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Here Are Dennis Dinky Ticklers Who Were Busted Midthrust Banging In Front Of Children 100 Feet From Shore

Here Are Dennis Dinky Ticklers Who Were Busted Midthrust Banging In Front Of Children 100 Feet From Shore

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Earlier today we blogged about the lovebirds who were interrupted midthrust while boning in the ocean at Mayflower Beach in Dennis. Well, now we know everything about them…..

Cape Cod TimesThree teenagers arrested on Mayflower Beach Tuesday afternoon after allegedly having sex in the water while a crowd gathered to cheer them on, and a friend who police say didn’t listen when he was told to leave the area, will not be arraigned for six months, an Orleans District Court judge said.

Julianna Murphy, of Penfield, New York; Stephen Cerrone, of Quechee, Vermont; Lukas Kaminski, of Hopkinton, all 19, and 18-year-old Molly Hines of Penfield, New York, were each arrested on a charge of disorderly conduct on Tuesday after causing a scene at the crowded Dennis Beach, according to a police report. The four teens and several adults shielded their faces from the public Wednesday in court, where Judge Robert Welsh III agreed to postpone their arraignments while they participate in a program for youth offenders.

Giving new meaning to motion of the ocean!! Here they are in all their glory…

Julianna Murphy from Penfield, NY:

Well, that was her like 5 years ago. She’s all grown up now:

And as you can see she is ready to party!! 

Clearly what we’ve got here is a chick who had a rough puberty, rounded into form nicely by her senior year, and is now making up for lost time by doing all the things (and dudes) she was unable to do as a freshman. 

Here’s boner jam #2, Stephen Cerrone:

Eat your heart out AC Slater!! No wonder those chicks couldn’t leave. Not with Spandex McGee giving them the piledriver!! 

Here’s soursnatch kid #3, Molly Hines, also of Penfield, NY:

Mommy and Daddy are gonna LOVE this one!! What better way to send your daughter off to college than by taking her on vacation to the Cape and having her get arrested for letting some guy she just met dig up some of her sand crabs at high tide. Penfield is in upstate New York, about an hour from Buffalo. Which means these two broads are probably Bills fans. Which means they probably had no idea fucking in public was against the law. 

It doesn’t stipulate who was fucking who, but one of these chicks was doing the greased weasel tango with Stephen Cerrone, and the other one took one for the team and was letting a 17 year old fill out his college applications inside her penis fly trap. Because he’s a minor we don’t know his name. Here’s how it all went down:

 

Just after 1:30 p.m. on Independence Day, Dennis Detective Matthew Turner was approached by a beach monitor for the town of Dennis who reported that he had been told that several people were having sex in the water, Turner wrote in the report. When Turner responded to the report, he saw four individuals, later identified as Murphy, Cerrone, Hines and a 17-year-old boy, “embraced with one another” about 100 feet from shore, Turner wrote.

“I could not observe exactly what was going on, however both couple(s) were extremely closely embraced,” he wrote. “Each embraced couple were at a minimum kissing and stumbling about in the waves.”

100 feet from shore? How did people even know they were filling up the gas tank? That’s far out man! He could’ve just been trying to find Nemo. Who’s gonna be the corroborating witness at the trial? Jaws?

This seems like a pretty easy case to beat. Did anyone actually see penetration from that far out? I doubt it. If I’m them I admit nothing. They were drunk. He got nervous when some seaweed started wrapping around his flaccid rumpleforeskin. So they sucked face for a while and she told it happened to lots of guys. No harm, no foul. Case dismissed.

About 25 people onshore, both adults and children, were watching in “disbelief,” according to Turner. About 30 people in the water were watching the couples and cheering them on, he wrote. A man with two small children said, “this is disgusting, why is this allowed to go on here,” Turner wrote. After the teenagers did not respond to Turner yelling at them several times, or to a lifeguard’s whistle, the lifeguard entered the water and asked them to exit the water, the report says. The couples didn’t respond and continued “embracing and kissing,” according to Turner. When a second lifeguard went in after them, they began to come to shore, according to the report.

Man, they weren’t fucking around. No pun intended. Does this look like the kind of chick who’s gonna let some lifeguard break up her gland-to-gland combat after getting liquored up at 11 AM?

Nope. She came there to climax. And climax she will. 

Turner detected a strong smell of alcohol and slurred speech from all four teenagers, who were yelling and crying for Turner to let them go, he wrote. About three hundred people gathered to watch the interaction, he said. Hines refused to obey Turner’s request for her to stay seated, according to the report.

Once again, if you thought this chick was gonna let some Dennis cop interrupt her while a strange 17 year old was harpooning the salty otter

then you don’t know how Buffalo chicks roll. 

Kaminski, who was not in the water with the others, was arrested after he repeatedly approached officers and the other teenagers on the beach despite Turner’s requests for him to leave the area, according to Turner’s report.

This poor guy.

He sees dead people. 

He has the misfortune of going to take a piss, missing the gangbang, and then coming back to find the 17 year old jumped in and took his place. Oh, and he’s the 2016 MIAA State Wrestling champ, so you know those chicks were about to get the people’s elbow. Bet they don’t do that in Buffalo!! 

Anyway, we thought about not blowing these idiots up because it’s humiliating. But then again, how stupid can you be? We get it, you guys are edgy and like to break the rules. We all did when we were 18. But this is just taking it too far. You don’t play bury the broomstick in front of small children unless you’re trying to make it onto Turtleboy. 

 

 

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28 Comment(s)
  • Corinne
    July 7, 2017 at 6:57 pm

    Whomever wrote this clearly has got more issues then these teens, and far more years to get the difference! I’m surprised this is still up, and furthermore the writer AND editor should sincerely get charged!

  • FUCK YOU
    July 6, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    Who the hell do you think you are sitting here behind your computer screen attacking these kids. There is a big difference between a news report and straight up harassment. This “article” is disgusting, and is verbally and sexually attcking these kids. Cool they were making out/ all over guys drunk at the beach… there was no evidence they were actually having sex, you even said so. So why the fuck does that make you want to go and stalk their facebooks to see what they look like, JUST SO YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF THEIR APPERENCES. You are probably some ugly ass man getting turned on by this news story, NEEDINB some more info. Let me know what’s the point of publicly making fun of old photos and rough stages of people’s past, whom you don’t even know? You should be disgusted with yourself, fucking creep.

    • July 7, 2017 at 1:41 am

      Screw you. Little kids were on the beach and parents told them to stop. They deserved to be shamed.

    • July 7, 2017 at 1:45 am

      Learn how to spell loser. They are losers just like you.

    • GrillHole
      July 7, 2017 at 1:54 am

      Yeah, to a degree you might be right but they possibly did some permanent damage to a shit ton of children. Theyre not going to really see any repercussions as some wealthier kids with parents who can afford their bullshit expenses. Theyll graduate college with a cake life most likely and the worst theyll be given is a reputation they earned. Fuck them.

  • Barnaby
    July 6, 2017 at 7:57 pm

    Trying to disgrace these fun loving kids with exaggerated/false news? The irony is they probably will all be more successful than a site that is doing an obvious (and poor) ripoff of Barstool Sports.

  • Skankhunt42
    July 6, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    Close but the second diddler was Charlie Dumas. Kaminski went in to back up his friends, wasn’t bagging any broads, got arrested for disorderly conduct.

  • July 6, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    They tried to hide from the perp walk….. nope

  • Penfield resident
    July 6, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    I’m from the same town as these girls and this is fake news it’s not true. They were kissing and ppl started yelling saying they were having sex. Police wanted to make example of them so they believed rumors. Not true tho

    • I was there
      July 6, 2017 at 1:28 pm

      Actually I was there…….one of the girls was flashing her ass for the entire crowd to see for more than 40 minutes. MANY people tried to get them to stop….several other teens and adults – even her friend who eventually was arrested as well. A father of 3 yelled at them “HEY!! Knock it off!! There are kids everywhere! Have some class!!!” The boy who had his hand down the from of the girls bikini bottoms took a break long enough to flip off the dad and then dive back in. One couple is much more guilty than the other, they were in such shallow water and just didn’t care who was watching……they are very lucky they didn’t get charged with public indecency, lewd behavior, etc. The friend and the other boy started much later and were in deeper water.

    • Rochester Royal
      July 6, 2017 at 11:12 pm

      Yeah Turtle made that pretty clear when he mentioned how no one could possibly see penetration from 100 ft out. This case won’t see the light of day. Google will be these kids justice system cause that isn’t going away anytime soon.

  • Jugs
    July 6, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    One would think that you are purposefully trying to be sued.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    July 6, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    Penfield is a suburb of Rochester NY.

    Turtleboy… The main newspaper for Rochester is the Democrat & Cronicle. There must also be local media outlets in that area where this blog can be shared. Possible opportunity to add some turtle riders.

  • Jugs
    July 6, 2017 at 12:27 pm

    No byline? Courageous. Why did you burn the kid that didn’t do anything?

  • JD
    July 6, 2017 at 9:03 am

    Oh, boy. I remember when I was 18… Girls all over the place. My phone wouldn’t stop ringing. Yep, 18… Driving my own car, pad down by the beach. Checks coming in from my father. I’ll tell ya: it’s the age to be!

  • Troubled Nostrils
    July 6, 2017 at 8:11 am

    This makes me long for the days of my youth when there was no such thing as “too drunk to fuck.”

    • Barry
      July 6, 2017 at 9:36 am

      Yup! Cold water, no problem, crowds of people watching, not an issue. They probably had to stay in the water for a few minutes after the cops showed up just to let things calm down. Enjoy it young men because in 30 years you’ll have to turn off the lights and put the tv on mute.

  • Corrupted Youth
    July 6, 2017 at 8:07 am

    Kids today are brainwashed into degeneracy by the kike-run media. I’m only shocked that these white girls weren’t getting it on with some blue-lipped dindu shitskin since that’s the main thing the media promotes nowadays besides glorifying sodomites and crossdressers.

    • Lolz
      July 6, 2017 at 8:45 am

      This… This is excellent.

  • Bearded Clam Lover
    July 6, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Remember: Always watch out for crabs in the ocean

  • Inspector Gadget
    July 6, 2017 at 6:04 am

    Wow nice bodies, those guys must work out. 😉

    But seriously, I’m with Noseface, bang both those babes, not a bad thing to be famous for.

  • BobnMic
    July 6, 2017 at 2:33 am

    Ya that is true about the forehead. Go ahead and try to fit a motorcycle helmet on that melon. Have to rely on one those stupid awkward bennies with zero protection.

  • wabbitt
    July 6, 2017 at 2:26 am

    That first chick has more forehead than Seyton Manning. Nice tits though. If she ever wants to bone in Webster Lake in front of a few hundred people – call me.

    • Elmer Fudd
      August 6, 2017 at 11:41 pm

      So Webster.

  • Spankster
    July 6, 2017 at 12:20 am

    Phillips Exeter Academy. That basically sums it up. Someone’s Dad will be seeing T.B. In the First Internet Court of Whitco’s

  • Mr Butthurt
    July 6, 2017 at 12:11 am

    Would stuff both of them bitches.

  • Noseface
    July 5, 2017 at 11:30 pm

    If I could pick a way to be turtleboy famous, being balls deep in an 18 year old pussy, would be towards the top of the list.

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