Check out this winner featured on the Webster Police Facebook page yesterday.
If Webduh had a face.
He’s not even from Webster, but was attracted to it like a maggot on a rotting junkie corpse. That neckbeard looks like a pubic chia pet. His face reminds me of one of those things Mario jump on in 1-1.
He’s actually from Quinebaug, CT, the most gangsta part of Woodstock, CT, where egg theft is at an all time high.
That’s where he earned the most legendary white boy street name of all time.
OG Reckless!! That might be my favorite white boy street name since Quincy introduced us to Baby Gangsta.
Eat your hart out Baby G.
I gotta be honest – I had no idea Dodge Neons were still a thing until I saw this post. But if I knew they were a thing, I would definitely expect them to be driven by a guy named OG Reckless. I’ll give one thing – he lived up to his name. You can fly on route 16 between Douglas and Webster, but carrying around a replica gun and trying to drive into cops at Mapfre Insurance is a great way to become gringo Freddie Gray. Just sayin.
Based on his Facebook likes it appears as if OG Check-less is an aspiring young rapper.
And you can’t start a rap career without a felony under your belt, so he’s well on his way to Youtube stardom.
Because this arrest was posted on the Webster Police Facebook page it necessitated a plethora of hoodbooger-enabling commentary from the peanut gallery.
Shut the fuck up Chuck. Not a single person reading your comment believes anyone in that picture has ever done anything that compares to leading the cops on a two town high speed chase in which you tried and failed to run over a police officer in a Dodge Neon. You’re no OG Reckless. More like OG Feckless Cunt. We get it though – back in your day everyone was grizzled and we all broke the law but ended up turning out to be just fine. Keep telling yourself that this is your reality.
Then there was this:
Oh fuck off Gretchen.
Take your liberal, white guilt propaganda bullshit and tell someone who gives a shit. No, I don’t care if he gets “caught up in the system.” I could give zero total fucks about the prospect of him sitting in jail forever. He’s 20 years old. This is who he is now. He doesn’t need help because he doesn’t want help. He wants to be an asshole and endanger the lives of others. And people like you who preach this bullshit are the reason violent offenders continue to reoffend when they should be in prison.
Turns out Jennifer’s not a fan of the Jews either.
Yea, she doesn’t hate ALL the Jews. Just the ones in finance.
Finally there was this crotch nugget who couldn’t stop posting.
Dog filter. Shocking.
Newsflash Jackoff Mercado – expressing disgust about violent criminals isn’t “cyber bullying,” and free speech will never be illegal (except in pagan Europe). No, police department’s shouldn’t ban public commentary because people are rightfully making fun of your boyfriend’s pubic neckbeard. He’s not “fighting demons” either. He’s just human scum. That’s really all there is to it.
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