged her police exam to get her on the force, which led to his resignation:

The temporary takeover comes on the heels of an allegation made by former Patrolwoman Marsha Bish against Houle, her ex-husband, and Dubois. Bish, who resigned Feb. 29, alleges that Houle and Dubois changed test scores on police exams in 2004 to get her on the Police Department. While on the force, Bish was reprimanded for her handling of a domestic violence case and most recently she had been suspended for two months without pay with four other officers for their failure to notice that a woman who spent the night in lockup had smuggled a gun into her cell. 

Two words: Woon. Socket. I would expect nothing less.

And what do you do when you’re a disgraced former cop living in Woonsocket? Apparently you start juicing and idolizing Aaron Hernandez:

She also went through a series of lovers. First she married a guy for a couple months who ended up getting arrested for raping another woman.

According to people who follow this train wreck, the rest came in cycles:

“For a while she was going out with only black guys. But real bums. And everything she posted on Facebook was about interracial relationships and all these artistic pictures of interracial couples. It was always talk like, “who he be wit?” Then she moved on to going out with a guy in the Hells Angels and everything she posted about was about that and it was all biker talk. She has quite a way for sidestepping the English language, even in the day and age of smart phones. But the speech is always reflected in whatever relationship she’s in at that time.”

Ya got that? She adapts her speech to the ethnicity and hobbies of the men whose cervix scraper she’s accepting in her meat wallet.

Hot.

She also likes to start fights with people who just lost a loved one, at fundraiser memorials for their deceased family members, and then go full ratchet on Facebook aftewrards. A 38 year old man named Justin Bernard recently passed, and there was a fundraiser bike run in Blackstone. Naturally Marsha Bish showed up and fought a bunch of dudes at it before getting kicked out:

She was just getting warmed up.

The real fun started when she went to post about it on the Facebook machine:

Oh yea, she’s that kind of ratchet. The kind of chick who fights 12 dudes, including the family of the deceased at a fundraiser in his name, and calls you the n word afterwards. She’s a big fan of the n word:

And this chick was a cop in Woonsocket at one point. Unreal.

She was just warming up though…..

Not sure what any of that means but it sounds important. VERY important.

Hey Marsha, I was wondering if you could answer a question for me – are you a real ass woman or a fake ass woman?

Thank you for clearing that up. But I’m confused at what you’re trying to say at the end there. I think she’s trying to say, “my son makes 80 grand a year while you push it in your arms.” In other words, she’s raised a great family, and the people who she’s speaking with who can actually write a sentence in English are the fucked up ones. Got it.

Believe it or not it got more ratchet…..

And then there was this:

Followed by calling the family of the deceased a “loser family trying to gain on a dead family member”:

Couple more questions Marsha. Are you better or worse than orange is the new black, do you need a man, and do you know where I can get some weed?

That’s what I figured. Once again, she used to carry a gun and wear a badge in Woonsocket. This chick had authority and power for several years. Awesome!!

Hey Marsha, what will you do to me if I show up to your house to fight you? What will become of me?

Well that’s not good! I don’t wanna be left in a pile of blood in your driveway. At least you could bury me in a hole somewhere.

Anyway, she’s since deleted the thread because she was probably wasted at the time and woke up in a pile of shame and flaccid penises. But screenshots last forever. And the fact that this person used to be a police officer is the most unbelievable thing we’ve ever blogged about. I mean, we do ratchets for a living, but they’re actually cops. Not real cops at least. This chick was a real cop in a real city in Rhode Island, and now she’s keeping it real on Facebook like we’ve never seen before. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha…..

P.S. If you’re reading this Marsha, we’d love to hear your side of the story and have you on for the next episode of Turtleboy Live.

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