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Ginger Pirate Who Dumped Her Neglected Bulldog At An East Bridgewater Dog Groomer And Never Came Back Owns An Organic Food Recycling Business Because To Avoid “Throwaway”

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Nothing seemed unusual when a woman dropped off her bulldog at Secret Garden Pet Resort, a dog kennel and groomers on Aug. 23. She gave the clerk her dog’s health certificate, which said his name was William Katz, a middle-aged brown-and-white bulldog. The woman gave a phone number, and said her name was Melanie Wichester. Staff at the groomers noticed the dog’s cloudy eyes, and pressure sores on his skin, his patchy fur, but they went about washing him and trimming his claws.

Grooming a dog takes two or three hours, said the business’s co-owner Lara Cori, so it was not unusual for the owner to leave. The groomers called Wichester when they were done grooming William, but no one answered, Cori said. As the afternoon wore on, it became clear “Melanie Wichester” was not coming back. Cori called East Bridgewater’s Animal Control Officer, Lisa McKay. McKay and East Bridgewater police officer Patrick O’Brien reviewed footage from the groomers’ security cameras, and saw that the woman had walked up the groomer’s long driveway instead of driving so the woman could not be identified through her car’s license plate.

They asked people at a nearby gas station if they had seen the woman, who had long red hair and an eyepatch. McKay and O’Brien also spoke with several neighbors, to ask if they had seen the woman or the dog. McKay also called Chelsea Weiand, an officer of the Massachusetts Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals law enforcement department, to help figure out who was responsible for the dog. Weiand and McKay said the dog’s condition — the advanced ear infections, the sores — suggested he had been neglected for a long time. McKay said the town donated $100 from the animal control budget for William’s immediate medical needs. Just enough to keep him comfortable, she said.

He will need surgeries for his ears, and other treatment for a corneal ulcer and sores on his skin.

Arggghhhh!!! Someone make this skank walk the plank!!

What a degenerate though. And why do these people pick on bulldogs? If you can’t take care of a dog then don’t get a dog. This isn’t brain surgery.

Anyway, I figured this ginger pirate was a ratchet extraordinaire with a buttload of Google trophies who would be found rather quickly. But it’s been two days since the East Bridgewater Police released this video and she has not been named or arrested.

Until right now.

Turns out Carl Crimes actually masquerades as a respected member of society, and was dimed out to Turtleboy by a close family friend. Her name is Patricia Welch from Plymouth:

She owns Positive Effects LLC, whose mission statement according to their website is:

“A business professional for over 25 years who’s main goal is to “Make a Difference” in a throwaway society while employing those unemployed first and feeding those in need.”

Yup. She’s an organic hippie chick who wants to do something about our “throwaway society.” Just a reminder, she literally threw away a dog after neglecting him for a long time.

Here she is in quite possibly the most boring video in the history of Youtube, explaining what her company is all about:

At first I wasn’t sure it was her. But our source insists it’s 1,000% her, and has alerted the MSPCA who claim charges are being filed. Also, our source tells her that that is Trish Welch’s dog, which is named Willie. The name she gave for the dog was William Katz. They also told us that her credentials on LinkedIn are all fake as well:

No word yet if either the East Bridgewater or Plymouth Police are aware of this, but hopefully they will be now.

Take em away toys!!

13 Comment(s)
  • steve
    September 11, 2018 at 7:30 am

    simpsons reference was A plus

  • LocalYokel
    August 31, 2018 at 11:26 am

    Couldn’t even fake her credentials correctly…accounting is a fine art? Pretty sure that’s either a Bachelor or Science or a Bachelor of Bidness Administration.

  • Judge dread
    August 31, 2018 at 11:04 am

    I hope she goes to the beach one day, goes for a swim, and comes back to shore with a nasty case of sea lice. DuckDuckGo image search what sea lice do.

  • Clitty Litter
    August 30, 2018 at 8:50 pm

    Don’t they say that pets look like their owners?

  • Robert Philbrick.
    August 30, 2018 at 7:32 pm

    Is Turtle the only actual investigative reporter left. Nice job. The Secret Garden is my groomer. Best of the best. Same as the turtle crew. 

  • Brian Albrecht
    August 30, 2018 at 6:00 pm

    SJW Hunter would probably do something like this! Remember what he said about the sharks? Fucking punk bitch. He’d probably kick the dog on the way out just as an extra fuck you. I know he would. An animal abuser like that needs to be put down. Stop donating to turtle boy guys. I know their raising a SHIT TON of money from all the donations, and they have to be rolling in dough with the amount of ads that almost make the site unusable. But maybe if we all stop donating so much money to them they’ll at least be forced to change the retarded basketball texture wallpaper. Bret Killoran defiitnely gets high with that money too. Hell its the only money he has after selling his food stamps and other forms of gov’t assistance hes on.

  • Judge dread
    August 30, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    Isn’t it always the do gooders / hippies that fuck up shit the most? Seriously this woman gives zero fucks.

  • Whinycunt
    August 30, 2018 at 3:32 pm

    Phone number on website is still open with a vm that’s not full.

  • Whinycunt
    August 30, 2018 at 3:24 pm

    My bulldog says FUCK U trish!
    How do you just dump a dog ?

  • Hypocrite Scam Artist
    August 30, 2018 at 3:13 pm

    Ginger Skank, she looks much younger with the eye patch, full on ginger ratchet hag in the interview. I’m not convinced it’s the same person but I’ll go with it.

    Her Social Justice Business sounds more like a BS Lefty non-profit that’s for profit of her. She lectures the world on eating re-heated garbage, she turns around neglects her dog and dumps him. Reminds me of that cunt Al Gore telling you to turn off your AC while he has central air for 3 mansions, fuck him to. Imagine the dog’s anxiety, dog’s don’t understand that. In time the dog will thrive in a good home.

  • Bitch
    August 30, 2018 at 3:00 pm

    Tie her to the car bumper and drag her. Ugly bitch.

  • The Ugly Tree
    August 30, 2018 at 2:38 pm

    That’s the bitch who took out all me branches.

  • Captain Trips
    August 30, 2018 at 2:23 pm

    Another whacked out mentally ill liberal.

    Does anyone need additional proof of the connection between liberalism and mental illness?

    I didn’t think so

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