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This video was posted earlier today from a New Bedford High School classroom. I had a feeling it would be taken down so I bootleg recorded it on my iMachine because I’m a computer fupa who hasn’t figured out how to download Facebook videos to my computer yet (there should be a button, come on now). It starts with a female teacher identified as “Ms. Costa” telling an out of control student that he “better not drop that soap,” leading to him freaking out on her and going full New Bedford.
Some people might fault the teacher for telling him not to drop the soap. Not me though. This kid is obviously a bag of rotted foreskin who bathes once a week, dresses like an extra in a 90s hip-hop video, and will spend a significant amount of time incarcerated. Some might say that “don’t drop the soap” is good advice, considering the inevitability that he will end up showering in MCI Shirley before he dies. Not me though. I wanna be on record to say that he will LOVE the cell block surprise Kyle Kennedy’s got waiting for him. Drop it like it’s hot you free lunch fuckstain.
We’re all very impressed by how you totes punked down your female teacher because she roasted you though. I get it – you were emasculated. By your teacher. Shit is rough yo. You obviously have a lot of pride, what with your big future ahead of you selling tainted crack to junkies before you inevitably fuck it up and sell to an undercover cop.
“Suck this fucking cock bitch. She’s basically calling me gay. Fuck you, fucking old bag.”
No, she’s actually warning you to watch out for anal, which was her mistake because as mentioned above you would most definitely not object.
“You fucking (inaudible) lookin ass bitch yo. I’ll take those glasses off your face. Don’t call me gay yo!!”
Yea, the kid who came to school dressed in a potato sack should definitely be commenting on the looks of other people.
“You said don’t drop the soap? Fuck out of here, don’t say that shit around me. What the fuck n word?”
“What bitch? That’s right bitch! Aight then. I been in jail yo, don’t say don’t drop the soap.”
You showed her! Sometimes you get emasculated by your teacher and you have to flip over a desk and swear at her because you know she can’t do anything back to you.
This video is why you couldn’t pay me enough to be a teacher. I would imagine this was what Uncle Turtleboy’s job looked like in Worcester on a daily basis. There isn’t enough pinot to make this worth it every day.
A lot of media outlets won’t publicly shame a kid, but we’re not like most media outlets. If you know this waste of space let us know who he is. We’d love to make him Turtleboy famous. Not like it matters anyway, because he’s going to jail eventually. We know it. He knows it. His teacher knows it. Everyone knows it.