Wait until you get a load of this rectal ratchet.
What a waste of a perfectly good mask. A Boston cop died from the commie cold yesterday, which got me thinking. Anyone arrested for anything during this crisis should get triple the punishment they’d normally get. I’m sick of watching Apple commercials about how we’re “all in this together.” We’re clearly not when assholes like this are out there getting arrested multiple times and directly endangering the lives of cops. We’re not “all in this together” when judges are letting people go free after getting arrested on gun charges, while gun owners have their rights restricted by the state. We’re not “all in this together” when prisoners are being emptied out of jails because they might get sick while incarcerated.
Anyway, this picture of the Honda Homeboy tells me that he was just born to be on Turtleboy.
A flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat, a Gucci fanny pack he wears as a sash, an overgrowth of lice infested pubic hair he calls a chinstrap, a bag of shitty weed, and a bottle of Hennessy. This guy is practically begging for permission to use the n word casually in conversation. The only thing he’s missing is a pack of Newport Lights hanging out of the back pocket of his skinny jeans. He’s certainly come a long way from his days of bathroom selfies and deep soulful looks out at the ocean while wearing tapered pants, socks and thong sandals.
“One day, I’m a be on Turtleboy dawg!”
This asswipe has been selling bikes for years now that totally are NOT stolen.
Hit him up if you want a brand new bike that rides perfectly and costs less than what he would’ve paid had he purchased this brand new bike legally.
Like I said, fuckers like this don’t learn, and they’re the ones who haven’t been following Dr. Fauci’s guidelines. If this was really a crisis then we would treat it like one and increase the punishments for clowns like this who think it’s business as usual and can’t take a month off from being degenerate criminals.
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52 Comment(s)
Did anyone else initially think he was a midget from that first photo?
You all realize that nothing will change unless we band together and drag every politician out of office who put us in the masses we are in as a society. Yeah we can vote these idiots out but in reality there are 100s more ready and waiting to impose more idiotic ideas. No amount of bitching about it or shaming people will do the trick. Nothing will change unless we take it upon ourselves to change things. If it calls for an all out war than that’s what it calls for. Obviously many lives will be lost and we will have to rebuild but that didnt scare our forefathers away. They had less than we and still got it done. If they did it over 200 years ago to make this nation better than so can we. I dont know why people are afraid to take our country back. They dont even know what bathrooms to use and go full retard over a name. If people stood up then they would tuck tail and change their tune!
take it easy
life is good
I have been hearing about a lot of dirt bikes getting stolen lately. Dirt biles are for faggots so I don’t feel bad but I am tempted to buy one just to use as bait so I can fill one of these scumbags with buckshot
Chance Champagne? he doesn’t look like a Black woman, in fact he looks outright stupid, in a densely dumb kinda way. at least he has the love of celebrities on TV, telling all Democrats that they are special.
This douche looks like a mischling. That or his momma drank too much during the pregnancy. Chance Champagne is probably Benjamin Goldstein. (((They))) always use crazy pseudonyms or legally change their names to hide their identities.
Shut the flying fuck up.
Lots of Frenchies here on TB lately….. What is up with that?
Chance Champagne… Olivia LeClerc… AJ Paquet… Christian Bourdon… Ann Bouvier…
And Pepe LePew
We sent your our degens from Laval. Ha ha ha! Pfft.
1 , 2 check on work Visas #Census2020
I hope someone collapses his nasal cavity. Seriously stealing dirt bikes and shit? Selling a bicycle with a Louis Vuitton seat?
This guy is a fucking scumbag and I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest his genital region.
This dude doesn’t belong in the pillory he belongs at the bottom of the harbor or lake wearing a Chicago necklace.
This kid is maybe six months ahead of everyone else. Although homeless and presumably jobless, he can steal trucks, steal and sell motorbikes, burglarize for firearms, and presumably obtain food at least from the refrigerators in the homes he steals from. A useful skillset for the apocalypse, definitely not taught in the public schools. If the social “order” declines much further, he’ll be among the best prepared and least worried.
It’s not stealing if the victim is a goy.
True that. The goyum are lower than dogs.
So what are the odds he also stole the mask?
Fuck you Mass. Judges. Total fucking bullshit this little boy was not locked up. Same with the fucking spic that killed Ron T. Fuck
The case of former “Empire” star Jussie Smollett may get more complicated after a new report indicates that the embattled star was more than friends with Abimbola “Abel” Osundairo and Olabinjo “Ola” Osundairo who worked on Empire and were paid $3000 to stage the hate crime.
The two allegedly partied together at a Chicago bathhouse, where he or she alleges they engaged in a sexual relationship. They used to party together and he had a sexual relationship with [Abel]. They went to this affluent Chicago bathhouse multiple times and they had to show ID. It’s known as a bathhouse where a lot of affluent black gay men hang out. There should be a record [of their visits.
Sincerely
Barry Soetoro,
How dare they get down at the bath house without me.
Bathhouses, black cocks? Count me in.
I am over at Columbia Park on Southie Dot line. I come here to walk everyday and everyday I see atleast 100 third worlders in the bowl playing soccer. I guess it will be whiteys fault and third world mejia will demand reparations.
Xenophobe! Xenophobe! Red flag, red flag, he hates undocumented welfare recipients. Those invaders as you call them are Native to this land as am I. You invaded South Boston we were here first you White Privilege racist, we are on the ragged edge of the middle class. Blood on your hands pale face invader go back to Europe. Time for you to pay reparations to the true natives, you can make a donation to my Senate committee at any cheese shop in Cambridge and please check my cheese and wine wish list in addition to your weekly reparation payments.
Hey CUNT your third world animals are flaunting there nose at the state police. There is a barracks 200 feet across the street. You probably told the police they would be fired for racism if they even spoke to these animals.
Maybe Drunken Gay Mahrty could send some police to break the crowd up but no that would jive with his narrative that the virus hurst blacks and hispanics disproportionally. Like a true democrat he could care less if they die. He wants them on the plantation and to follow in line which is easy because their culture doesnt believe in decorum or respect
Did you see, or hear about, the shooting a mile away, in Savin Hill, around 3:30?
These fuckin’ monsters can’t even put the gang banging aside for a few weeks to quarantine?
A teenage girl lost her life.
White privilege?
Triple punishment would be hanging him 3 times, I’ll allow it.
At least he did the responsible thing and went out prospecting with a mask on. Too bad his parents didn’t do the responsible thing and abort him.
Hows about a very very late abortion? Using a rusty coat hanger, of course.
Mask was probably provided by the police for transport and processing. Had to pull the mask down for mugshot.
Being an old white guy I can’t use the N word. But I can say WIGGER all day long!
you can say coons
Stop! Collaborate! And Bristle
To the extreme I stole the bike like a Vandal.
If there is a problem.
Yo I caused it.
Check out my selfies
While my Pube ‘Stache evolves
Lice Lice Baby
Lice Lice Baby
Ratchet Lice Lice Baby
Every monkey in Boston back in the day bought that 45 until they learned vanilla was white. Then they trashed or dissed Vanilla and said the song sucked.
Funny thing is ice told you he was white by the song title but monkies have a hard time with reading comprehension.
Can week all pitch in and get this young man an appointment with an optometrist??? He doesn’t see what we see.
For the liberals out there that wonder why us conservatives believe in Broken Window Law Enforcement this is why
-underage possession of weed
-under age possession of alcohol
-stole a bicycle
-stole a dirt bike
-drove without a license
-drove a stolen car
-high speed chase from police
(All this before his 20th birthday, for the aversion person this would be enough for three lifetimes)
To all the bleeding hearts out there do any of you see where this ends? Will you be surprised when he is involved in a motor vehicle homicide while under the influence
Stolen truck
Gun charges
B & E’s
Drugs
Homeless
And some people think all homeless people are victims of some kind
The face of Abrams future cellmate.
That picture should be a permanent part of this sites header.
The flat brimmed Gucci shot that is.
Crime in the bay state is big business for the court system,(we can’t make no money if we lock them up)tax dollars pay for this shit.
Hey, life is hard. Because of the chink flu this guy lost his job with the traveling carnival. What other options does the tilt-a-whirl operator have?
are you kidding, he’d fuck that up too
Cops should of kicked his ass off camera. Judge will release him on personal
Flat brimmed Bulls hat, check
Google trophies, check
Selfie with Henny – check!
Winning!
Tiger blood and Adonis DNA, natch.
Don’t forget probably an aspiring rapper too
Looks like he would have a Hi-Point.
Maybe a Jimenez arms..
Good call, gotta love a gun that might be more dangerous than a home invasion. Also, I give Hi-point a hard time but their rifles, although clearly cheap crap, are a lot of fun to shoot.
Hi Point – For gun enthusiasts on a budget that like a little risk during target practice.
Guns are silly metaphors for penises, be honest with yourself like me and discover the world of penis sucking, slurping, swallowing, and making love to a penis using only your mouth. I got started in a men’s bathroom at the Home Depot in Oxford, Ma. and have never regretted it. Consuming another man’s essence is incredible.
Just remember, if Dr. Fauci sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of lockdown.
Sorry bro, I’m going to have to steal this, might be the best thing I’ve read in a while. There needs to be memes of this!
Seconded! I am completely on board with this.