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Grundlestiltskin And Guillermo Gloryhole Harass Women At Woonsocket City Hall Because Without Josh Abrams They’re Afraid To Confront Male Cops And They Hate Women



Woman beating extraordinaire Anselmo Enrique and his butt buccaneer Joe “Grundlestiltskin” Orga had another productive day of sleeping till 10 and harassing actual productive members of society at Woonsocket City Hall yesterday.

Are these two gonna finger each other’s assholes or what? Come on guys, just go for it. We all have your back. Well, not quite as much as you do for each other, but you get my point.

This video more than any they’ve done so far shows you just how shriveled and tiny their pigs in a blanket are. You really start to see how they specifically target women because they’re easier. You saw it clearly in that video. The guy they interacted with in the suit was basically saying what any decent person would say, “Yea, I know you legally can do this, but…..why you upsetting these people on purpose for?”

What exactly are they proving by doing this? That being a perpetually unemployed troglodyte like Joa Orga affords you the right to bother random people of no significance for doing their job? He must get all the ladies on Magic night.

I’m not gonna screenshot any of the women he harassed in that video because even though it’s legal to tape them, it doesn’t make you any less of a dickhead or a weirdo if you do. If a woman you don’t know tells you that holding a camera in her face makes her uncomfortable, then just stop. Sure, technically they should just deal with it, but where is the joy in this? They’re literally just walking around making people uncomfortable for the sole purpose of making them uncomfortable. What if that woman just got back from bereavement leave or had some tragedy happen to her. You’re gonna go after her when she’s done nothing wrong to you? What a duo of gaping vaginas.

“But you guys have cameras everywhere.”

Yea, but there’s audio now and they’re putting it on YouTube to monetize the traffic that harassing you brings them. Besides that it’s a great comparison deputy dipshit.

But it’s OK because….

“I pay your taxes.”

No, no you don’t. That requires employment.

“Public employees should be a little more accepting of it.”

Translation – “you know you want it.”

The things Grundlestiltskin will say to a woman that he knows he would never, ever, ever have a chance of sleeping with. That’s what this all comes down to. Joe Orga hasn’t gotten a nice slice of poon-tang pie since….ever. But he thinks he’s a really nice and smart guy on the inside and The King of Queens gave him the idea that this was something that women actually desired. They of course don’t, which is why he’s so resentful towards women in general. We know that Anselmo generally likes to treat women like a punching bag, so they’re right up each other’s alley.

The ironic part here is that they’re doing this in the name of accountability for public servants, whose salaries they don’t finance because they go to towns where they don’t pay taxes. They also don’t pay taxes in general. Meanwhile they’re interfering with taxpayer funded employees who should be doing taxpayer funded work for the actual taxpayers of Woonsocket. Because this was never about accountability from the beginning. It was about harassing cops until they realized that there were too many dude cops so they started harassing women instead.

P.S. The best moment of the video was the part where the guy who’s there for actual business just looks at Grundlestiltskin like the farm animal that he is.



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34 Comment(s)
  • WPD deserves a raise
    October 20, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    Locked up in Worcester last night and in video screaming like a bitch

  • Boaty Macboatface
    September 11, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    Please do an audit of Thomas Mattson of Mass Accountability. He’ll be comedy gold for you. Dirty tank tops, Mass health card, EBT, homeless, man bun, Daisy Duke shorts, even Josh Abrams says he smells like a dumpster. Appears he takes the train between Ipswich and Salem to harass the Police. Another nitwit who thinks he’s gonna be famouse on YT. Told a dispatcher that he works for him. I’m not so sure about that. I’m pretty sure the working class people support you. Meh, I don’t answer questions. And that’s why I stopped you today!

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 11, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Orga the Killer Fail…

  • Berkshire girl
    September 11, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    I struggle to understand what these fellas think they’re accomplishing and fail to see how they would think it’s remotely productive. Any one of those employees would have been within reason to question their motivation and mental stability. The actions of those fools is a concern of public safety. If nothing else, beyond annoying. At best, petulant and disruptive chodes, at worst an actual danger.

    I’ll lick some boots here. We need state hospitals.

  • The Truth
    September 11, 2019 at 3:53 am

    “They target women because they are easier” Or women just make mountains out of molehills? Perception. Seems like the woman was a liar, claiming to be in some fear but not shutting up for a moment and displaying actions that prove her words are all BS and just playing the role of a victim. Turtleboy is what these people would classify as a bootlicker, if these people came into my work place I wouldn”t whine and cry, but I’m not a female or a bootlicker like Turtleboy. Why are you afraid to show your face boy?

    September 10, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    On the eve of 9/11 I went straight to the comments to ask WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE IDIOTS???? I can’t take it. This is a direct result of the left side, the me too douche canoes, the gender benders the pedo’s peeing in the ladies room with children etc etc. And don’t forget we have an elected official in office who is a GOD DAMN TERRORIST that supports the Islamic state. You all know they are laughing at us for having that cunt in office. And no, I didn’t forget about the other one but that Omar or however you spell her name needs to go. NOW.
    9/11 always remember, never forget.

    • Uncle Karma
      September 11, 2019 at 12:50 am

      Americans starved 1 million children before this happened not Muslims our terrorism will always bring terrorism ya dumb fucking cry baby,on the eve of 9/11 shut the fuck up sucks pay back is a bitch like you sound.

      • Your Mom
        September 11, 2019 at 12:50 pm

        You are a giant piece of shit

      • The cocksuckers
        September 12, 2019 at 4:34 am

        Fuck off. Terrorist.

  • Boaty Macboatface
    September 10, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    I am pretty sure at this point that 1, you have to be homeless to be an auditor. 2, single and no chances ever of getting laid. 3, a criminal with pending charges. 4. You live at home, in your 30’s. You’re parents think your a disappointment, bit still tell you they love you. . Am I missing anything?. Meh, I don’t answer questions, and that’s why I stopped you today!

  • Big D
    September 10, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Orga, you have a ferret stuck in your teeth again!!!

    • Thomas Mattson
      September 10, 2019 at 8:37 pm

      I cannot wait for the day when someone recognizes Ansalmo and calls him out and says “ Are you the one who rapes women you tough guy”! See how fast that camera gets put away! Go home both of you and finger fuck yourself!!

  • Judge dread
    September 10, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    Looks like they’re doing recon for a potential attack. These people need to be investigated and brought downtown for questioning.

    I bet most of us riders when we go in to a building like this, we go where to we need to, get shit done, and leave.

  • hate these pathetic pansies
    September 10, 2019 at 11:27 am

    what the actual fuck? Now I KNOW why they need security cameras there! These guys walking around like they own the place, or work there. Their mental state is questionable, and they could just walk right in there and shoot the place up, this is really scary. These employees need to call the police (which yes, I know, that is probably exactly what these 2 douchebags want) Get a no harassment order put on them. This could be a dangerous situation with these 2 mentally unstable people. I’d call them men, but I think not, no real man goes around harassing women. I loved the woman that did not speak to them AT ALL lol, that probably killed them! They WANT you to engage so they can give you a “muh rights” class 101.

  • what video? post the video please
    September 10, 2019 at 11:08 am

    What video?? Do you all even see a video? Because I don’t see anything, I read this guy is a jerk, I’ve seen him on TB posts before, but where is the video to describe what you are even talking about? I refreshed the page several times, I don’t see any links to any videos, so none of this makes any sense.

    • oh, that video
      September 10, 2019 at 11:11 am

      Just refreshed the page for the 5th time and now it’s showing an error message. Sorry, at least I know there was a video.

  • keyno
    September 10, 2019 at 10:09 am

    All of these comments are w/in a fookin hour of each other. I am quite SURE TB has more fans than just 1 bored loser on the planet. And THAT is your culprit ladies and gents. That’s the late late night TBS sabotager.

  • Billy Badass
    September 10, 2019 at 9:58 am

    This juggalo bubbles motherfucker needs an adult with him at all times.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    September 10, 2019 at 7:46 am

    I don’t see the point of any of this. These losers are straight out harassing people, using a loophole in the public accessibility laws. What is proven? Public employees show up to work and are in the office conducting business? Wow. Our democracy is in peril.

    Another example of the deleterious effects of social media. Years ago these two pukes would either be working as bag boys or serving a 90-day observation commitment at a state hospital. Now they can pretend to have a purpose and make some gas money on YouTube.

    Social Media is Cancer

    • LOLZ
      September 10, 2019 at 10:00 am

      You realize you are posting this on…wait for it..

      SOCIAL MEDIA!!!!


      • Sir Wilfred Death
        September 10, 2019 at 6:05 pm

        I see your point. Not to split pubes, but I don’t consider a blog social media. Blogs are more akin to traditional websites. Social Media is controlled by evil billionaires like Zuck. I don’t think that Uncle Turtleboy is making millions selling our data (He doesn’t know how). Also Social Media like Fecesbook and Twatter are net negatives. TBS is a net positive to society.

        Social Media is Cancer

  • Bill
    September 10, 2019 at 7:35 am

    I have been watching a lot of these channels ever since Josh has been in jail they all have been turning on each other. Granite State Transparency has filed a police report against Joa for cyber crimes he allegedly broke into her YouTube account and posted 2 videos calling her a rat. Josh has posted rant’s about her and Scott from production now Scott from LA. These channels are going cancel each other out and soon they will all have to get real jobs.

    September 10, 2019 at 7:27 am

    Holy fuck I wanna punch these scum twats in the face so bad……

  • Terry
    September 10, 2019 at 6:45 am

    Why is it that there is no security in this bldg? These women are being harassed by these two mindless trolls, who cannot even put a sentence together. The director, Barney Fife, is no help, giggles & minimizes his employee’s concern about a camera in her face when they are not there for business. Ridiculous…

  • pow, right in da kissah
    September 10, 2019 at 6:24 am

    Yup, him and all of these self appointed ‘auditors’ are going to catch hell soon enough.
    Such a punchable, fukboi face…

  • Siskel
    September 10, 2019 at 6:06 am

    Tick.. tick….tick… The clock is running out on this guy. Sooner or later some husband is going to either beat him to the brink of death, or just flat out kill him. There’s unstable people out there he messes with. The odds are it’s going to happen.

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 10, 2019 at 5:05 am

    mental illness is not pretty, except for those rare cases, when you have feral sex with an unhinged woman, but especially ugly when it’s attached as a sparse gingerly goatee to a blubbery ego, raging against women who can’t see the beauty of his Mommy dressed soul.

  • Old Tom Morris
    September 10, 2019 at 2:16 am

    Turtleboy staff sucking up to the taxpayer funded, unionized, government “workers” again. Yeah, these guys are assholes, but at least they shine a light on these taxpayer funded leeches. Notice how they get so offended when they are asked who they are or what they do? They scurry like rats, ashamed of their corruption and graft.

    • Dick Scratcher
      September 10, 2019 at 2:40 am

      Posted at 2.16am?

      Get a job, shithead.

      • Dick Scratcher
        September 10, 2019 at 7:46 am

        For clarification, my post at 2.40am is 7.40am UK time, and I’d just got to work.

        A feeling that Old Tom is not familiar with. 🙂

      • Old Tom Morris
        September 10, 2019 at 8:49 am

        Seems I struck a nerve with Mr. Scratcher. You sound like a good Liberal Party government “worker”with plenty of time to peruse the internet and construct lame limericks all day. Enjoy your faggots and mash tonight. I know you will lick the plate clean with your mouth agape begging for more.

      • Orga the Ginger Cow
        September 10, 2019 at 1:48 pm

        Orga you fat piece of shit. You look like you just got done playing racquetball with your fucking googles. I hope someone catches you one day without your camera. You would be such a bitch and not say a word.

  • Stiff pete
    September 10, 2019 at 2:12 am

    Mexican American went to high schoolTook Spanish
    And got a B!!

    • Silencio Dogood
      September 10, 2019 at 5:07 am

      B is for Bueno

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