Got Em: Seven Of The Quincy Savages Are Being Charged With Kidnapping And 17 Other Counts Of Assault And Battery After We Publicly Exposed Them

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MSP Facebook Page: Massachusetts State Police today sought criminal complaints against seven male teenagers for violently attacking a group of five other teenagers on a pier at Squantum Point Park in Quincy on the afternoon of Monday, July 31. An extensive investigation identified the seven assailants as having punched, kicked, and tackled various members of the victims’ group, and also with having prevented them from initially leaving the pier so that the aggressors could launch their assault.

Yes!!!! What a victory!! Did the turtle do it again, or did the turtle do it again? Honestly, we would’ve been content with 3-4 of them getting charged. Pony tail was the worst of them all, followed by the black kid who body slammed and curb stomped the defenseless kid, and fat boy who started the whole thing by sucker punching the kid in the red shirt. Those guys all needed to get arrested. But I gotta say – the Mass State Police really impressed the balls off me by charging seven of them with 18 different counts, including kidnapping as one of the charges. Because when you hold people against their will like that, it’s kidnapping.

And thanks to the MSP for calling it exactly what it was – an attack. The mainstream media has been lying for the last week by framing it as a fight. Because it would go against their narrative to watch a group of white kids passively stand by and get the shit kicked out of them. After all, white dudes are the cause of 99% of society’s problems.

Don’t worry – their names don’t have to be released by the MSP. We already did that a week ago. At least we got three or four of em:

Brandon Palmarin:

Brian Goncalves:

And Jean Louis Jr.:

We also know that pony tail’s first name is Cedrick, but he was smart enough to lock down his social media before turtle got to him:

That’s four. I’m thinking the final three were this kid:

Who clearly was boxing the poor blonde kid in against the pier as he attempted to escape. Moments later the kid was punched in the face, thrown to the ground, and repeatedly beaten and kicked by the savages.

Then I’m thinking this other pony tail kid:

Because at one point you can see him getting his Jordan’s dirty by kicking one of the other kid’s, who had just attempted to escape by jumping off the pier:

Finally I’m thinking #7 was this chud in the red:

I didn’t see him actually hit anyone, but he clearly participated in the kidnapping, and if any of the Milton kids had run towards him, it could be assumed that he would use physical force to stop them.

Love the commentary on Fox 25, WBZ, and every other media outlet that has written about this news today:

Everyone knows where they saw it first. Everyone knows where real news comes from. Everyone except this miserable cat lady:

Hey Michelle, I don’t know who we wrote about that’s got you all hot and bothered, but I’m willing to bet whoever it was, you could pick his yogurt slinger out of a bologna baton lineup. Just sayin.

The bottom line is none of them did anything to stop it. They’re all guilty. And they should all be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Here’s my question – do they get to play sports? I’m mainly talking about Jean Louis Jr. Because under no circumstances should he be allowed to suit up for a single game for North Quincy High School this year. And they’ll be tempted to find a way to get him on the team, since he averaged 24 points a game last year, and transferred to North Quincy after failing all his classes at Quincy High. They’ll hope we all forget this happened and tell us he learned his lesson.

But when you make a mistake, you must pay the price. And in this case that means sitting out the entire season. I’d be willing to let him come back for his senior year if he’s off probation and does his community service. But not this year. Randy Moss couldn’t go play football for Notre Dame or Florida State because he got caught with weed. What this kid did was a million times worse because there were actual victims. Victims whose only crime was trying to go swimming in a City where they apparently were not welcomed. Victims who were easy targets because they were small, young, and white. If North Quincy allows him to play basketball then they are a classless, trashy high school, and they should be booed at each and every game. And make no doubt about it – if he does play basketball for them this year, we will make sure that’s exactly what happens.

P.S. What the hell is Howie Carr’s problem?

Breaking news? Why does this ass clown do this all the time? Bitch we broke this news last week. He is always trying to take credit for our work. Remember last year when he shamelessly did this?

The Trashly Losapi-ho scandal gets swept under the rug and no one knows about it if we didn’t blog about it. We did all the work and then old man wannabe Rush Limbaugh comes along and says, “look what I just uncovered!!” Didn’t go very well last time:

Not sure what made him think it would work out this time.

Hey Howie, we’re supposed to be on the same team here. We’re generally fighting the same fight. Everyone who matters has already embraced the turtle. You’re embarrassing yourself by pretending we don’t exist. Our parents might’ve grown up listening to you, but their kids will grow up riding the turtle.

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