Hoodboogers, Big Momma Go Full Free My Boi After Aspiring Rapper “Gangstalicious” Is Shot And Killed By Cops During Carjacking Robbery Spree

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This past summer we wrote a blog about this winner out of Connecticut who was picked up on warrants after police posed as a record producer and told the aspiring rapper known as “Gangstalicious” that they were interested in signing him to a record label.

Zoe Dowdell is just a real winner in every sense of the word.

Who didn’t love the video, “Work Part II?”

Or “Pussy,” shot live in CVS?

Kid was about to make it big.

But he dead now:

What are the odds that a 20 year old named Gangstalicious wouldn’t survive to collect social security? Seemed like easy money.

Well, on the bright side this might actually help him sell some albums. Just sayin. Everyone knows that getting shot and killed only helps your street cred in the rap game. At least it did in the 90’s. And the only thing that gives you more street cred than getting killed by another hoodbooger is getting shot by the cops while driving a stolen carjacked vehicle with two other junior McMuffins:

Yup, you read that right. His lawyer is shocked that a guy who makes auto-tuned rap videos of himself drinking maple syrup was prone to making bad decisions.

Never saw that one coming.

Of course his lawyer sees a payday coming out of this one, so the first thing he did was blame the cops for shooting a grown man in a stolen vehicle that was just used for committing a robbery and was barreling at police officers in an attempt to get away.

Hey, why not? Nothing is ever anyone’s fault anymore. If he were white it probably wouldn’t be worth his time. But black lives matter is basically money in the bank these days, because city governments know that it’s cheaper to just settle out of court than it is to litigate a lawsuit that Didi Delgado, Shaun King and the rest of the Talcum X mafia will turn into a viral hashtag.

Yup, totally ridiculous for the cops to shoot a person who is driving directly at them. God damn Nazis!!

This of course has led to all sorts of insightful commentary from the free my boi patrol…..

She’s right. You have to actually know a person in order to cast judgement on them. It’s not enough to evaluate someone’s character based on facts and their track record of rampant criminality. This is a person you need to get to know better:

According to some deep thinkers, the police could’ve “handled the situation better”

She might have a point. Perhaps the cops could’ve prevented this if Gangstalicious had high five Friday in his elementary school. Fortunately white social justice warriors from Northampton are working hard to make sure young black men like Gagstalicious only have negative interactions with the police, not positive ones.

Once Queenn Brandi busted out the 100 emojis things were about to get real lit up in this bitch. This is the kind of person I want memorializing me when I pass:

Oh, and she reproduced:

Good thing Planned Parenthood doesn’t give out free condoms or anything like that.

I think this cheddargoose might be on to something:

Good point. The gun clearly landed on the accelerator and caused the car to travel directly at the police. It also caused the car to be stolen and used in the commission of  a felony.

And it wouldn’t be a free my boi ratchetfest if Momma didn’t show up….

Another strong point. If you weren’t actually at the scene of a crime then you cannot cast judgement. This includes juries and actual judges. FACKS.

I know that if Turtleboy Jr. was ever shot and killed by the cops during a crime spree that the first thing I would do is run to Facebook and brag about how virtuous my son was. Obviously Gangstalicious was clearly raised right. And as you can see she’s about 37,

which would’ve made her New Britain’s oldest grandmother had Gangstalicious been given the chance to spread his seed.

Anyway, don’t wanna get shot by the cops? Don’t commit crimes. I try to live by that general philosophy and find myself alive each and every day. Funny how that works.