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Grand Poobah Of Junkie Brigade Feeds Their Addictions, Starts GoFundMe To Raise Money To Operate Junkbox Jalopy Service To Treatment Centers In Trashiest Business Model Ever

In our next installment of the Revere Ratchet Junkie saga, we meet the man behind it all who funnels funds and cheeseburgers to these chicks to keep them high and on his hog.

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In my recent travels through the junkiesphere, one man kept popping up in photos with these ‘women’ – a much, much older gargantuan slimeball by the name of Peter Sewell. I kept wondering how he was connected to these girls, but I needn’t wait long for the answer. Soon, my inbox was filled to the brim with people dishing on Pervy Pete and there isn’t enough hot water in the world to make me feel clean again after flitting across his page. I might need to try lye.

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Pervy Pete, AKA Medford Peter as he’s dubbed himself. You can see he is clearly a man of high stature in the Medford community, with the crumby remnants of his McDonald’s lunch scattered across his Walmart polo.

Pete is a 45ish year old allegedly disabled (whether it’s mental or physical, we don’t know. But we do know he admitted to weighing nearly 400 bills) Uber/taxi driver from Medford. He seems to have found his niche in funneling fentanyl and dope to desperate junkboxes all up and down the North Shore allegedly in exchange for their “love.” He throws these girls a $10 spot here and there, gives them rides, fancy stays at the Holiday Inn in Quincy, and McDonald’s cheesebugers to keep them as happy as pigs in shit while pulling on his pud.

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That come up, tho.

Pete is always posting pictures of the fupasloths he carts along for rides, all of them high out of their gourds, pupils pinned to the max

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It’s a different stream of brokedown broads every.single.fucking.day

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Peter has dated some of the most elite junkies in the ratchetsphere. One of these cheesehogs is none other than Sabrina Rose Lewis, the girl who Kristina Elliott, junkbox extraordinaire from the first two parts of our series alleged had the HIV. If you’ve been following the saga, you’ll recall that Randy Hurley, a ‘volunteer’ with the Mayor of Malden’s office, came to her defense threatening NSTB with all kinds of crazy shit.

Pervy Pete has been LOVING Turtleboy lately, sharing all our blogs about his lost love and her needle-cquaintances.

EDIT: As we were writing this, Pervy Pete was making a FB Live video about Turtleboy. Watch here.

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Thanks for the tip, bro.

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Pete’s confused from one comment to the next. Doesn’t know what to believe, but then says NSTB was spot on? Well, *I* know it’s the latter, but what a fucking flip flopper this guy is. He should have known better… but of course he didn’t. Betcha didn’t think TB was coming for you, didya Petey?

#Untouchable

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Pete recently lost the ‘love of his life’ another addict by the name of Kristen Harmon in January 2017. Sources allege that Pete is the one who supplied her with the fatal dose.

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He posts shit like this all day long, including ridiculous photo montages set to wildly inappropriate music to “honor her memory”

Somehow, after Kristen’s death, her 16-year-old daughter ended up in Pervy Pete’s hands. She is NOT his biological child. He takes just as many selfies with this beautiful young girl, posting her info everywhere for his rowdy ratchets to see, and it has got me straight up flabbergasted. There was literally NO ONE ELSE to take this girl? How the fuck does anyone think this guy is fit to raise her into womanhood given what he does to the other young women around him? A reader emailed and alleged that there could be some abuse going on here, and Kristen would be rolling in her grave if she knew her daughter was in his meaty clutches. I cannot stand behind this anecdote as fact, but I sincerely wouldn’t doubt it. And it makes my stomach roil at the thought of it.

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You’ll never be one of us you fat fucking chudstuffer. Get yourself a kleenex while you’re at it, too.

Since Kristen’s death, Pervy Pete has been trying to think up lucrative ways to capitalize on it. So what does he do? Start a $25k GoFundMe of course.

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So wait… Kristen was in a program, left early, wanted to go back but had no ride, so she takes a hotshot YOU likely provided to her and kills herself… don’t you run a fucking taxi service fucknut? Pete could very easily tossed this chick over one meaty slab of a shoulder, tossed her in the car and drove her. But did he? No! He wanted a cash cow, a way to make money off of other’s tragedy like the gutterslug that he is. And not for nothing, but the way most people get to a treatment program is by calling up 911, hopping in an ambulance, heading to the ER and getting referred for a bed. And guess what? It costs no one but the fucking tax payers of Massachusetts a red cent because it is covered by MassHealth! How the fuck about that. Also love how Pete can’t spell his own dearly departed ex-girlfriend’s name correctly… is this fuckknuckle for real?

Pete knows all about MassHealth, too, so I’m surprised he wasn’t aware of this little tidbit.

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You’re welcome for that MassHealth, you rotund tub of jelly.

You’ll notice in the comments above an alky by the name of Charles Lawler asks MassHealth Moneybags McGee for $150. But Pete is sick of giving handouts for nothing in return. He’s just can’t even anymore! So he took to Facebook live to run his cockwasher about ‘being taken advantage of’ – the irony!

It’s a half hour long. If you’ve got the stomach, Godspeed. I couldn’t get more than 5 minutes in.

In this instance, the “10” girl in the video he is referring to is a certified cheesehog by the name of Precious Elwell

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I think we’re working with a different scale than Pervy Pete. This girl is Ms. Piggy’s doppleganger

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I can smell the rancid underboob sweat and yeasty fupa from here.

But she seems like a nice girl… for the week preceding her asking Pervy Pete for her $650 rent money, she was playing #wifey and throwing down in the kitchen for him

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Since Pete is used to throwing $10 and a cheeseburger after a gummer from guttermuppet 2.0, $650 is steep for a few meals cooked on a cockroach-infested apartment sized stove. You sluts don’t take advantage of Medford Peter! He takes advantage of you. Get with the program, ladies!

However, Pete does his good deeds here and there. He acts as a liaison and junkie wrangler for the courts and calls the girls of his harem out on the Facebook machine when they’re caught slippin’

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Here’s Lindzi, for good measure

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Looks like a world-class mom and citizen, who definitely has custody of her crotch fruit

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Oh wait… nope. And WHO do we have here in the comments? Our Pink Pangolin, Shannon DiBartolomeo, who foist all this ratchetry upon us to begin with.  She knows all about having her children yanked out of her tuna flap and out of her custody no sooner than the umbilical cord is cut, so who better to commiserate with, right?

No word on what Quincy court wanted from Lindzi, but Pete also had a day in court recently

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Surprise, Pete doesn’t pay his bills. He’s too busy throwing a pittance to this junkbox and that and eventually, it all adds up. Guess the CC companies gave his cheesehog a pass so they didn’t have to look at his gaping, greasy maw again. Totally understandable.

With all of that having been said, if you ever find yourself in Medford and needing to take a cab or an Uber, DO NOT use A-1 Airport Limo and Taxi of Medford, Pete’s ‘business’ in addition to his Uber gig. Word on the street is he also drives a 2016 Black Hyundai Elantra. So if that’s your Uber, cancel cancel fucking CANCEL. You will die from the reek of stale, chainsmoked Marlboros, yeasty fupa, and junkie vomit.  North Shore Turtlebabe warned you!

 

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13 Comment(s)
  • Truely disgusted
    May 3, 2017 at 7:21 pm

    They need to write about lindzi Megan!! She’s trash. When my sister Lauren died she made a fake go fund me account to scam money. Now that’s a junkie move at its finest. She didn’t even know my sister and the family asked specifically for no donations and no go fund me pages. Lindzi got high on my sisters death. If only she put that much effort into getting her kids back.

  • ElJefe72
    May 2, 2017 at 12:04 pm

    There’s no doubt that American society and culture is rotting from the inside and will die a slow and agonizing death.

  • Tara
    May 2, 2017 at 11:54 am

    Pervy Pete has a valid point here. Every paragraph is followed by an ad

    • TIG OLE BITTIES
      May 2, 2017 at 3:49 pm

      Someone has to pay for all that Turtle Wax

  • Randy
    May 2, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Well at this point I could give 2 shits about the post of me… I had my 2 min of fame lol but yea I just sent a message to Peter and he blocked me haha you know I was nice to him especially when he was dating Michelle A checking up to see how she doing cause I cared obviously but yea I have multiple girls that had said every thing the article said and yea I own Randys pro bartending it’s a small company but growing that’s what small business do so back to Peter yup the 10 allowance is very true even Kristen said it herself to me R.I.P.

    • Douche!
      May 2, 2017 at 11:18 am

      “it’s a small company but growing that’s what small business do”

      “it’s a small penis, but growing, that what small penises do”

    • Just wondering?
      May 2, 2017 at 12:04 pm

      Randy,

      That was ONE sentence! Doesn’t anyone over 18 years of age now-a-day know to use punctuation? Or is your ADHD-riddled mind in such a fuckin’ FIRESTORM that you don’t know about punctuation, and it just flows from your fingers (or your mouth) like diarrhea?

      Just wondering?

    • TIG OLE BITTIES
      May 2, 2017 at 12:11 pm

      Hey Sheldon how does it feel to when Pete gets more ass than you. You girl looks like Kaley CouCouko after a 5 year Meth addiction.

    • Kristen Harmon
      May 2, 2017 at 8:21 pm

      And then there was part 2

  • Precious Elwell
    May 2, 2017 at 1:25 am

    Can any one of you turtle fucks lend me some cash?? That cheap ass Pete said no even AFTER I deep throated his mad small nasty pee pee.
    PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kristen Harmon
    May 2, 2017 at 1:22 am

    Dear Peter Honey,
    Please don’t get with anyone just yet. I ain’t even gone 4 months , Boo. No bitch will eva take my place. We had some mad good times Yo and I thought you’d pine for me at least 6 months. Try wearing black and throwing yaself on my grave once in a while. Your disloyalty is making me want to haunt your flabby ass LOL
    All my love, your baby girl 4eva xoxo

  • TIG OLE BITTIES
    May 2, 2017 at 12:18 am

    Yuk! I need a shower after reading that. Sweet Pete got all the Skeavy bitches all hot n bothered and I can’t get even get a pickle tickle in Sweaty Betty’s with a Fist full of hundreds. I think I need to start a Go Fund Me to take NSTB on nice date this summer all I would need is $40 and I could take her to see Eddie Money at Indian Ranch. You haven’t seen Ratchets like Indian Ranch on a hot July Saturday night.

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