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Hoodboogers, Big Momma Go Full Free My Boi After Aspiring Rapper “Gangstalicious” Is Shot And Killed By Cops During Carjacking Robbery Spree

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Hoodboogers, Big Momma Go Full Free My Boi After Aspiring Rapper “Gangstalicious” Is Shot And Killed By Cops During Carjacking Robbery Spree

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This past summer we wrote a blog about this winner out of Connecticut who was picked up on warrants after police posed as a record producer and told the aspiring rapper known as “Gangstalicious” that they were interested in signing him to a record label.

Zoe Dowdell is just a real winner in every sense of the word.

Who didn’t love the video, “Work Part II?”

Or “Pussy,” shot live in CVS?

Kid was about to make it big.

But he dead now:

What are the odds that a 20 year old named Gangstalicious wouldn’t survive to collect social security? Seemed like easy money.

Well, on the bright side this might actually help him sell some albums. Just sayin. Everyone knows that getting shot and killed only helps your street cred in the rap game. At least it did in the 90’s. And the only thing that gives you more street cred than getting killed by another hoodbooger is getting shot by the cops while driving a stolen carjacked vehicle with two other junior McMuffins:

Yup, you read that right. His lawyer is shocked that a guy who makes auto-tuned rap videos of himself drinking maple syrup was prone to making bad decisions.

Never saw that one coming.

Of course his lawyer sees a payday coming out of this one, so the first thing he did was blame the cops for shooting a grown man in a stolen vehicle that was just used for committing a robbery and was barreling at police officers in an attempt to get away.

Hey, why not? Nothing is ever anyone’s fault anymore. If he were white it probably wouldn’t be worth his time. But black lives matter is basically money in the bank these days, because city governments know that it’s cheaper to just settle out of court than it is to litigate a lawsuit that Didi Delgado, Shaun King and the rest of the Talcum X mafia will turn into a viral hashtag.

Yup, totally ridiculous for the cops to shoot a person who is driving directly at them. God damn Nazis!!

This of course has led to all sorts of insightful commentary from the free my boi patrol…..

She’s right. You have to actually know a person in order to cast judgement on them. It’s not enough to evaluate someone’s character based on facts and their track record of rampant criminality. This is a person you need to get to know better:

According to some deep thinkers, the police could’ve “handled the situation better”

She might have a point. Perhaps the cops could’ve prevented this if Gangstalicious had high five Friday in his elementary school. Fortunately white social justice warriors from Northampton are working hard to make sure young black men like Gagstalicious only have negative interactions with the police, not positive ones.

Once Queenn Brandi busted out the 100 emojis things were about to get real lit up in this bitch. This is the kind of person I want memorializing me when I pass:

Oh, and she reproduced:

Good thing Planned Parenthood doesn’t give out free condoms or anything like that.

I think this cheddargoose might be on to something:

Good point. The gun clearly landed on the accelerator and caused the car to travel directly at the police. It also caused the car to be stolen and used in the commission of  a felony.

And it wouldn’t be a free my boi ratchetfest if Momma didn’t show up….

Another strong point. If you weren’t actually at the scene of a crime then you cannot cast judgement. This includes juries and actual judges. FACKS.

I know that if Turtleboy Jr. was ever shot and killed by the cops during a crime spree that the first thing I would do is run to Facebook and brag about how virtuous my son was. Obviously Gangstalicious was clearly raised right. And as you can see she’s about 37,

which would’ve made her New Britain’s oldest grandmother had Gangstalicious been given the chance to spread his seed.

Anyway, don’t wanna get shot by the cops? Don’t commit crimes. I try to live by that general philosophy and find myself alive each and every day. Funny how that works.

21 Comment(s)
  • Burgling turts
    December 19, 2017 at 6:15 pm

    Gangsterlicious is the gay rapper from “boondocks”….

  • Azif
    December 19, 2017 at 12:00 pm

    What a shame. Sounds like a real nice boy. I bet he was turning his life around. Oh well Good riddance and at least one less duchebag we have to support

  • I'da pulled the trigger lotsa times
    December 19, 2017 at 5:54 am

    And there would be no “Wounded” in the casualties to count.

  • ghetto moms don’t wear REAL trues
    December 19, 2017 at 5:13 am

    Gotta love the big orange dress with the stain. And the fake true religion jeans. Take a look at the horseshoe on the pocket. It looks like a six year old tried to sew em. Word of adivce put the phone down, shut off your camera and start walking on a treadmill. There is a big difference between thick and sexy. And fat and yucky. Incase you didn’t know, you fall into the fat yucky category.

    • Yuck just yuck
      December 19, 2017 at 7:20 am

      This fat bitch needs spanks!!! Tuck that gut in piggy

    • SVU
      December 19, 2017 at 8:49 am

      YES! TR jeans stitching is very straight and very tight. Which is why they are so expensive. Of course there are fake replicas everywhere, but these are one of the worst replicas I think I have ever seen. The horseshoe never goes to above the flap or on the flap. And it looks like a horseshoe, not a bunch of squiggly lines. Has she never seen a real pair. It’s very easy to see that these are fake. Most people can’t afford these jeans or wouldn’t spend 200-300$ on one pair of jeans. But if your gonna get a fake pair to make ppl think “you got it like that” make sure it’s a good fake. Also please throw away that bright orange dress with the pizza grease stain.

  • Chip Striker
    December 18, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    Glad he’s dead.

  • SVU
    December 18, 2017 at 7:00 pm

    Stop stealing, stop carjacking. Just stop. If everyone is already so “afraid” of what the police will do, then why the hell would you do anything to attract their attention. All you gotta do is be law abiding citizens. Chances are you will be okay. Unfortunately their are still gonna be asshole cops like the one who killed Daniel Shaver while crying and begging them not to shot him. But if you aren’t breaking the law then you will 99.5% probably be fine. You steal cars and carry guns illegal you pretty much have shown you have no concern for your own life. It’s easy just stop breaking the law.

  • Wtf
    December 18, 2017 at 6:10 pm

    Can someone please tell
    me what that gang sign is from the green and white track suit pic.
    Every single time I see it I think of Carl on shameless saying “two in pink , one in the stink”
    I am fairly certain THAT isn’t a gang motto.

    • GangaBanga
      December 18, 2017 at 8:10 pm

      It means will suck dick for cash…..

  • eeewh
    December 18, 2017 at 6:04 pm

    Starting a GFM to buy Queenn Brandi a Tide-to-Go pen.

  • eeewh
    December 18, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    First Tupac..and now, Zoe. Wait, I mean Gangstalicious.

  • Judge and Jury
    December 18, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    He should have been treated as stupid as he wanted to be perceived.

    All that needed to be done was to draw windows on a few cardboard boxes, put them in a jail cell, give him a broken radio and tell him he’s in the hood making a video, and he would be set for life. Then he could have stared blankly for the next 50 years, drooling maple syrup and contemplating personal accountability, impressions on others, and getting what you ask for, while junior high school kids were paraded in front of him so they could have been scared off drugs permanently.

  • Mike
    December 18, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    What a great story to start the week! I love feel good stories like these, keep me coming.

  • Gordita
    December 18, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    Ladies, if you want to go that extra mile and drive your man truly wild with romantic intent, make sure there’s a giant grease stain on your traffic cone colored dress in the shape of Cape Verde. Extra points if you have a physique like Jerome Howard.

    • hahahaohreally
      December 19, 2017 at 12:55 am

      That stain!! I mean that shit happens but you don’t proceed to take glamour shots with your gunt hanging down and a nasty stained dress. I literally can’t post pictures of myself without scrutinizing the crap out of it first, how are these people like, “Damn, I look good, POST!!”

  • Stan the man
    December 18, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    This is such a blow to the music industry.

    • cheered me up after a long day
      December 18, 2017 at 8:59 pm


  • Zoe can Go-ey
    December 18, 2017 at 12:07 pm

    Fuck him. One less shitbag

  • TJB
    December 18, 2017 at 11:29 am

    Cheddar goose. Classic. Well if nothing else, they are consistent. The title aspiring rapper is a description of what years of delinquency and fuckery produce. I’m sure if zoe hadn’t dropped the stolen gun under the gas pedal of the stolen car……..

    • Itsjustme
      December 18, 2017 at 1:05 pm

      So his mom was there then, since she seems to know everything that happened?

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