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Hadley SJW Bartender Is Attacking Local Businesses Who Don’t Support A Bunch Of Rich Kids Burning American Flags At Hampshire College

If you’re standing up for people who burn the American flag and threaten Trump voters, AND you’re harassing local businesses because you don’t agree with a blog, you might be the worst person on the Internet.

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Meet Hadley’s Paul Goldberg – this week’s worst person on the Internet:

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He recently took issue with our coverage of the Hampshire College snowflakes who were so triggered by the sight of the American flag that they burned it and got it banned from campus for a few weeks.

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So how did he react to this? Stop reading it? Nah, that makes too much sense. Instead he took to social media to start a boycott of Turtleboy advertisers, and in particular he targeted and harassed two local businesses:

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Oh look, someone else who thinks he figured out who the “singular” Turtleboy is. How original. What’s hilarious about this is how he thinks he’s got the moral high ground for siding with the students who destroyed a flag that didn’t belong to them, threatened any students who voted for Donald Trump, and basically spit in the faces of veterans everywhere by calling the flag a symbol of racism.

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According to Paul Goldberg, this is what Hampshire College students “passively and thoughtfully” doing a “harmless” thing looks like. Gotta love how he calls burning an American flag “harmless” too. Because I’m sure the parents and widows of dead American soldiers consider this act “harmless.” But don’t be fooled though, Paul Goldberg is siding with the good guys. Turtleboy is the bad guy for calling out these students for being self centered dooshnozzles.

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He wasn’t done though. He felt emboldened after getting over 150 likes on his Facebook post. That’s when he decided to kick it up a notch and accuse Turtleboy of all sorts of fun things:

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Now Turtleboy is a “white supremacist group.” Ya got that? White supremacy. Sure, we’ve had several Turtleboy bloggers who are not white and we love people of all shades and colors. But a white guy from a white town who drinks beer for a living says we’re a white supremacist group because we have a problem with a federally funded college refusing to fly the American flag. Definitely.

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Oh yea, and our site is run by a “confirmed sexual predator.” Not alleged – CONFIRMED!! And it must be true because he saw it on a website run by a butthurt, homophobic website called Buffalo Bruises, run by a mentally unstable man, who is currently being sued for $500,000 for making up a story about a charity for sick children, and who thinks the Sandy Hook massacre never happened:

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So just to review. The same people who allege that Turtleboy is one person that sexually harassed a non-existent woman at a Buffalo Bills game, also believes the Sandy Hook Massacre never happened. Those 20 children are still alive and it was all a big hoax. This is what a “confirmed” source looks like. Gotcha.

But wait, his tall tales weren’t over. Apparently this “lone Turtleboy” didn’t just sexually harass someone at a Bills game. He also was fired from the school he worked at for having “inappropriate sexual relations with students”:

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Not just one student – students. Because when facts don’t matter you can literally say whatever you want. Then you can take those things you just made up and harass local business owners because of them. This is what the “good guys” do.

Speaking of made up assertions that no one can back up, Paul Goldberg then did what SJW’s always do – started throwing around words like “racist, sexist, homophobic, and classist”:

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“I would be wary of folks that hate so freely.” Hey ding-dong, what do you think you’re doing right now? You’re going out of your way to HATE a blog. And not just that, you’re HATING on any local business who we choose to promote. So we challenged Paul Goldberg to point out just ONE thing we wrote that was racist. Of course he couldn’t do that because science has proven that Turtleboy is not racist.

Scientific Study Proves That Turtleboy Is Racist…..Towards White People

That’s when his group of loving, non-hateful SJW friends started accusing us of being “sexist, homophobic, and classist” because they knew they had nothing when it came to race. Check out which article they used as a point of reference:

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! Hey KC Christopher – that blog was written by South Shore Turtlegirl. Ya got that? Your example of a sexist blog we wrote was written by a left leaning woman from the South Shore. As a matter of fact the majority of our contributors are now women, as are the majority of our readers and Facebook followers.

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Oops!!! Turns out Turtleboy may be turning into the The View!!

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Luckily his friends all came out to tell him to calm down because he was being such a dink. LOL. Just kidding, they did what SJW’s always do – created an echo chamber mob:

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What do you notice about all Paul Goldberg’s friends? Oh yea, they’re all white. Because white people who throw the race card around are almost always racists who isolate themselves in exclusively white circles. And make no doubt about it – every single one of these people is an actual racist. This is how they convince themselves that they’re not – by calling other people racist. Sad.

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Anyway, you might be asking yourself, who cares about these Internet trolls? Well, these people are bullies and cowards and they need to be called out for it. But more importantly, as long as they do this we must fight back against them. And the only way to do that is to support the Turtleboy advertisers whenever you can. Because people like Paul Goldberg are jack rollin’ dandies with nothing but time on their hands. If these businesses start hearing from these people too much they might just say that it’s not worth it. That’s why you all need to let Wormtown Brewery, Julio’s Liquors, and every other local advertiser on our site know that you support them. Give them your business whenever possible, and make sure to always sign your receipt with “Turtleboy sent us.”

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We won’t let the bad guys win.

 

 

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23 Comment(s)
  • Al
    December 9, 2016 at 12:36 pm

    This is actually one of the most terribly run “news” website that I’ve ever seen. Taking pictures and statuses off of someone’s Facebook page and publishing them is not journalism, it’s laziness and literally anyone can do it.

  • Tommy V
    December 7, 2016 at 11:42 am

    Geez, did Jabba the Hut and his woman get that bill for SmokeStack BBQ?

    No wonder America is full of fatties.

    Also, not a surprise this guy is from Hadley. Between Noho, Hadley, and Amherst, you can get a Turtle Boy story every hour.

  • Talisman
    December 7, 2016 at 9:39 am

    Typical. These turd lickers spend all their money on pot and munchies. They don’t frequent restaurants unless someone else is buying and they don’t even chip in on a tip. Boycott away you fucking hookworms, because you weren’t going to these places to start with. As far as their FB threat campaign, the businesses should take a pointer from Mac’s

  • Justice
    December 7, 2016 at 9:04 am

    Paul,

    Put down the bong, get a real full-time job & a haircut, tone up & calm down, pack up your Birkenstocks and move out of your parents’ basement. Because you are such a tool, I am stopping by BOTH those places and making purchases. LOL

  • Mistressveila
    December 6, 2016 at 5:49 pm

    Yet another safe space snowflake trying to push his ignorant views on the self aware adults
    Apparently he doesn’t appreciate sarcasm and the honest opinions, of Turtle Boy
    This snowflake , like all snowflakes, have to shove their confused opinions onto the rest of the mature thinking public, by yelling in our faces, stamping their feet because it’s their way or the highway
    Other people’s opinions and views aren’t important to them They stick their fingers in their ears and proceed to make annoying noises so they can’t here us, rational intelligent people
    These snowflakes are the product of the worst parenting technics ever.. Helicopter parents, or over indulging parents who patted spoilt little Johnny or janey on the back , who came in last at any competitive endeavor
    It’s ok you came in last,here’s a metal and we’ll get ice cream.
    That’s not how you encourage a kid to do better at anything competitive in this world
    You tell them to practice their asses off,and get better at whatever the competition is..whether it’s a sport or a job !
    But no , mummy and daddy and the education system have brainwashed their kids into thinking everything will be ok when I’m a grown up, they’ll be safe spaces everywhere for them when they see or hear something they find offensive , which is fucking well everything
    I don’t know if we can undo the thinking of these sad snowflake people .Probably not,as they’ve been brought up in the safe space culture their whole lives
    I like that we rational educated , and sarcastic
    people are here and are ready to shove the snowflakes redundant opinions back at them and laughing at them
    It’s funny to us because we see through them and know just how stupid and wrong they are

  • Woo Brew
    December 6, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    So he’s “been involved” in the craft beer industry for 11 years? By “involved” he doesn’t mean invested hard earned funds, actually brewed beer that people can or would buy. He means he drinks it and tries to scam it for free for his big, soft ass.

    Well, PAUL GOLDBERG, the party train stops today. Unfortunately for you, some of us are in a position to cut you right out of that scene, starting at Julio’s and Wormtown and many other central and Western Mass establishments. I’m on my way to Wormtown right NOW.

    I hope that your support of loser burning US flags was worth you losing out on this scene.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 6, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    Look it’s Seth Rogen and Hulk Hogan’s man child.

  • 8=======D
    December 6, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    I had a looksy at some pictures of Aiden running in a race, you could see his large dick behind his shorts. I zoomed in to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating…. I’m on a strict diet, but I still take a peep at the menu, eyes only!!

  • juror seven esq.
    December 6, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    Goldberg? Must be a Jew Boy. A trouble maker, always the first to cry foul. Them calls out the anti-defamation league to come and protect him.

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    December 6, 2016 at 3:27 pm

    For a reality check, I always look at the amount of “likes” versus the number of friends and figure out the percentage. People are so afraid to unfriend others, so it typically ends up being a trillions billions friends and 10% or so giving a shit. Apply that to life.

    I wish I was still at home in the Woo to help out TBS. You are doing good work, son….and ladies and other turtlefucking dudes. I’m starting something similar for the hippie shit town I’m stuck in now and I’ll be sure to link back to TBS since I know there’s Massholes here. Also, so far as the “singularity” goes, I know a family who claims to know Aiden and pushes the fact that he’s the only writer. They are nice to his face but trash him behind his back. 8 Kids in that “Irish” Woo litter and they’re all nuts. Stay strong, dude. You and the Turtles are better than that crazy.

  • Rich
    Rich
    December 6, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    Why do all these SJWs have that “look” about them?? It’s a special kind of smug….

    • wtatnuckgangsta
      December 6, 2016 at 3:50 pm

      Same reason all the hippies of the 60s looked the same. I’m beginning to understand why 60s hippies were hated. The hard working world was going to the moon and these baby boomer hippies were getting high and having sex on concert lawns. I watched The Wonder Years as a kid and thought they were so cool. Then I grew the fuck up.

    • Wormtown Kris
      December 6, 2016 at 8:45 pm

      That’s the look that says, “No matter who rejects me and how bad a day I have, I know that when I get home I can put my hand down my pants and make myself feel special.”

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      December 7, 2016 at 7:00 am

      It’s that, “I know what best for, and better than you”, smug look. It’s brought on by years of helicopter parents making sure they never failed and got a trophy for showing up. Now these little turds have no clue how to handle the real world other than stomp their feet and have temper tantrums. It’s laughable at best.

      He is, the most punch-able face in America.

  • Rk
    December 6, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    Craft beer can go fuck itself. This generation’s wine and cheese crowd.

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    December 6, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    The most punch-able face in Western MA I just had lunch at Bennie’s one of those racist advertisers on your website . . . place was crowded, guess his bullshit isn’t working after all . . . there is a reason nobody visits Western MA anymore, there is nothing of interest to ‘normal’ people there . . . . .

  • Zack Morris
    December 6, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    Boycott the reruns of his show saved by the bell. Tell screech to find something else to protest this week and leave turtleboy alone!!

    • Rk
      December 6, 2016 at 1:58 pm

      Looks like Screetch and Seth Rogan had a baby

  • Coach
    December 6, 2016 at 1:26 pm

    Trying to hurt a guy by attacking his employer is just mean spirited and unfair. That’s why all Turtle-riders should visit the Seymore Pub online and check out their menu. I for one plan on calling a couple of to-go orders.

    • coach
      December 6, 2016 at 8:18 pm

      I love all the dimwits giving this thumbs down. I have no intention of picking up the fucking food after it is made. Good god!

  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    December 6, 2016 at 1:05 pm

    Who takes a selfie with a bag of cat litter? What’s the thought process on that? Is he celebrating a really good deal that he got? Does he really, really like the cat on the bag? Did he just feel sexy & couldn’t resist the urge to pull out his phone & memorialize the event?

    Or am I overthinking? Nice Menorah-Bong. That’s orthodox.

  • JoeMomma
    December 6, 2016 at 12:30 pm

    Time for regular Americans to boycott Seymour the pub…two can play at that game

    • dkp
      December 6, 2016 at 1:07 pm

      I would but I never heard of it.

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