Guy We Blogged About Making Tummy Pancakes On The Red Line Is A Level 3 Sex Offender And Just Got Arrested By MBTA Police
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Last week we wrote about this bisquick manufacturer going to town on the red line, allegedly staring at a 8 year old girl while doing so.
As usual the post spread like wildfire and the MBTA police now know who he was. And in the least shocking news ever, he’s a level 3 sex offender:
Source: Subsequent to that investigation TPD Detectives identified Anthony Sansone, 52, of Boston as the male in the video. Sansone, a registered Level 3 Sex Offender, was arrested early this morning (10/19/2017) for Open & Gross Lewdness and transported to TPD HQ for the arrest booking process.
Man, these people really can’t help themselves. How do you get like this? Like, dude, you’re already on the registry. You’re a fucking sex offender and a social pariah. You’re the last person in the world who should be choking the chicken on a public train. And you’re doing so while wearing an outfit that might as well be the international uniform for sex offenders everywhere. Way to be inconspicuous. Let’s hope this animal stays in jail for a long, long time. Because obviously he’s unable to control his impulses on the outside.
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Degenerates like him will never get better, get him the hell out of society, he can make little rocks out of big rocks for the rest of his days.
These people are sick in the head. There is no cure, except a lead aspirin.
Way to go, Turtleboy! My – and America’s – hero!
I bet there’s a few turtleskinners out there. Entire blog of Facebook turtleboy trolls? God only know what you losers do behind closed doors.
This is just plain revolting.
Once again, I plan to run for public service on this platform:
Chapter 1. Reestablishment of Public Shaming as part of the Correction process.
Chapter 2. Installation of stockades and gallows on every town common as part of Chapter 1.
Chapter 3. Create a lottery to raise local revenues by purchasing a chance to “Pull the Lever & Make Them Swing” each Sunday at Noon.
Chapter 4. Create local revenue by charging a $10 admission fee per person on Sundays to witness the weekly swinging.
Chapter 5. Create local revenue by selling rotten tomatoes for $2 and rocks for $5 for stockade target practice with targets provided.
Chapter 6. Create local revenue with a monthly “Tar and Feathering Extravaganza”, charging $20 a ticket for the entertainment. Expected to be a 3 hour event with at least 5 episodes.
Chapter 7. Reduce correctional costs and housing by instituting Chapters 1-6.
I love it!
I am ready to contribute money to your campaign so you get elected.
No Shit. Serious.
Do what they did to Chuckie on SOA. Cut off all but his index finger on each hand.
Need to kick these perverts out of America! Our laws NOT AS TOUGH as Shyna’s!!!! Sad!!!!
I absolutely love how straight up annoyed he appears to be when the doors slide open and he’s forced to pause his pud pounding sesh. Good job getting this freak locked up!