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The commuter rail: it’s hardly ever on time, the trains spontaneously combust, and every now and again you have to deal with poonstachioed spunknuggets like this:
On December 3, 2018 at approximately 1:55PM Transit Police officers assigned to the Central District received a radio call to respond to the MBTA’s North Station Commuter Rail Track 8 for a male exposing himself. Upon arrival officers were met by victims who relayed the following: A male, later identified as Keith Comeau, 38, of Haverhill was traveling on an inbound Haverhill Line commuter rail train. Inexplicably Comeau stood at the head of the car lower his pants and underpants, fully exposing his genitals, and began to urinate on the train car floor. This was done in view of approximately 30-40 patrons also on board the train.Keolis personnel pointed out Comeau to TPD officers who quickly placed Comeau into custody inside North Station for Open & Gross Lewdness. Comeau was transported to TPD HQ for the arrest booking process.