GEDickbag Models His Fupa, Sports Bra, And K-Mart Underpants During Arrest Where He Tries To Fight The Cops On Lincoln Street
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It was a burlesque show last week on Lincoln Street as an angry, loud, and opinionated man who may or may not be transitioning was arrested outside of the Honey Farms:
Oh look, it’s America’s Next Top Model.
And he sure didn’t like this cop, who he repeatedly offered to fight one on one:
Which is why he decided to wear his favorite ghetto sports bra. Because you never know when you’re gonna have to fight a cop so you need to be prepared.
After that he did some WWE style shit talking to the cameraman:
Then he looked down and realized, “I really need to start using that Planet Fitness membership”
I mean, just look at the glorious fupa this slopbucket is rocking:
Here’s a thought – if your man fupa prevents you from seeing your hog, perhaps it’s best if your K-Mart brand jeans are not pulled down below your ass cheeks. Just a thought.
For a tough guy he sure was whining a lot about the slight discomfort of handcuffs:
Which is weird because I’m pretty sure this guy is all too familiar with bring handcuffed.
He had two quotes that I loved. First came when the cops told him to sit:
“Sit down? On the wet floor?”
Oh yea, because you’re above that. Sure, you’re a grown man wearing a sports bra and modeling your underpants on Lincoln Street, but you’re definitely above getting wet. Definitely.
Then there was this:
“I respect people who respect me.”
Because who wouldn’t respect a grown man displaying his fupa on Lincoln Street while jumping up and down like a child who didn’t get an extra slice of pie.
The commentary from Worcester’s finest was spot on as usual. There was the usual “fuck the police” from the skags who have spent their very productive lives getting arrested by the cops:
And of course the “I was once arrested for no reason” patrol:
Oh right, definitely. Ashley Elizabeth was assaulted and had fake charges put on her. And it’s obviously true, because if you can’t trust a hoodrag magnet welfare queen who only takes pictures from behind, then who can you trust?
Oh, and I always trust unconfirmed anecdotes from grown women with litters of children who still use the dog filter.
So why did this cop assault you Ashley?
I hate when that happens. Anyone can relate to this obviously factual story. Because who hasn’t had their car stolen, called the cops, and then got their ass beat by the responding officer before finally having “fake charges” put on them? Totally relatable.
And Ashley is officially boycotting the popo:
Heard that hoodrats? You can pretty much do whatever you want to this chick and she won’t be calling the cops on you. LOL. Just kidding. She’ll call the cops the first second she needs them, just like the rest of these frauds. Although I think her friend in the video could probably use a visit from the fashion police more than anything. Just sayin.
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