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Here’s The Sweet 16 Who Have Advanced In Turtleboy Ratchet Madness – Who Will Win It All?

Here’s The Sweet 16 Who Have Advanced In Turtleboy Ratchet Madness – Who Will Win It All?

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The voting results are in for the second round of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness in the Trap Queen Region. None of the second round matchups were particularly close, and many were outright blowouts.  That means we have some STRONG ratchetry coming out of this region. Here are the ratchets who will be advancing:

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The Fall River Guttermuppet’s win was the largest margin of victory thus far. But I’m shocked and disappointed Mel Taylor will not be advancing. I so wanted to see what a Mel Taylor vs. Misti and Jason Iorio Elite 8 matchup looked like. But, this is a democracy, and there’s a lot of Johnny come lately’s, and they know the New Bedford Foodstampotamus better than they know Mel Taylor’s path of destruction. And we respect the voting of the turtle riders. Here’s what your Sweet 16 looks like:

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This is getting exciting and harder. Gambling is illegal, but if we were to set Vegas odds on this one, here’s what it would look like:

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You have to say that Erika Murray and Ashley Losapio are the favorites at this point. They’ve both won rather easily, and quite frankly there is less competition in their brackets. The Chudstuffer and Trap Queen regions are a lot harder to predict who will win, but based on what we’ve seen so far, it looks like it’s gonna be smooth sailing for Erika Murray and Ashley Losapio. The Trap Queen bracket is gonna be hard. How do you predict who wins out of the New Bedford Foodstampotamus, Iorio clan, and Fall River Guttermuppet? That’s why their odds have to be lower. Same with the Chudstuffer Region. Robert Alston has been murdering ratchets, but he’s got the Uxbridge gypsies and the webcam mom in his region.

Anyway, we’ll start with the Sweet 16 in the Fupasloth region Monday. Then Tuesday will be the Cheesehog region, Wednesday the Chudstuffer region, and Thursday the Trap Queen region. This will let us be able to discuss the Final 4 on Friday night’s Turtleboy Live show, which will have a special Vine famous guest.

So turtle riders, who do you think is gonna be crowned king or queen ratchet?


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9 Comment(s)
  • Jack Mehoff
    April 9, 2017 at 8:49 pm

    Can we get all of them physically in one place all at once? Throw $500 in twenties on the ground and a couple dozen DD Boston Cremes and let them kill each other over bounty!

  • True Reality Speaks
    Ashley's Beach Body Fail
    April 9, 2017 at 7:06 pm

    Erika Murray should not be on this list. She’s an obvious mental defective which should be an immediate disqualification.

    She should have been replaced with Kim Malpass, the professional welfare and foster mom that was responsible for the death of Avalena Conway – although the DCF and Auburn Housing Authority are equally as culpable but have successfully called in all their favors from the Dems and Charlie Faker to sweep this story under the rug.

  • My Bracket Sucks
    April 9, 2017 at 6:22 pm

    The Iorios. Taking advantage of a Mentally Ill woman? Using a charity website to start a business?
    Erika Murray. Well, now that you reminded me of who she is, Surely her dead baby hoarding ass deserves a final 4 bid. She’ll easily wipe the floor with joe amoroso, aka Bella Bond’s daddy
    As for Cheesehogs and Chudstuffers, well, we know little miss My (Step)Daddy’s a Judge, So I Can Do No Wrong has the best shot. But Preggo “Veteran” Gabbie giving a run for the money. The Chuds will probably go to the Uxbridge Gypsies.

  • April's Hopes, October's Heroes
    April 9, 2017 at 5:43 pm

    TB, I have to go with Ashley Losapio to take it all. The others are just pains in the asses. Losapio broke the law big time giving gang bangers inside information not to mention she was banging a Cop killer. I don’t think anyone else in the brackets can match that one.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Ashley's Beach Body Fail
      April 9, 2017 at 6:58 pm

      Ashley Loslopio was banging the brother of a cop killer.

      Heather Philip was banging the actual killer.

  • Where was Jorge shot again
    April 9, 2017 at 1:58 pm

    Erika Murray is just plain mental, I mean having dead babies lying all over your house of horrors, thats not rachet, that’s serious menal illness. Totally different categories.

    • Where was Jorge shot again
      April 9, 2017 at 2:27 pm

      Or mental illness, maybe.

  • Twat tickler
    April 9, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    Uxbridge gypsy church is gonna take it all!

    • woo hoo
      April 9, 2017 at 7:31 pm

      I gotta say that the Uxbridge Gypsy church guys are quite the spectacle, but they aren’t like the gutterslug rachets. They are functioning con men. Yes, they are all criminals of one sort or another, but these gypsy guys aren’t mentally ill or mentally deficient. If they weren’t perverts and connivers, they actually could succeed in life is they weren’t such sleezoids.

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