Here’s Some Of The Ballots From Various Places Where Turtleboy Officially Received Votes Yesterday, Including 111 Votes In Brockton
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We asked turtle riders across the state whenever possible to write in Turtleboy for races they didn’t give a shit about, or in which they liked neither candidate, and to take a picture of their ballot and send it to us. Yes, we know this is “against the law.” We just don’t give a shit, and we dare the secretary of state to try to stop us from doing this. And as usual, you people delivered. The highest reported Turtleboy city was Brockton, where 111 turtle riders wrote us in for something.
But the turtle also received votes in Cambridge:
And probably a whole bunch more. One of these days we’re gonna win an election on accident and the political establishment isn’t gonna know what to do with itself.