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Just five days ago we published this blog about Dawn Sampson, AKA the Framingham Fapkiller, who was arrested for the billionth time for mooning a random stranger outside of Tedeschi’s. This was actually progress for her, because almost all of her other arrests involve serious violence against citizens and/or the police.
Literally three days later she was arrested again, this time for breaking into cars with her slugpump friend:
Police arrested two individuals on Franklin Street Sunday night, March 11 and charged them with breaking and entering. Police arrested at 317 Franklin Street at 11:56 p.m. David T. Bradford, 43, and Dawn Sampson, 41. Both were listed as homeless in the public police log. There were charged with breaking and entering a vehicle at night (felony). Framingham Police said there have been several motor vehicles broken into parking lots in Framingham recently, including the MetroWest YMCA, Shoppers World and Walmart. Vehicles have been broken into and handbags were stolen.
Holy Spicoli! This chick just can’t stop!! She was arrested on Friday, and probably held in the jail all weekend. She gets released on Monday and the very first thing she does is get together with Davey Bones and they go breaking into cars looking for crack money.
Speaking of Davey, he might be the only guy in town who can rival the Framingham Fapkiller when it comes to Google trophies:
A homeless man with a 20-page record and multiple convictions for breaking into vehicles pleaded guilty in Framingham District Court on Wednesday to a July car break. Judge David Cunis sentenced David Bradford, 42, to nine months in the Middlesex House of Correction. Prosecutor Wendi Safran asked for a two-year sentence, while Bradford asked for six months. The latest incarceration marks the 16th time Bradford has received a jail sentence, mostly for larceny-type charges. He has been convicted more than 30 times, authorities said.
This was last July. If he was sentenced to 9 months in prison in late July then by my math he should still be in jail. But obviously this pillar of the community deserved to be released because this time he was FINALLY gonna straighten up and fly right.
And just 2 months before that arrest he had been arrested twice in two days, and was sentenced to 4 months in prison after unsuccessfully trying to convince the judge that he would keep committing crimes if he got anything longer than two months:
A homeless man bargained for a reduced sentence, leveraging the future crimes he will commit if not allowed to stay in state-provided housing, at his arraignment on attempted credit card theft Wednesday. David Bradford, 42, was sentenced to 120 days in house of correction after police arrested him on connection with a plot to steal about $1,000 in merchandise with stolen credit cards. He was charged with two counts of identity fraud, three counts of improper credit card use, two counts of attempting to commit a crime and resisting arrest. He pleaded guilty to all charges besides resisting arrest, which was dropped before his arraignment.
It was the second consecutive day Bradford was arrested. On Tuesday, Bradford was arrested for violating a restraining order. Bypassing his defense attorney at Framingham District Court and speaking to Judge David Cunis directly, he offered that a sentence longer than 60 days will force him out of newly acquired housing from the South Middlesex Opportunity Council.
“I’m going to lose my housing. I’m going to pay 100 a day for hotel rooms, so what am I going to do? Rob and steal,” he said.
He offered to serve a 60-day sentence with a 60-day probation.
“Come on, work with me, your honor,” he said.
Cunis did not.
Once again, I’m not math major, but if you’re sentence to four months in prison, I’m kind of confused how you can be out committing crimes two months later? Plus he pinky swore that if he only did two months he’d stop committing crimes. If you can’t trust a Framingham crackmuppet then who can you trust?
Seriously, this guy’s Google trophy cabinet is diverse as shit. Like that time he went into a Unitarian church with a sob story about having five kids and ended up stealing a woman’s purse who was trying to help him and running up credit card charges:
A man police say has a history of using false stories to bilk churches out of money to buy drugs was ordered held on $50,000 cash bail at his arraignment yesterday on charges of stealing and using a church worker’s credit card. David T. Bradford, 37, with a last known address of 39-B Second St., Framingham, is charged with larceny from a person 65 or older and larceny under $250. In their police report, officers said Mr. Bradford “has an extensive history of approaching religious institutions and convincing them he is in need of financial support due to having five children, with one on the way and/or needing medical supplies for sick children. He has reportedly had five children with one on the way for over a year.”
The officers said they were told Mr. Bradford used the money to buy illegal drugs. They also noted that he has defaulted on every charge in an eight-page criminal record. Mr. Bradford hit at least two churches in Westboro on Feb. 28, police said. He first went to the Unitarian Universalist Congregational Society Church, 64 West Main St., where he requested financial help, citing a hardship. A church worker eventually denied the request, but after Mr. Bradford left, she discovered that her purse was gone. The woman called police and then called the First United Methodist Church at 120 West Main St. to warn officials there, but it was too late.
John W. Taylor, the senior pastor at First United Methodist Church, said he gave Mr. Bradford a $100 gift certificate to Target. He had been to the church about five times in the past year and a half and usually received a $25 gift certificate to a supermarket.
“He said he had kids he needed to buy diapers for,” Mr. Taylor said yesterday afternoon.
Or that other time he was arrested for stealing credit cards from cars, leading the cops on a foot chase, and then whining to the judge that he doesn’t get enough free welfare:
A homeless man accused of breaking into cars and leading police on a long foot chase on Saturday told authorities he is a victim of the system. David Bradford, 40, told police that his long criminal record prevents him from having a normal life.
“I’m not saying I did it or I didn’t (break into cars), but I’m homeless,” according to a police report, quoting Bradford. “I live off of $100 a month in food stamps and I have no place to live. I get money to eat, sleep, pay people. I sleep in the (expletive) hallways of buildings. I go to jail and they won’t give me work release due to certain criteria that they have. So when I am released broke from jail and I go straight to SMOC and straight to welfare, they tell me there’s a list a mile long for the shelter. So I can’t eat, sleep or nothing and it makes me a repeat offender. ”
In one of the car breaks, Bradford stole a credit card and later used it to buy 10 packs of cigarettes at a convenience store, according to the report. Bradford claimed a “crackhead” gave him the card.
Amazing.
Oh, and he also apparently has a brother with the same exact name as him:
So naturally this junkapotamus was bound to befriend the Framingham Fapkiller and swap love juices over a crackpipe.
Here’s my question – how many chances are these to fuckeldoos gonna get? Does this chick eat a strict diet of green mushroom tips? Because that’s the only way to explain all these lives she keeps getting after each and every fuck up.
Same time next week.
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multi did 5yrs flat back around 2000. he just got out of worcester house doing 2. guy does time. hes a funny crazy guy. mental illness crazy but not violent. comemon judge give me a break lets work something out. nuts. he never gave into the herion would be the only explanation hes alive good for him.
Many are out sooner than sentenced when credited for “time served” in the can while waiting for trial. They couldn’t even make the little bail that liberal judges here rule.
SJW “justice reform” types want to fix that, putting them back on the street immediately. Why should no money and a long history of crime keep anyone off the street they ask.
Two more reasons for the return of interactive public stoning.
I picked this broad up once in Sherborn over on Rt 27. She was hitchhiking and I reluctantly pulled over, thinking maybe I could get some trim. When she hopped in, she asked if I had something to drink, so I gave her my Diet Pepsi. I took it back, not thinking much, and asked her what she was up to? She said she just got done blowing 3 guys in a minivan and after they were done, they surprised her by saying they were headed to Walpole and they weren’t going to turn around. Sounded like she beefed with them and they tossed her ass. Oh, I also discreetly tossed my soda out the window, no way was I going to drink from that fucker. I told her I was headed to Framingham, and would be happy to give her a ride. I told her I too was a little horny and could use a friend. She laughed, saying what is it with you guys, “can’t you just jerk off, that’s what we chicks do!!” I didn’t want to give an ultimatum, but I alluded to my 4 wheel pony not being a free cab. She got a little irked but she said “fuckit,” as long as you get me back to “the ham,” as she put it. I pulled over at the Sherborn Town Dump, which is right there on 27. She wasn’t too bad at first, made some weird ass noises like she was trying to snort a Twinkie or something, but she soon started to rake me like a fucking John Deere on steroids. I tapped her cheeks a few times and she let up a bit. It took forever trying to shoot a goo bullet with that damn snorkeling noise she kept making, but I ripped one out like a champ. I was shocked, she started inhaling the batter like it was Gold -laked snapps. I swear, she sucked it so hard like a straw, I thought I could feel my stool making its way up to my pelvis area. I said gad damn girl, are you hungry or what? She just laughed and said that was her little specialty, calling it the Dawnie Nut Crusher or something to that effect. It was pretty good, not the best, we did go bareback, so that was a plus. She tried to come up and kiss me after and got a little upset when I turned away. I just told her she looked to much like my momma and she just laughed and backed off. When we got to Framingham, she said she needed to find her car, but after about 10 parking lots, I realized she was casing places. Knowing how thieves are, I pointed out an old Chevy rambler that I saw that was unlocked. She got out and went up to it and I floored the gas. She turned around and ran after me, screaming, I heard bastard, but I didn’t look back. Anyway, food for thought if someone else picks her up.
I can’t comprehend the amount of energy that has to be expended to live like a shit-bag.
I make a damn good living. Better than most people. Technical work. It sure looks a lot easier than being a dip-shit.
Ever watch those nature shows about polar bears in Arctic towns who invade the town dumps and have to be caught and then let go hundreds of miles away because they are problem bears?
These are problems bears. If they return you put them down.
Bleh
Fapkiller LOLOLOL.
Can’t someone take these two for a long ride off a short pier and be done with it? How long are the authorities going to put up with this bullshit?
The law of averages will catch up to this shithead. One day he is going to break into the wrong person’s car and he is going to die with a pistol shoved up his ass as the trigger is pulled until it goes “click” (what movie is that from?) Someday, he will get his.
soon, we hope
The Big Lebowski.
“Nobody fucks with the Jesus”
Jesus Quintana played by John Turturro.
LOVE that movie
Thats dave aka multi. Im shocked hes still alive. Hes lived in worcester for awhile but is a framingham legend. Wonder if his brother got out.
There is an abundance of homeless shitbags that have infested Framingham like an antibiotic-resistant virus. Until Framingham gets serious with taking out its trash once and for all it will continue to be a fringe metrowest city that families only move to because they can’t afford Natick or Sudbury.
“Fuckeldoos!” That’s a new one!