Here’s Some Of The Ballots From Various Places Where Turtleboy Officially Received Votes Yesterday, Including 111 Votes In Brockton 

Here’s Some Of The Ballots From Various Places Where Turtleboy Officially Received Votes Yesterday, Including 111 Votes In Brockton

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We asked turtle riders across the state whenever possible to write in Turtleboy for races they didn’t give a shit about, or in which they liked neither candidate, and to take a picture of their ballot and send it to us. Yes, we know this is “against the law.” We just don’t give a shit, and we dare the secretary of state to try to stop us from doing this. And as usual, you people delivered. The highest reported Turtleboy city was Brockton, where 111 turtle riders wrote us in for something.

But the turtle also received votes in Cambridge:






Griswold CT:




West Springfield




New Bedford



And probably a whole bunch more. One of these days we’re gonna win an election on accident and the political establishment isn’t gonna know what to do with itself.

7 Comment(s)
  • Chris
    November 9, 2017 at 9:50 am

    The Griswold, CT ballot was pretty confusing.

  • Think First
    November 8, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    Sort of a slow day on Turtleboy. If I wanted to read poorly written articles about politics I would just go directly to the Telegram and Gazette.

    • chrissy
      November 8, 2017 at 10:00 pm

      do tell, where did turtleboy feature you, and show us on this turtleboy graveyard map..

  • chrissy
    November 8, 2017 at 4:47 pm


    <3 turtleboy too ^~^

  • The Rant Queen
    November 8, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    I swear I will actually start voting just so I can write in Turtleboy. My bf couldn’t decide who to vote for once, so he just wrote in Kermit The Frog, but this is waaay better.

    (Yeah, I know my bf is a dumbass.)

  • Gina
    November 8, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    Pisses me the fuck off..they do the same in Somerville..if you can vote you’re a CITIZEN right? In order to BECOME a citizen, you must be able to READ ENGLISH..so why the fuck do they put Spanish on the election ballots? Mostly I assume because they figure the ILLEGALS that will vote cant read English and need help keeping their democrat money cow elected

    • pro trump
      November 8, 2017 at 9:18 pm

      pretty soon they’ll have it in rainbow print for the niggerfaggots
      white race is under attack!

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