If you’re standing up for people who burn the American flag and threaten Trump voters, AND you’re harassing local businesses because you don’t agree with a blog, you might be the worst person on the Internet.
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Meet Hadley’s Paul Goldberg – this week’s worst person on the Internet:
He recently took issue with our coverage of the Hampshire College snowflakes who were so triggered by the sight of the American flag that they burned it and got it banned from campus for a few weeks.
So how did he react to this? Stop reading it? Nah, that makes too much sense. Instead he took to social media to start a boycott of Turtleboy advertisers, and in particular he targeted and harassed two local businesses:
Oh look, someone else who thinks he figured out who the “singular” Turtleboy is. How original. What’s hilarious about this is how he thinks he’s got the moral high ground for siding with the students who destroyed a flag that didn’t belong to them, threatened any students who voted for Donald Trump, and basically spit in the faces of veterans everywhere by calling the flag a symbol of racism.
According to Paul Goldberg, this is what Hampshire College students “passively and thoughtfully” doing a “harmless” thing looks like. Gotta love how he calls burning an American flag “harmless” too. Because I’m sure the parents and widows of dead American soldiers consider this act “harmless.” But don’t be fooled though, Paul Goldberg is siding with the good guys. Turtleboy is the bad guy for calling out these students for being self centered dooshnozzles.
He wasn’t done though. He felt emboldened after getting over 150 likes on his Facebook post. That’s when he decided to kick it up a notch and accuse Turtleboy of all sorts of fun things:
Now Turtleboy is a “white supremacist group.” Ya got that? White supremacy. Sure, we’ve had several Turtleboy bloggers who are not white and we love people of all shades and colors. But a white guy from a white town who drinks beer for a living says we’re a white supremacist group because we have a problem with a federally funded college refusing to fly the American flag. Definitely.
Oh yea, and our site is run by a “confirmed sexual predator.” Not alleged – CONFIRMED!! And it must be true because he saw it on a website run by a butthurt, homophobic website called Buffalo Bruises, run by a mentally unstable man, who is currently being sued for $500,000 for making up a story about a charity for sick children, and who thinks the Sandy Hook massacre never happened:
So just to review. The same people who allege that Turtleboy is one person that sexually harassed a non-existent woman at a Buffalo Bills game, also believes the Sandy Hook Massacre never happened. Those 20 children are still alive and it was all a big hoax. This is what a “confirmed” source looks like. Gotcha.
But wait, his tall tales weren’t over. Apparently this “lone Turtleboy” didn’t just sexually harass someone at a Bills game. He also was fired from the school he worked at for having “inappropriate sexual relations with students”:
Not just one student – students. Because when facts don’t matter you can literally say whatever you want. Then you can take those things you just made up and harass local business owners because of them. This is what the “good guys” do.
Speaking of made up assertions that no one can back up, Paul Goldberg then did what SJW’s always do – started throwing around words like “racist, sexist, homophobic, and classist”:
“I would be wary of folks that hate so freely.” Hey ding-dong, what do you think you’re doing right now? You’re going out of your way to HATE a blog. And not just that, you’re HATING on any local business who we choose to promote. So we challenged Paul Goldberg to point out just ONE thing we wrote that was racist. Of course he couldn’t do that because science has proven that Turtleboy is not racist.
That’s when his group of loving, non-hateful SJW friends started accusing us of being “sexist, homophobic, and classist” because they knew they had nothing when it came to race. Check out which article they used as a point of reference:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! Hey KC Christopher – that blog was written by South Shore Turtlegirl. Ya got that? Your example of a sexist blog we wrote was written by a left leaning woman from the South Shore. As a matter of fact the majority of our contributors are now women, as are the majority of our readers and Facebook followers.
Oops!!! Turns out Turtleboy may be turning into the The View!!
Luckily his friends all came out to tell him to calm down because he was being such a dink. LOL. Just kidding, they did what SJW’s always do – created an echo chamber mob:
What do you notice about all Paul Goldberg’s friends? Oh yea, they’re all white. Because white people who throw the race card around are almost always racists who isolate themselves in exclusively white circles. And make no doubt about it – every single one of these people is an actual racist. This is how they convince themselves that they’re not – by calling other people racist. Sad.
Anyway, you might be asking yourself, who cares about these Internet trolls? Well, these people are bullies and cowards and they need to be called out for it. But more importantly, as long as they do this we must fight back against them. And the only way to do that is to support the Turtleboy advertisers whenever you can. Because people like Paul Goldberg are jack rollin’ dandies with nothing but time on their hands. If these businesses start hearing from these people too much they might just say that it’s not worth it. That’s why you all need to let Wormtown Brewery, Julio’s Liquors, and every other local advertiser on our site know that you support them. Give them your business whenever possible, and make sure to always sign your receipt with “Turtleboy sent us.”
We won’t let the bad guys win.
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