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The 2017 Turtleboy Naughty List #80-71

The 2017 Turtleboy Naughty List #80-71

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Merry Christmas Turtle Riders!! For a special Christmas treat we’re counting down the 100 naughtiest Turtleboy famous slugpumps, fupasloths, and cheesehogs from 2017. Here’s #80-71…..


80. Weymouth stroller Nazi

If you sell a stroller you don’t need to a stranger on Facebook for $10, you probably should’t threaten to kill them if they pimp it out and sell it for $150.

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79. Boston white guilt babysitter 



78. Brockton Psycho Hosebeast

The only thing naughtier than taking pictures of other people’s children, posting them to Facebook, and claiming that they’re rape victims, is photographing your poo and documenting your bowl movements on Facebook.



77. MBTA Fapmonster

Seriously, is it that hard to just wait to get home before you beat your bologna baton like a vending machine that ate your last quarter?



76. Woburn Lion’s Club

It takes a real grinch to tell the mother of a dead child that she can’t march in the Columbus Day parade because her family’s tragedy is somehow political.



75. Former Woonsocket cop juicehead psychopath

What do you do when you’re a disgraced Woonsocket cop who got fired, and then arrested several times since, it’s a rule that you have to start juicing, fighting everyone, and using the n word as much as possible.



74. Chicopee DCF Grundlequeen

The only thing naughtier then threatening to knife a guy with your kids in the backseat after a minor fender bender is sending yourself death threats you claim are from Turtleboy, videotaping it, and then sending us blowjob pics.



73. Danielson Skagbag Jerry Springer Stripper

When you’re a failed stripper who’s starred on Jerry Springer and you’ve been arrested a billion times for heroin before, you probably should refrain from casting judgement on others on Facebook.

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72. Bridgewater racebaiting Dad

When your kid volunteers to play the role of a tethered child in a Plymouth Plantation reenactment, you’re kind of human garbage if you post that photo on Facebook and claim that your kid’s teacher was turning them into a slave.



71. Keaton Jones’ Mother

Teach your kids not to be victims. Oh, and don’t make your child a Youtube sensation and try to cash in on it with GoFundMe until AFTER you’ve scrubbed your page of confederate flag pictures.

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