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Free Lunch Frederico Gets Roasted By New Bedford High School Teacher, Throws His Desk And Threatens Her To Overcompensate For Emasculation

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This video was posted earlier today from a New Bedford High School classroom. I had a feeling it would be taken down so I bootleg recorded it on my iMachine because I’m a computer fupa who hasn’t figured out how to download Facebook videos to my computer yet (there should be a button, come on now). It starts with a female teacher identified as “Ms. Costa” telling an out of control student that he “better not drop that soap,” leading to him freaking out on her and going full New Bedford.

Some people might fault the teacher for telling him not to drop the soap. Not me though. This kid is obviously a bag of rotted foreskin who bathes once a week, dresses like an extra in a 90s hip-hop video, and will spend a significant amount of time incarcerated. Some might say that “don’t drop the soap” is good advice, considering the inevitability that he will end up showering in MCI Shirley before he dies. Not me though. I wanna be on record to say that he will LOVE the cell block surprise Kyle Kennedy’s got waiting for him. Drop it like it’s hot you free lunch fuckstain.

We’re all very impressed by how you totes punked down your female teacher because she roasted you though. I get it – you were emasculated. By your teacher. Shit is rough yo. You obviously have a lot of pride, what with your big future ahead of you selling tainted crack to junkies before you inevitably fuck it up and sell to an undercover cop.

“Suck this fucking cock bitch. She’s basically calling me gay. Fuck you, fucking old bag.”

No, she’s actually warning you to watch out for anal, which was her mistake because as mentioned above you would most definitely not object.

“You fucking (inaudible) lookin ass bitch yo. I’ll take those glasses off your face. Don’t call me gay yo!!”

Yea, the kid who came to school dressed in a potato sack should definitely be commenting on the looks of other people.

“You said don’t drop the soap? Fuck out of here, don’t say that shit around me. What the fuck n word?”

(throws desk)

“What bitch? That’s right bitch! Aight then. I been in jail yo, don’t say don’t drop the soap.”

You showed her! Sometimes you get emasculated by your teacher and you have to flip over a desk and swear at her because you know she can’t do anything back to you.

This video is why you couldn’t pay me enough to be a teacher. I would imagine this was what Uncle Turtleboy’s job looked like in Worcester on a daily basis. There isn’t enough pinot to make this worth it every day.

A lot of media outlets won’t publicly shame a kid, but we’re not like most media outlets. If you know this waste of space let us know who he is. We’d love to make him Turtleboy famous. Not like it matters anyway, because he’s going to jail eventually. We know it. He knows it. His teacher knows it. Everyone knows it.

40 Comment(s)
  • Concerned out of towner
    December 7, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    Is this considered an assault? I ask because the young man/it here seems very agitated and making violent actions with his body. Maybe its a threat? Bullying? Shouldn’t this video be viewed as potential for this young man/it to become more aggressive and violent? If I’m a parent of a new bedford high school kid, seeing this video would make me call and visit this school and speak with administrators and speak with the school board on having this young man/it removed from school. Schools after all are a safe place

  • MCAS
    December 7, 2018 at 8:34 pm

    What doesn’t help Ms. Costa is she’s teaching a ninth grade basic math class where all the male students are 23 yrs. old and all of the female students are pregnant.

    • Mahky Mahk Ballbag
      December 8, 2018 at 1:07 am

      The little sluts…

  • WeAreFukd
    December 7, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    Yup. How many kids do we want to wager that “brother-pants-so-big” will be responsible for by the time he’s 30?

    • DreamingBigWithWhiteDaddyPayingGorAll
      December 7, 2018 at 4:54 pm

      He will be responsible for none of the many children he helped to create but he will allow the evil,productive, tax paying, and civilized white man to have the privilege of paying for everything thru higher taxes and fees.
      White privilege has meant that whites are slaves to their unproductive criminal third world counterparts.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    December 7, 2018 at 11:51 am

    1. You are helping get the teacher fired.

    2. White kids are horrible

    3. Im glad you moved from locker room to classroom. Big step for you.

  • Demi Kratz
    December 7, 2018 at 11:46 am

    I’d like to point out the underlying reason why this boy has already been predetermined to spend the rest of his life in abject poverty and crime and will probably die prematurely of either a bullet or heart disease is — Democrats. Who else has created this bar of expectations 6 inches off the ground for him to reach? They run this state, including its schools, public assistance, everything — find me a single Republican sitting on the New Bedford school board.

  • The Beginning Of Planet Of The Apes
    December 7, 2018 at 10:36 am

    My name is Rachel Rollins and I approve of this gangsta. Infact I see a bright future for him on my transition team. Any teacher who wants to keep their job will have to be interviewed by this fine young man.

  • IOU
    December 7, 2018 at 8:06 am

    All New Bedford Schools provide free lunch and free breakfast to every student regardless of income. So everyone gets free lunch no matter what

  • Nope.. this was all her
    December 7, 2018 at 6:48 am

    I’m a student in the class that this happened in. There is a big part missing from this video. The teacher was beyond wrong for her part in this. If you want to know the real story ask the people who were there. This kid don’t care about school, mostly sleeps during class, he don’t bother anyone. He is only hurting himself. He has a tough home life. No I’m not making any excuse for talking or acting like this.. but some of these teachers like to start stuff then cry when they get a reaction. Ms. Costa is one. She started this and wanted To get a reaction. You don’t see the part when she is pounding on his desk or yelling in his face. Come ask the second period class. We love turtleboy!!!!

    • Gilles Meloche
      December 7, 2018 at 7:38 am

      Ok so you ( someone?) recorded the part that embarrasses the kid but not the part that incriminates the teacher? Sure kid. All you little pukes thrive on getting the man or woman in trouble, but no evidence? I’ll side with the teacher who has to put up with these kids with no boundaries, all day. Back when I was in school we may have hated some of the teachers, but this type of behavior was never tolerated. Lord help us as this generation will be in charge when I’m in the nursing home in 25 years. We are F ‘d .

      • Smh
        December 7, 2018 at 7:48 am

        You talk about my generation having no respect. The only thing I did was say what I seen. I didn’t disrespect anyone at all. We’re you there? I was. You don’t have to take my word for it. It doesn’t bother me. But there is no need to call me a little puke because you don’t like my comment.

        • feelz
          December 7, 2018 at 8:34 am

          they be hurt

          Where’s the nearest safe space. I need crayons and a puppy

        • You must be new here
          December 7, 2018 at 11:27 am

          You claim you ride the Turtle but are offended by someone indirectly calling you a “little puke”

          I’ll break down the message board rules

          1. There are no rules
          2. You will be called many vulgar names and told many vulgar things for example
          Dickwad, Cumslut, guttermuppet, shut your cum slurping dick hole, vaginal cheese sandwich and so on.
          3. Almost everyone here is a “troll” we feed on comments like yours as they are fun to tear apart and pick on. They also give us sustenance feeding us so we can continue our god given mission to make each other laugh at ratchets.
          4. I guess technically rules 2 & 3 don’t exist because of Rule 1. Butt Fuck it (see what I did there)

          • Paradise Troll
            December 8, 2018 at 8:45 am

            Dam right my fellow troll, trolling is an art form here. Trolls are discriminated against across the internet and here we have a troll safe-space… actually anywhere is a troll-safe-space bc we’re not thin skinned pussies and we make others feel unsafe. Sooo more accurately we don’t get censored here (not too much) and any troll were their salt has more truth in one paragraph then most blogs have all year.

            Offensive, hurtful, funny, angry and true. Nobody ever judges us for accuracy or truth, only grammar or PC BS. They don’t want to face the hard facts of their own actions and choices…. they want excuses and more excuses and sympathy. Fact trolls are tough on other people bc we are even tougher on ourselves. We expect more and demand more from ourselves and have no sympathy or patience for worthless punks and bums fucking up our world.

    • Y
      December 7, 2018 at 10:23 am

      I feel badly for him. What’s his name? I would like to donate during the holidays.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 7, 2018 at 11:02 am

      “This kid don’t care about school, mostly sleeps during class, he don’t bother anyone”

      You must be getting ‘A’s’ in English class

    • Every Real Man
      December 7, 2018 at 5:26 pm

      NOPE… what you meant to say is, “Imma another little gay-ass muthafukka in her class…”

      Pussy, please…

    • DQ
      December 7, 2018 at 7:55 pm

      You better not drop that soap either

  • Chet Manley
    December 7, 2018 at 5:38 am

    Meh, just another shitbag who will be giving handies and blowies for junk until his next stint in the big house. In there, he can get commissary credit for his cocksucking skills and he can feed his junk habit by giving up the dirt road. It’s a win-win for everyone!

  • Clitty Litter
    December 7, 2018 at 5:29 am

    Kid has a “soap on a rope” tied to his ankle.

  • It aint 1950 anymore crackers
    December 7, 2018 at 5:04 am

    Obama’s Dreamers, the future Valedictorians, Engineers, Programmers, Scientists, Doctors, entrepreneurs…. you white trash aren’t smart enough to understand the criminal is to be admired the non white criminal is a freedom fighter. They disrupt the white privilege power structure, he isn’t attacking a teacher he is freeing the people of color from white opression breaking them out of Eurocentric chains like Django and Dildo Delgado. He is the modern Martin Luther King jr. refusing to back down from modern slave owners.

    • Ebenezer Screw
      December 7, 2018 at 9:00 pm

      Oh yeah, he’s a modern day fucking messiah. What dipshits like you can’t seem to grasp is that the admiration and indulgence of criminal pieces of shit is why this state is so fucked up.  The criminal and the racist, which seem to go hand in hand, white and non white, have their place. Locked up away from rational thinking, law abiding people.  Or put down like the pieces of shit you are.  Don’t you get it?  You have no place. You are detrimental to society.  Your continued existence is keeping society from progressing.  Your extinction would be progress. 

  • Even seagulls hate New Bedford
    December 7, 2018 at 4:40 am

    I thought he had on a Star Trek shirt on at first. Also, is “lumpy” a generally accepted body type?

    • Smh
      December 7, 2018 at 6:53 am

      This kid has birth defects. And I’m not saying that to make fun of him. He really does. He has limbs that are shorter then the other. Glad to see your all laughing at a disabled kid. Ms. Costa was wrong. And the entire class had to write a note to the principal about what went on. Kids are far from well behaved in New Bedford schools, but it’s not always their fault.

      • ninja turtleboy
        December 7, 2018 at 7:22 am

        nobody was laughing at him because he’s disabled. they’re laughing because he’s walking around with his ass on deck while claiming that he’s not gay (when he wasn’t even called gay). just because a person is disabled doesn’t mean they can’t be ratchet! i’m more surprised he didn’t pull the race card.

        • Smh
          December 7, 2018 at 7:37 am

          There were comments made calling him gay after what Ms. Costa said about dropping the soap. This kid gets shit on at home and when he goes to school he gets shit on there. People can only take so much. Being a student in that class I do know what happened. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but there is a lot more to this story that’s all.

        • z
          December 7, 2018 at 4:06 pm

          Bubble Boy – Seinfeld.

          An obnoxious dick stuck in a sealed plastic bubble to keep from dying.

          Yeah, he was disabled. He was also a dick.

      • Coach
        December 7, 2018 at 8:38 am

        I saw him doing sideways pull ups I was really impressed.

      • Y
        December 7, 2018 at 10:20 am

        What’s his name? I’d like to donate during the holidays…

      • Diane Woods emerson
        December 8, 2018 at 9:41 am

        There is no way to tell he is in anyway handicapped. Clearly his mouth isn’t impaired. 
        The teacher either had enough of his mouth OR just joking and he’s a dick. Either way still funny and still something I would say to the punk. #supportteachers. 

  • Every Real Man
    December 7, 2018 at 3:16 am

    Angry adolescent gay-ass baboon… *yahn* that teacher would kick his lazy Nintendo playing ass and he knows it. Gay-ass muthafukka!

  • Peter Niss
    Advice from P. Niss
    December 6, 2018 at 11:11 pm

    Use OBS Studio for screen recording. It’s free, relatively easy to setup. Once it’s setup you just open it, hit record and it’ll record audio and video of anything and saves it as an mp4.

    • Drago
      December 7, 2018 at 1:43 am

      Flashback Express might be a bit easier for her than that

  • Chip Striker
    December 6, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    Wearing your pants below your ass in prison means your ready to mate.

    Wearing your pants below your ass while your not in prison means your a fucking retard who is ready for prison.

    How is someone suppose to respect someone who has their pants below their ass?

    New Bedford High School. What a shithole.

    • z
      December 7, 2018 at 1:50 pm

      You’ve got it all wrong.
      He’s 6 ft tall with a 22 inch inseam.
      Must be a New Bedford thing.

      Yeah, sure, most everyone has 10 toes and 10 fingers.
      But,only in N.B. are there #s like, 6 + 4, 7 + 3, 8 + 2 and 9 + 1.

      The 9 + 1s can throw a mean split-seam fastball. Can’t catch a line drive to save their lives though.
      Not everyone can be Jim Abbott.

      • Zoo Escapee
        December 8, 2018 at 6:48 am

        6 feet tall with a 22 inch inseam. Sir you have just described the proportions of a chimpanzee or Quasi Moto.

        • whitey
          December 9, 2018 at 11:56 pm

          The kneegrow is clearly descendant from the ape!

  • Play that funky music white boy
    December 6, 2018 at 10:28 pm

    LMAO! any street cred this joker had just went out the window.Once his name gets leaked every street thug and moon cricket will be hinting him down to thump his ass.. What an assclown

  • the future
    December 6, 2018 at 10:11 pm

    “Not like it matters anyway, because he’s going to jail eventually.”

    Or, already…

    “…Aight then. I been in jail yo, don’t say don’t drop the soap.”

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