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Here’s 2 More Of The Red Line Queef Cakes Wanted For Assault and Battery, Father Of First Suspect Is Going “Free My Son” To Maria Stephanos On Facebook

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Earlier today we published this blog about how one of the four chuds who assaulted a dude on the red line after he asked them to stop harassing his girlfriend had been arrested:

 

His name is Kerrick Pierce, and he’s from Pembroke. His Dad is going all “free muh boi” and is attempting to contact WCVB with deformation lawsuits:

Oh yea, I’m sure Maria Stephanos is gonna take a break from being the sexiest cougar on TV to give Kevin a call.

But the other three remain unnamed. We did post this image in our blog, because they look so similar:

Turns out it was indeed him. His name is John Karol, and he’s also from Pembroke unfortunately. Ughhh.

A quick look at his IG reveals that he is the ultimate douche whistle:

 

Yup. He’s the guy who puts vodka in his pants and makes jokes about his bulge. Brings me back to the good ol’ days of going out to the bar with high hopes of finding love and then waking up to the smell of shame and regret.

It also leads us to suspect #3 – Thickery Dickery Cock:

Because they appear to be a hot item:

 

Who would’ve thought that copious amounts of Bud Light could turn this:

Into this:

The empty calories might’ve disguised her a little, but that nose is a dead giveaway:

 

Her name is Erin Archon, and she’s from Portsmouth, NH:

Naturally with her college edumucation she’s majored in pyramid schemes:

Keep in mind, the cops are looking for this twatmuffin and she’s out here posting about how you can work from home and make double the money you are now if you just sign on with her and then add five more people of your own. It’s so easy even a trap queen can do it.

She went (or goes) to Keene State where she met with John Karol.

John Karol is boys from Pembroke with Kerrick “free my son” Pierce:

That’s how she ended up there.

Now we’re just waiting on this pork loin:

Hmmmm….You tell me which one he looks like from this picture….

Not saying that’s him, but…..

 

Bring him to us.

Three down, one to go.

11 Comment(s)
  • Rick Shaw
    June 13, 2018 at 1:03 pm

    Hahaha. She goes from hot college pump station to fat, nasty whore riding the red line.

  • Wabbitt
    June 12, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    Poor girl is definitely going Thicci Minaj. Too bad.

  • bayview
    June 12, 2018 at 6:04 pm

    Looks like Erin got into the ice cream.

    • vicxh
      June 12, 2018 at 7:10 pm

      Looks like she is into ice and snow and getting herself a protein diet of $20 CIM just to pay for those, That’s why she is losing all her muscle tone and sprouting a tummy.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    June 12, 2018 at 11:51 am

    “Detective Leonard told us to give the tape to the jury”
    Haha yeah i’m sure the conversation went SOMETHING like that

    Erin was pretty hot in college. Looks like she let herself go the past year or two.

    So now the real fun begins as these BFFs lawyer up and start pointing the finger at each other as to who was the ring leader to cut a favorable plea deal.

  • Real_Finn
    June 12, 2018 at 9:11 am

    Kevin Pierce,

    You are the epitome of a shitty, irresponsible father. Where the fuck is your shame? Instead of going ALL CAPS AND MAKING AN ASS OUT OF YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY — how about shutting your mouth and letting your kid accept responsibility for his participation?

    Let’s say we believe your assertion that Kerrick was “just sitting” there the whole time . What kind of pussy did you raise that idly stands by while his douchebag friends beat up a guy? This wasn’t a 1:1 fight – this was a beating that required surgery. How do you justify your son just sitting back and enjoying the view (that is, if we believe that he didn’t participate – but don’t)?

    I love how Kerrick is such a tough guy on Facebook but needs daddy to defend his honor because he can’t take the heat when he gets caught.

    Instead of going all “free my boi!” on Facebook, how about reaching out to the family that your son and his idiot friends attacked and extend apologies?

    You raised a fucking jerk who has zero ethics and morals and will go no where in life (except – perhaps jail).

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

    • Hughbo Mont
      June 12, 2018 at 2:11 pm

      The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Kevin Pierce Sr. is a Class A Jerkoff, too.

      • Real_Finn
        June 12, 2018 at 2:30 pm

        If you follow his Facebook (entertaining), he’s planning a big law suit. Turns out (according to that ass-hat), the cops don’t know what they’re doing and Kerrick was minding his bidness when the fight broke out. What he DOESN’T address is what a pussy his son is for watching the whole thing go down.

        They’re only tough guys in groups – none of them would have the testicles to fight alone (let alone stand up for what’s right).

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    June 12, 2018 at 8:44 am

    How can you tell those buzz cut leprechauns apart as they lurk in the Irish riviera?

    • Screw PC
      June 12, 2018 at 9:43 am

      Pierce. Karol.
      Karol is a Polish name. Pierce is English. Not Irish.
      Hence the douchewhistle comment about “slap[ping] Conor McGregor’s ass back to Ireland”. That attempt I would pay to see.
      Whatever. I’d throw ropes on his girl’s face until she was frosted like a cupcake. Hope he hears about that comment and has a rage stroke in jail. Ha ha ha.

  • Peter Niss
    June 11, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    The last guy, definitely looks like we’ve got him bagged. The hairline, body type, and facial structure are all the same in the two photos.

    Same nose shape.
    Same forehead size.
    Same physical build.
    Same ugly style.

    The dumb ass didn’t think to change his physical appearance before doing something that could full well land him in jail. Not defending the crime here. Just pointing out that if you did commit a crime, your social media pictures can be easily cross referenced against the surveillance image. A lot of people get bagged that way. Of course these nimrods will never understand that. Hoodrats are incapable of coming to that realization.That’s fine for us, we’ll just tag ’em and bag ’em.

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