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Help Us Find These Scumbag Trash Dumpers Who Are Using The Back Of A Preschool As Their Own Personal Landfill

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Dartmouth is one of those towns that does the pay as you throw trash system. You drop a buck or two on the bags and that is just how it rolls. Most people can figure it out as it’s not super complicated. Buy bags. Throw trash away. Voila. 

Of course that means there are cheap bastards who don’t want to make the effort to buy the bags or the large item stickers. They seek out private dumpsters and hurl their crap all over private property instead of forking over a couple bucks like normal human beings. Most people know that dumping is a crime. I guess these idiots think they are above the law. So the friend of one local business, Kids Ink Early Learning Center, is asking the turtles for help fighting back. The school was forced to set up a camera system in hopes of identifying the people who have been chucking their crap behind the building where children play.

It takes a special kind of asshole to trash a school. Nothing like invading the space of a bunch of four year-olds because you think you’re entitled to it. 

The school had to start locking their dumpster because, ever since the pay as you throw system started, people have been using the back of their building as a private dumping ground. The lock going on only made things worse because now people are humming the crap outside of the dumpster. That means the school is forced to clean up and take responsibility for this shit.

Do you know these folks? Let’s give them a shame sandwich and help some hard-working small business folks get some justice. You should also be aware that we will be posting g every last person who decides to litter there from now on. 

If you know who any of these people are – you can message us or give my super cute pals at the Dartmouth Police Department a call as the cops are looking for them too. 

18 Comment(s)
  • No rats
    September 25, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    Rats acting like rats. Trashbags, all 3.

    They should realize that it is legal to shoot rats, so stop acting like one.

  • September 25, 2017 at 10:57 am

    The solution for this is to install motion sensor cameras on the rubbish bin itself. The local Red Cross donation bin in my village of Orange County just mounted one up about a month ago. Before then, there was an eyesore of all sort of rubbish such as seen in pictures above. Now, the area is spotless.

  • Tad McThundercok
    September 25, 2017 at 9:55 am

    this is what happens when it cost money to throw shit away. Direct result. what a dumb idea, charge people for garbage, now there’s garbage everywhere. i live in a town that issues dump stickers and we dont have this problem. just sayin.

  • hughbo mont
    September 25, 2017 at 7:04 am

    Why can’t tax dollars be used for trash pickup? Oh yeah. Massachusetts. Although I’d gladly pay an extra $5 or $10 to have some two legged trash picked up and dumped (out of state).

    • me
      September 25, 2017 at 9:48 am

      Unfortunately trash pickup has become too costly. Land fill space is limited. With an increase in the population, our trash has also grown. We also consume and trash more than generations before us. Textiles do not get recycled either. Landfills are being stuffed with junk and we can’t keep up. We now use more and more synthetic materials which are not biodegradable. Increased populations make it difficult to produce items made with cotton. Land space to grow is limited since we need land to grow food too. The demand for food has grown since the population has become so high. As other nations grow in population and become bigger consumers of material goods. This also puts a strain on natural resources. Never mind the fossil fuels it costs to produce polyester fabrics, and other man made material

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    September 25, 2017 at 12:06 am

    They need to spring for a better camera, or focus that one better, plates could then be read.

  • huh
    September 24, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    “Kids Ink Early Learning Center” – Kids Ink? What is it, a early training school for tattooists?

  • Coach
    September 24, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    Coach says: I have a neighbor who constantly brags about how much overtime she is earning as a nurse in Worcester. She also scoffs at me as I put my “pay to play” bags out on the curb. I then noticed that she only puts recycling out. Recently, she proudly announced that she puts her trash in the dumpster at UMASS where she works. That explains why she only puts out recycling. So, she is getting paid wads of OT what fisting the tax-payer. Wish they would take some pictures and video so I don’t have to release mine. TBS is on a mission to keep the world on proper axis. All hail the TURTLE!

    • Tad McThundercok
      September 25, 2017 at 9:44 am

      Is she fat?

  • Dick Dover
    September 24, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    Two fucks says …its town employees

  • Dick Dover
    September 24, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    Pay? I’d rather have a burn pit. If they want it come and get it.
    Municipal recycling programs have proven to be taxpayer fuded scams anyways.

  • Publius
    September 24, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    Hope these asswipes are shamed and lose their jobs. Serious consequences but when you are a pig get treated like one.

  • Sonny's Mom
    September 24, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    It’s my rotten boy Sonny up to no good again!

  • Penny Farthing
    September 24, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    They should just throw all that stuff into the woods!! It’s all biodegradable eventually.

    The guy wheeling the office chair over is the funniest of the pictures.

    • Publius
      September 24, 2017 at 7:38 pm

      It would be funny cracked across his head.

    • me
      September 25, 2017 at 9:39 am

      No, it isn’t biodegradable. In fact, polyester and other synthetic materials are going to rot away for generations to come. Our constant desire for new and cheap items has caused an increase in polyester fabric production. 85% is made in China. Cotton is only grown on so much available land space and the population growth is becoming too high. Land is needed to grow food in a world with an over growing population. Land fill space is also limited. Never mind how much fossil fuels is used to produce polyester fabric. As well as the contamination to water ways from the dying of cheap fabrics

  • Ghandi
    September 24, 2017 at 5:09 pm

    This is what happens when you let the Communists (Democrats) runs things. Years ago there used to be town dumps all over the place. The leftists have shut them down to save the polar bears, who would eat you the first chance they had, which is cock talk, the Arctic is over run with them! Was just on the North slope.

    I congratulate these folks. Fuck the environmental Marxists who came up with the pay as you throw, recycling bullshit idea in the first place. Throw all your trash wherever you want, just take out the mail and any other things that could identify you.

    Fucking losers running things these days ought to be shot.

    • Publius
      September 24, 2017 at 7:39 pm

      Ghandi the idiot.

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